WHEN YOU SHOULD FART TO MAKE A GOOD JOKE:)
1. Inside a crowded Lift
2. Inside a public library
3. On a crowded train
4. Whilst giving a speech
5. In Church
6. Whilst on a date
7. In a packed lecture theatre
8. In your office
9. At a cinema
10. During bath
11. In a ticket line
12. On an airplane
13. During confession
14. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky
15. In bed when you're feeling frisky
16. While fighting fire in a burning building
17. In a police car for a minor violation
Make sure you turn up your media volume to hear all farts in their glory. Different types of fart: man, woman, the wet fart, silent fart, loud and famus. Funny Farts is the new app you can enjoy. In class, in church or on the bus are always good times to ring, start the Funny Fart Sounds and shock. Laugh with your friends with those amazing sounds of farts.
Small, nice and funny application.
Click any button to activate Fart sounds.
Fart will crack you and your friends up for hours.
Plenty of funny Fart sounds for everyone (Loud Farts, Juicy Farts, Squeaky Farts, Nasty Farts, Wet Farts, Explosive Farts), and more! Too many Farts to list!
….. It will make you laugh!
Buy this now as this Soundboard will be updated often with many new sounds and features.
Have a request just e-mail and we will cook something up and add it to the next update.
If you share this app on Facebook e-mail us the url and we will send you a promo code for a free app.
Great Fart sounds to scare or embarass your family and friends. Easily select any Fart Sound to play it. Use these great Fart sounds as notification, alarm, ringtone and more. Set your default ringtone or SMS with any one of these Fart sounds.
Easy to use and great way to play jokes.
* 45 Fart Sounds and ringtones
* Use as jokes and to scare or embarass family and friends
* Easily set your default ringtone, notification, alarm or ringtones for a person
* Free, no invasive ads
Enjoy these free Fart Sound Effect ringtones
Fart sounds and ringtones
Download this hilarious application that plays sounds of farts. Choose from over 35 different flatulences! You can play every fart at the touch of a button.
Play fart jokes on your friends or enjoy together the laughter that these explosions of methane will produce.
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INCLUDES : 36 fart sounds
Check out some historical farts like :
The greasy fart
The treacherous fart
The stutterer fart
The zipper fart
The trumpet fart
The mosquito fart
The machine gun fart
The killer fart
The nuclear fart
...and many more!
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WARNING REGARDING PERMISSIONS AND ADVERTISING:
This is a free app because it contains advertising. We appreciate that from time to time, you click on ads to help us continue to provide this content for free. The application works without internet access but advertising does require internet connection to be displayed. Therefore, during installation, the application requests the following permissions: INTERNET , READ PHONE STATE and NETWORK CONNECTIONS.
The Whoopee releases a horde of realistic fart sounds at the touch of a button. It also features:
- motion detector mode (will fart when someone sits down)
- time delay mode (fart after you have left the room)
- sound detect (fart when someone talks)
Easy way to prank people,great for using at school, during meetings, or at parties. Guaranteed to make you popular and respected! Make phone farting an essential part of your life today!
Categories: A sound board fart prank, used for practical jokes.
The most hilarious collection of flatulence of market.
You can send a fart by whatsapp or bluetooth to the contact or group you want. In addition, you can set the fart that you have selected as ringtone or notification.
You can also rate and share the app with friends and family.
Best Fart Sound Board application on the play store.
This app has 9 different high quality sounds of farts.
Definition of fart as per wikipedia: Fart is the process of passing intestinal gas to the outside world.
History of Farts:Farts are thought to have originated in the time before mass evolution when every life form was a small microbe. Farts were used a boost application to escape predators, which then evolved into a natural repellent. Then, a few young males needing something to occupy their time while hunting later pioneered its evolution just because they found it entertaining, and passed the art down to every generation of boys since by anal tradition. Farting was even a rite of passage for many in the ancient world, a boy might have to prove himself by out-farting the older males of his tribe. Aristotle was the first to insist that "fart logic" is the only logic undeniably true, and indeed: "He who denied it, supplied it." Later, Descartes based his fundamental ontology on the phrase: "I fart, therefore I am."Along side it's historical use as weaponry at war, Fartium also was an early free form anaesthetic well known to the Continental European Tribes although considered uncivilized by the Greeks and Romans who preferred to just throw the sick to the lions. Then for the longest time it was considered vulgar.In the 20th century, the fart joke was reestablished as the main medium for experiencing a fart. Gone were the days of seeing it as a noble art. Despite this, direct facial Fartium exposure rose to prominent as a form of torture, and became known as giving someone a helping of "beef-stew." This would have been seen as barbaric in earlier ages, but in the context of the post-modern period, the etiquette of planting one's butt in the face of another and ripping a fart was literally blown out the window. The feminist movement started as a reaction to this practice, which was normally perpetrated by males onto their little sisters--little brothers, as everyone knows, enjoy being farted on.
