Al Bundy Quotes

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The best and the most memorable quotes from Al Bundy!

"A fat woman came into the shoestore today..."
"Pretty women make us BUY beer, ugly women make us DRINK beer!"
"Just say no to marriage."
And many more.....

Al Bundy is a misanthropic women's shoe salesman with a miserable life. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dimwitted and promiscuous.

Married with Children is an American sitcom that aired for 11 seasons that featured a dysfunctional family living in a fictional Chicago, Illinois suburb. The show, notable for being the first prime time television series to air on Fox, ran from April 5, 1987, to June 9, 1997. The series was created by Michael G. Moye and Ron Leavitt. The show was known for handling non-standard topics for the time period, which garnered the then-fledgling Fox network a standing among the Big Three television networks.

Main features:
✔ Add/Remove/Browse Favorites quotes.
✔ Long press on quote at favorites screen will save it on your clipboard.
✔ Share quotes with others via: Email, SMS, Twitter, Facebook and more.
✔ Links to watch Al Bundy videos.
✔ Simplified user interface and very easy to use.

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This app is not affiliated with the Married with Children television show.
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What's New

✔ Add EXTRA screen to watch videos.
✔ Add SHARE button on quotes screen.
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Additional Information

June 4, 2016
Current Version
Requires Android
2.2 and up
Content Rating
Offered By
Precious Apps
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