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- Listen to audio clips for select quotes
- View quotes by character
- Search for a quote
- Copy a quote to the clipboard
- Favorite a quote and view it later
- Share a quote via Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
Disclaimer: This is an unofficial app that is not affiliated with NBC Universal, Castle Rock Entertainment, or the Seinfeld TV series.
We will be adding sounds every week and if you have a favorite please let us know so we can make it available on the next update.
All sounds can be saved as notification or ringtones, including the all time classic; George's answering machine classic of "Believe it or not.....".
* Ability to save sounds to your phone as ring or notification tones
* No ads
* More quotes from your other favourite characters compared to the free version. Including Frank Costanza and the Soup Nazi.
If your favourite quote is missing, please let me know and I will hunt it down and add it for you.
We provided many images and a small sound clip from the episode! Touch the screen to play it and touch again to stop it. And of course, we will make a charitable virtual donation to the Human Fund for every single download for this app :)
Here is a brief information from Wikipedia:
"The holiday, as portrayed in the Seinfeld episode, includes practices such as the "Airing of Grievances," which occurs during the Festivus meal and in which each person tells everyone else all the ways they have disappointed him or her over the past year. After the meal the "Feats of Strength" are performed, involving wrestling the head of the household to the floor, with the holiday ending only if the head of the household is actually pinned."
Hope you will like it!
Legal Note: We are not affiliated with Seinfeld or NBC. We are just fans of the show as you are. We believe that the content falls into the fair usage category. If NBC contacts us for the removal, we will gladly do that.
Thanks and Happy Holidays to everyone...
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Pocket Sitcom provides the soundtrack for the sitcom of your life. Choose the right chuckle for your well-placed pun, the fitting cheer for your neighborly entrance, or flex those muscles to the loud swoon you always deserved. Whatever the occasion, Pocket Sitcom is designed to add the perfect touch of cheese to your modern life and bring a dash of must-see TV to every day of the week.
- Three screens and over 30 original, high-quality sound effects to choose from.
- Laughter. Applause. Woots and wah-wahs. Gasps and guffaws. Theme music, punches, quick hits, bumpers and more!
- Don’t like commercials? A simple in-app purchase removes all banners from the app. Just like a DVR, but better.
- Subscribe to push notifications to be the first to know about new sounds as well as new apps in the POCKET SITCOM series.
All you need now is an oversized cell phone. So c’mon preppy, life is short – give it the soundtrack it deserves.
(Crickets? Really? Fine. That joke played better at the table read.)
This simple app allows you to add funny sounds to everyday situations to make everyone around you smile.
These funny sounds include:
- Laughing audience sounds
- Applause sound effect
- The famous "Badum Tish" drum roll sound
- Trombone "Wah Wah Wah" sound
- Cricket sounds - GREAT for awkward moments :)
- Whip sound
We hope you'll enjoy our first app and we welcome your comments.
Now with SitCom Your Life you can do it.
You'll be able to emphasize every moment of your day using the sound set and the simple and direct menu.
Enjoy turning your and the others' life in a SitCom!!!!
This app is recommended for people full of humor.
The app doesn't need any extra library and supports all monitor resolutions.
Some sounds you can find :
The best and the most memorable quotes from Al Bundy!
"A fat woman came into the shoestore today..."
"Pretty women make us BUY beer, ugly women make us DRINK beer!"
"Just say no to marriage."
And many more.....
Al Bundy is a misanthropic women's shoe salesman with a miserable life. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dimwitted and promiscuous.
Married with Children is an American sitcom that aired for 11 seasons that featured a dysfunctional family living in a fictional Chicago, Illinois suburb. The show, notable for being the first prime time television series to air on Fox, ran from April 5, 1987, to June 9, 1997. The series was created by Michael G. Moye and Ron Leavitt. The show was known for handling non-standard topics for the time period, which garnered the then-fledgling Fox network a standing among the Big Three television networks.
✔ Add/Remove/Browse Favorites quotes.
✔ Long press on quote at favorites screen will save it on your clipboard.
✔ Share quotes with others via: Email, SMS, Twitter, Facebook and more.
✔ Links to watch Al Bundy videos.
✔ Simplified user interface and very easy to use.
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Married with children logo is used under "Fair Use" conditions:
Fair use allows the use of a logo without seeking permission from the trademark owner, but only under certain
The fair use or norminative use of a logo is recognized for purposes of description and identification.
Trademark allows an author of a nonfiction work to use a trademarked logo only to describe or identify the
product or service of the company it represents.
This app is not affiliated with the Married with Children television show.