This collection consists of:
Fart Bomb Countdown
Really! You can with Motion Fart!
Motion Fart allows you to fart on command! Just put your phone in your pocket and Motion Fart will do it's job.
Try different funny movements to prank your friends with these farts! This is a free app.
The Motion Fart app uses your phones motion sensor and has lots of different farts like: Squeeky fart, wet fart and loud fart sounds!
You can also use this app like a soundboard. There is a big fart button. Press on it and the sound effects will start playing.
You are like a fart machine! A fart droid! This is the ultimate prank.
''Motion Fart brings a whole new element to farting applications''
by - DroidApps.com
''All in all, its cool and FREEEEEEEEE''
by - Appyhours.com
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Gasta bromas reproduciendo pedos con tu móvil.
¡ Aprieta un botón y se tirará un pedo !
Descarga ahora esta divertidísima aplicación de pedos.
La mejor aplicación para gastar bromas con tus amigos.
Con la aplicación pedos broma pedo sonido risa pasarás un buen rato de risa con tus familiares y amigos.
Será una juerga permanente, sus amigos no se darán cuenta del engaño y se podrán crear situaciones hilarantes.
DESCARGA YA, ES GRATIS.
whoopee cushion será muy real
Cheer your friends and teachers!
fart, farter, sounds in the toilet, unpleasant sounds.
fart timer,fart-sound timer,
fart alarm,fart-sound alarm,
fart shake,fart-sound shake.
This app is exactly what it sounds like, a unicorn that farts and hands out special little surprises just for you. We've brought you the opportunity of a lifetime, the chance to download your very own farting unicorn!
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WHAT IS IT:
Unicorn Fart Surprise allows you to feed your very own unicorn. On the downside though, he has a terrible gas problem. A farting unicorn? What's the surprise you say? Does he fart gumdrops and sparkly stars? Well you'll have to download the app to find out.
Be sure to try and unlock all of the Magical Prizes and Majestic Farts by returning to feed your unicorn. Any Majestic Farts unlocked can be played at any time whether the unicorn is full or not. Any Magical Prizes unlocked can be viewed at any time on the Magical Prize screen.
HOW IT WORKS:
Feed your unicorn by selecting one of the food items at the bottom of the screen. There is a very good chance that the food you feed him won't agree with his belly and he may let one go. Also, he will become full after he is fed too much food and you will have to come back after he has taken a nap and worked up a new appetite.
Poke his belly, feed him special items, and watch him fart like a champ! Imagine the kind of fart noises poor Fred will make when he:
- drinks a can of unrefined oil
- eats a questionable mushroom
- swallows radioactive waste… The possibilities are endless!
Farting Fred has tons of hilarious, high quality fart sounds with animations. Tons of fun to use while at school or work, and even safe for children (no lewd or nasty scenes). Free version is fully functional, supported by ads.
Tired of all of those talking apps with weird looking animals? Bring Fred to your phone! Why talk when you can fart?
A great selection and collection of super cute little dogs and puppies.
Contains lots of type of cute dogs: husky, Spitz, miniature poodle, poodle, Dachshund, Golden Retriever, deerdog, Yorkshire, etc...A lot more!
If you want your puppy to be included in this app, please do not bother to write on our Facebool page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cute-puppies/287501988058149
For puppy lovers by puppy lovers!
Many new features coming soon.
Keywords: Puppy, Dog, Little dog, Cute dog, dog wallpapers, Pet, Live, Animals, Wallpapers, HD, Free, photography, куче, кученца...
"Fart Sounds " is a fart app that turns your phone into a farting app Machine. Each fart button releases a "fart sounds". Fart high quality and high volume. Make sure you turn up your Media Volume to hear the farts in all their Power.
Funny farts for everyone. It will make you Great Fun!
