Hey, listen. History's super boring, I know. But despite being about history, Watergate is a fun, cool game! You control the legendary reporters Woodward and Bernstein at the same time and it's going to break your brain how fun it is! I'm going to say it again. Controlling two guys. Same time. For real.
Why are you still reading this? Just download it, it's free, there's no IAP, there's no ads or nothing. Seriously, I'm not kidding, I'm not going to say anything else interesting, download the game! Geez, what's wrong with you. You're still reading? Do you just have slow internet and you're reading this while it downloads? I hope so. It'll be worth it, I promise.