- Listen to audio clips for select quotes
- View quotes by character
- Search for a quote
- Copy a quote to the clipboard
- Favorite a quote and view it later
- Share a quote via Facebook, Twitter, Email, etc.
Disclaimer: This is an unofficial app that is not affiliated with NBC Universal, Castle Rock Entertainment, or the Seinfeld TV series.
We will be adding sounds every week and if you have a favorite please let us know so we can make it available on the next update.
All sounds can be saved as notification or ringtones, including the all time classic; George's answering machine classic of "Believe it or not.....".
* Ability to save sounds to your phone as ring or notification tones
* No ads
* More quotes from your other favourite characters compared to the free version. Including Frank Costanza and the Soup Nazi.
If your favourite quote is missing, please let me know and I will hunt it down and add it for you.
- поиск по тегам и возможность чтения цитат из любых категорий и источников - книг, фильмов, сериалов, песен и т. д.
- просмотр новых и случайных цитат на 6 популярных тем.
По нажатию на цитату можно:
- открыть цитату в браузере;
- скопировать в буфер обмена;
- поделиться в соцсетях, сообщениях и т. д.
Планы на будущее:
- виджет со случайной цитатой.
Приложение одного из крупнейших в рунете сборника цитат - Citaty.info (http://citaty.info) - более 200 тысяч цитат. Требует интернет-соединения.
Преимущества перед просмотром сайта через браузер: существенная экономия трафика, быстрый поиск и загрузка цитат, возможность сохранять цитаты для дальнейшего использования.
This conversation assistant can be used to get rid of silent moments, to always have something to talk about at the bar or can be taken up by couples as a game to get to know their partner a bit better.
The topics are divided into categories, such as Personality, Love, Relationships, Humor, Health, Home, Children, Books, Movies, Beliefs, Sex, Career, Money, and can be easily browsed and queried.
It is also possible to add your own topics.
The app comes also with Facebook and Twitter integration, for people who want to share or tweet a certain question.
On this free version, ads are displayed.
The gps and network state permissions are necessary to display those.
Note: Although it is possible to target questions to particular audiences, right now, most questions are linked to all audiences.
The best and the most memorable quotes from Al Bundy!
"A fat woman came into the shoestore today..."
"Pretty women make us BUY beer, ugly women make us DRINK beer!"
"Just say no to marriage."
And many more.....
Al Bundy is a misanthropic women's shoe salesman with a miserable life. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dimwitted and promiscuous.
Married with Children is an American sitcom that aired for 11 seasons that featured a dysfunctional family living in a fictional Chicago, Illinois suburb. The show, notable for being the first prime time television series to air on Fox, ran from April 5, 1987, to June 9, 1997. The series was created by Michael G. Moye and Ron Leavitt. The show was known for handling non-standard topics for the time period, which garnered the then-fledgling Fox network a standing among the Big Three television networks.
✔ Add/Remove/Browse Favorites quotes.
✔ Long press on quote at favorites screen will save it on your clipboard.
✔ Share quotes with others via: Email, SMS, Twitter, Facebook and more.
✔ Links to watch Al Bundy videos.
✔ Simplified user interface and very easy to use.
If you like this app, please be kind and leave us a nice review with a good rating at the market.
Please don't hesitate to email us any feedback / suggestions / comments / bugs at firstname.lastname@example.org
Married with children logo is used under "Fair Use" conditions:
Fair use allows the use of a logo without seeking permission from the trademark owner, but only under certain
The fair use or norminative use of a logo is recognized for purposes of description and identification.
Trademark allows an author of a nonfiction work to use a trademarked logo only to describe or identify the
product or service of the company it represents.
This app is not affiliated with the Married with Children television show.