Make sure you turn up your media volume to hear all farts in their glory. Different types of fart: man, woman, the wet fart, silent fart, loud and famus. Funny Farts is the new app you can enjoy. In class, in church or on the bus are always good times to ring, start the Funny Fart Sounds and shock. Laugh with your friends with those amazing sounds of farts.
Small, nice and funny application.
Enjoy it. Thanks!
This application is also great for prank on your friends and create hilarious situations.
- 100 fart sounds (in the donate version).
- You can record and share your farts. All your recorded farts will be stored on sdcard.
- Fart sounds shared by users. If you want to share a fart here, just record and send me by email. I will make sure your fart is added.
Best Fart Sound Board application on the play store.
This app has 9 different high quality sounds of farts.
Definition of fart as per wikipedia: Fart is the process of passing intestinal gas to the outside world.
History of Farts:Farts are thought to have originated in the time before mass evolution when every life form was a small microbe. Farts were used a boost application to escape predators, which then evolved into a natural repellent. Then, a few young males needing something to occupy their time while hunting later pioneered its evolution just because they found it entertaining, and passed the art down to every generation of boys since by anal tradition. Farting was even a rite of passage for many in the ancient world, a boy might have to prove himself by out-farting the older males of his tribe. Aristotle was the first to insist that "fart logic" is the only logic undeniably true, and indeed: "He who denied it, supplied it." Later, Descartes based his fundamental ontology on the phrase: "I fart, therefore I am."Along side it's historical use as weaponry at war, Fartium also was an early free form anaesthetic well known to the Continental European Tribes although considered uncivilized by the Greeks and Romans who preferred to just throw the sick to the lions. Then for the longest time it was considered vulgar.In the 20th century, the fart joke was reestablished as the main medium for experiencing a fart. Gone were the days of seeing it as a noble art. Despite this, direct facial Fartium exposure rose to prominent as a form of torture, and became known as giving someone a helping of "beef-stew." This would have been seen as barbaric in earlier ages, but in the context of the post-modern period, the etiquette of planting one's butt in the face of another and ripping a fart was literally blown out the window. The feminist movement started as a reaction to this practice, which was normally perpetrated by males onto their little sisters--little brothers, as everyone knows, enjoy being farted on.
This collection consists of:
Fart Bomb Countdown
Really! You can with Motion Fart!
Motion Fart allows you to fart on command! Just put your phone in your pocket and Motion Fart will do it's job.
Try different funny movements to prank your friends with these farts! This is a free app.
The Motion Fart app uses your phones motion sensor and has lots of different farts like: Squeeky fart, wet fart and loud fart sounds!
You can also use this app like a soundboard. There is a big fart button. Press on it and the sound effects will start playing.
You are like a fart machine! A fart droid! This is the ultimate prank.
''Motion Fart brings a whole new element to farting applications''
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''All in all, its cool and FREEEEEEEEE''
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Fart Sound Features:
• Great for parties
• Free fart sound app
• 20 amazing fart sounds
• Fun fart sound prank app
• Professionally developed
• Joke and prank anyone anywhere
• Wild wet and wonderfully wacky farts
Get in on the joke. Be the life of the party or make everyone in the office laugh until they cry, yell, or scream with joy! Expertly designed, this app has easy to use push-button technology. Just push the numbered button of your choice and let the farts rip! Fun for all ages and all types of prankers. The fart has been one of the funniest and oldest pranks in human history. Since back in the times of cavemen and nomadic tribes, people have been using the fart as a means to make people laugh, cringe, and smile. Celebrate the historic aspects of passing gas, with Fart Sound Prank App! Download it today and find out just how much fun farting can be!
The most hilarious collection of flatulence of market.
You can send a fart by whatsapp or bluetooth to the contact or group you want. In addition, you can set the fart that you have selected as ringtone or notification.
You can also rate and share the app with friends and family.
Want to calculate your exact age in years, months, and days?
Need to know days / time since any past date?
or days / time until any future date?
Time Machine helps you find out day of the week for any past or future date, and also calculates the time difference between that date and today.
Age Calculator and Birth day Finder: by entering your birth date, Time Machine calculates your exact age in years, months, and days (age calculator), and you will know what day of the week you were born on (birth day finder).
Day Finder: find day of the week not only for your birth date, but also find day of the week for any given date, works for past or future date.
Days Until: it serves as days until calculator that calculates time remaining until any future date.
Days Since: also days since calculator that calculates time passed since any past date.
If you cannot fart in public, your phone can do that instead of you! Play pranks on your friends and try various kinds of farts from this soundboard and laugh as much as you want. You can also set some of the fart machine sounds as a ringtone, SMS tone or as an alarm sound to wake up always with a smile.
Choose one of the most interesting anal acoustic sounds by their crazy names and enjoy James Broun Stains, wet farts noises, cheese dog, goose gas. There are also many other funny fart sounds such as smoothy, a long and winding way and many other sounds.
- Set as ringtones android / contact ringtone / alarm sound / SMS tone
- Set timer to play the sound
- Set widget button of favorite sounds on your phone home screen
1. "Set as Alarm" command will not affect existing alarm sound, only the new ones you create. You can delete existing alarm and create new one.
2. To set widget: Long click on your home screen > Add widget > Choose Fart Sounds Machine Pro from the list > Pick a sound.
Tips for using:
• DO NOT use these prank sounds on classes, at work or other inappropriate places and occasions.
