Dwight Kurt Schrute III (born January 20, 1968) is a character on The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson and based on Gareth Keenan from the original UK version of The Office.
The most complete list of Dwight quotes and updated often.
"Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching."
"I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War
II veteran, killed twenty men, and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp."
and many more!
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