How to use:
- Long Press and hold on icon to set as ringtone, notification , alarm and share.
- Click the image to play "Fart Sounds".
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Forget about 'Fashion Story™' and 'Fashion Icon'.. this is the game ;)
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Train and test your geographical knowledge of the capitals of our world. You can use this app to prepare yourself for the topographical exams on school or just to check out who of your family members knows the most capitals.
This geographical test includes the capitals of Europe, the capitals of Asia, the capitals of America, the capitals of Africa - all countries and capitals of the world.
Check it out!
I'm open to suggestions so don't hesitate to send me an e-mail if you find something is missing.
This application is supported 25 languages as follows.
Chinese , Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, Galician, German, Greek, Hungarian, Indonesian, Italian, Japanese(Hiragana and Kanji), Korean, Lithuanian, Norwegian, Polish, Portugues, Romanian, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Turkish, Ukrainian.
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Are you a true horse or pony lover? Then this app is here especially for you!
- Several pictures of beautiful horses
- And when you click on the pictures, they also produce horse sounds!
Wherever you are, it feels like the horses are with you.
Which horse do you find the most beautiful? Find out now, and download this app!
Keywords: pony, horse, animal, pet,
This app will not give you the motorbike itself, but at least a few really cool sounds from different Custom Bikes, like Harley Davidson, Honda and Victory. Feel yourself as an Easy Rider with your moto in your handpalm.
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If you have any suggestions to improve this app, please send me an email!
This application is supported 25 languages as follows.
Chinese, Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, Galician, German, Greek, Hungarian, Indonesian, Italian, Japanese(Hiragana and Kanji), Korean, Lithuanian, Norwegian, Polish, Portugues, Romanian, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Turkish, Ukrainian.
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This hot quiz contains over 100 pictures from hot girls with different origins. You can play this with your friends in the bar, or alone on the bench.
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This app is the perfect prank for a serious moment to change into small party .. whether you drink Bud Light, Budweiser or Corona drink ;)
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We're excited to have you here and can't wait to get you started on your path to your dreams!
★ How it all began ★
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His story really hit me. Working 24/7 but not having enough money to create a comfortable living. Can you imagine?
After listening to a few tapes of Antony Robbins, who uses the empowerment system, I was sure that I could help Kofi out of his frustrating situation.
I told Kofi about this system, which leads to extraordinary results. With a personal mantra you can encourage yourself to escape a vicious circle of behaviour that you want to break through.
So together we made a small poster with the following text:
“Every day in every way I am getting better and better!”
We taped it to the wall of the car-wash. Kofi promised to say it out loud 3 times a day for the first 21 days to see if it led to a major breakthrough.
Kofi became excited about reaching his goals and fully believed he could change his current situation. He told all his customers that he wanted to transform his carwash into a serious business.
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Last time I called him, Kofi had three people working for him. His company was featured on national television and he is now creating a customer loyalty program - an idea he got from one of his clients.
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Yes? Then is app is for you!
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"By repeating an affirmation over and over again, it becomes embedded in the subconscious mind, and eventually becomes your reality. That is why you need to be careful what you think and believe, because that is exactly what you will get!" – Antony Robbins (Coaching Expert)
This easy-to-use Android Application is based on the PROVEN technology of AFFIRMATIONS. By constantly giving you positive FEEDBACK on your dreams and goals you condition yourself, your body and your physiology to be at their best!
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We’re excited to hear about your adventures. What is your magic journey?
Let us know by email: firstname.lastname@example.org
★ Why Free? ★
We are happy to give this app away for free. So everybody, rich and poor, can enjoy the amazing benefits of reinforcing your powerful self.
To support the development-costs we included some advertisements.
We encourage you to use this version first. If you like it and want to change to the advertisement-free app, you can switch to the Premium version without advertisements.
★ Thank you for being a change-maker! ★
This quiz tests your knowledge about the human body with this game reminding of Dr. Shiver;)
Play this game and get to know your own body. Stop playing SongPop or Speed Anatomy, this is the most addicitive organ quiz out there. Fun to play with your kids or together with friends.
Let us know what you think about the game by email.
Of course it’s a good idea as well to scare the crap out of somebody who hates the dentist..
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This quiz consists of questions with random pictures of actors. You have to recognize them within a few seconds. How fast do you recognize Zac Efron or Ryan Reynolds?
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