• DO NOT use it to humiliate other people.
• DO NOT use it on your younger brothers or sisters.
• Use this app to make fun with your friends.
• Use the timer to play the sound at precise moment.
Be creative with the use of this app and please let us know in the comments.
Sound clips used in Fart Sounds Machine Pro are under public domain license and/or Creative Commons’ license.
This app contains fart sounds mp3 ringtones android only.
Please report any bugs with phone and operating system information.
This app is exactly what it sounds like, a unicorn that farts and hands out special little surprises just for you. We've brought you the opportunity of a lifetime, the chance to download your very own farting unicorn!
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WHAT IS IT:
Unicorn Fart Surprise allows you to feed your very own unicorn. On the downside though, he has a terrible gas problem. A farting unicorn? What's the surprise you say? Does he fart gumdrops and sparkly stars? Well you'll have to download the app to find out.
Be sure to try and unlock all of the Magical Prizes and Majestic Farts by returning to feed your unicorn. Any Majestic Farts unlocked can be played at any time whether the unicorn is full or not. Any Magical Prizes unlocked can be viewed at any time on the Magical Prize screen.
HOW IT WORKS:
Feed your unicorn by selecting one of the food items at the bottom of the screen. There is a very good chance that the food you feed him won't agree with his belly and he may let one go. Also, he will become full after he is fed too much food and you will have to come back after he has taken a nap and worked up a new appetite.
WHEN YOU SHOULD FART TO MAKE A GOOD JOKE:)
1. Inside a crowded Lift
2. Inside a public library
3. On a crowded train
4. Whilst giving a speech
5. In Church
6. Whilst on a date
7. In a packed lecture theatre
8. In your office
9. At a cinema
10. During bath
11. In a ticket line
12. On an airplane
13. During confession
14. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky
15. In bed when you're feeling frisky
16. While fighting fire in a burning building
17. In a police car for a minor violation
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Tired of using the same boring fart soundboard!! Now, download PET FART(ULTIMATE) for ultimate animal fart experience, just tap tap to listen to some amazing fart noises.
Including plenty of animal farts:
*Big Elephant's Fart
and much more....
***Additional Mummy Zombie Fart sound included***
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Now you can make your friends laugh by simply pressing a button! This app comes with 9 different fart sounds ranging from splatter farts to sonic boom farts!
List of available farts included and more to come in the future!
The Sonic Boom Fart - The people who believe in this fart claim it is even bigger than the Biggest Fart In The World Fart. The Sonic Boom Fart is supposed to shake the house and rattle the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows. A fart that could do that would put the farter into orbit or blow his crazy head off.
The Skillsaw Fart - A truly awesome fart. It vibrates the farter. Really shakes him up. People back away. It sounds like an electric skillsaw ripping through a piece of half-inch plywood. Very impressive. Not too common.
The S.B.D. Fart - S.B.D. stands for Silent But Deadly. This is no doubt one of the most common farts that exists. No problem of identification with this one.
The Lead Fart - The heaviest of all farts. It sounds like a dropped ripe watermelon. Or a falling body in some cases. It is the only fart that goes thud. Except for the odor, which is also very heavy, it could be missed altogether as a fart. What was that, you might think? And never guess.
The G and L Fart - This is one of the most ordinary and pedestrian of farts, known to everyone. Certainly it is the least gross. If you have not already guessed, G and L stands for Gambled and Lost. One of the most embarrassing of all farts, even when you are alone.
The Crowd Fart - The Crowd Fart is distinguished by its very potent odor, strong enough to make quite a few people look around. The trick here is not to identify the fart but the farter. This is almost impossible unless the farter panics, and starts a fit of coughing or starts staring at the ceiling or the sky as though something up there fascinates him. In which case he is the one. Very common.
The Chicken Soup Fart: One day I had chicken soup for lunch at work and then stopped off at the gym after work. When it came on, I eased it out, covered by the gym's muzak. It smelled exactly like chicken soup. A few feet away some woman sniffed and said; "Is somebody cooking?" I had to turn to the wall to hide my laughter.
The Burning Brakes Fart - A silent fart identified by odor alone. Usually and adult fart, occurring while the adult is driving a car or has a front seat passenger who farts. The Burning Brakes Fart actually does smell a little like burning brakes, and seems to hang around longer than most farts Which gives whoever farted a chance to make a big show of checking to see if the emergency brake has been left on. When he finds it hasn't you know who farted. A common automobile fart.
The Amplified Fart - This is any fart that gets its power more from being amplified than from the fart itself. A metal porch swing will amplify a fart every time. So will a plywood table,and empty fifty gallon drum, a tin roof, or some empty cardboard boxes if they are strong through being amplified in this way can be called an Amplified Fart. These are common farts under the right conditions. For example, if you're sitting on an empty 55-gallon steel drum.
Warning not for the faint of heart!
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FartDroid is one of the first and still the best Fart App on Google Play!
Record your own farts and play them for your friends!
Loud Farts, Squeeky Farts, Wet Farts, Explosive Farts, and more! Too many Farts to list!
Simply hold down the button of the fart that you want to set as a ringtone, notification or alarm.
There's also a sound activated mode which is great for pranks.
This app was made for the fun of it.
I like to plug in some speakers and press one of the buttons to scare away solicitors.
The first Fart Machine designed for GoogleTV!
Great for dinner guests!
Good to use for getting rid of those pesky solicitors!
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