Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?
Well, now you can!
With the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.
You can customize the handwriting style!
A completely unique Shakespearean insult will be created each time you use the app!
Have fun with the Shakespeare Insult Generator!
The Shakespearean language of the Elizabethan era will never seem boring again!
The works of William Shakespeare are often dreaded by students because of the language he uses! "Why didn't he use plain, simple English?" is a question often used by students new to the Works of Shakespeare! The answer is, of course, that he did! But the Elizabethan language was different to ours! There weren't so many words and people used a whole variety of ways to spell them as dictionaries weren't available! (There are at least 16 different Elizabethan spellings of Shakespeare!) If Shakespeare was looking for a descriptive word, and couldn't find one he made one up! William Shakespeare invented words, and he used them to good effect when it came to Shakespearean Insults!
Fear not - Insult Button is here to save the day!
Over 25 professionally recorded, side splitting insults are yours at the touch of a button!
Insult Button features great put downs such as:
– “I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.”
– “Do you need a license to be that ugly?”
– “Did you sneak into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching?”
Plus many more!
Never be short of an insult again, download the hilarious Insult Button – today!
- Favorites list, for that special someone or special moment
- Search with keyword to find that perfect insult
- Share insults with friends, or not friends
- Use next/previous to quickly page through hundreds of insults
- All stored on device, for low resource use, battery consumption and lightning fast access
*We do not condone insulting or hurting others with words.
Sound Clips recorded in stereo
Different layouts for different screen sizes (to ensure app works on all android devices)
Each sound can be added to a favorite list, to create your custom soundboard
The carefully picked sound clips (in stereo) will bring the laughs from the classic movie Young Frankenstein into the palm of your hands
To add sounds to your Favorite, simply click on the heart icon next to it, to remove it, click on the icon again.You can also set the volume, by clicking on the volume button and slide the slider to the desired position.
NO ADS or malware
Indeed, it includes all of the most famous sounds from movies, video games, TV series and the Geek world in general.
Such as :
eux vidéos :
- Falcon Punch
- Monster kill
- Killing spree
- First Blood
- Pokemon son 1 (pokemon attrapé)
- Pokemon son 2 ( Battle win)
- Pokemon son 3 (Item catch)
- Pokemon son 4 (Level up)
-Final Fantasy (Fanfare)
- Murloc (Wow)
- Leeroy jenkins (Wow)
- Wombo combo (ssbm)
- Fatality ( Street fighter)
- Finish him ( Street fighter)
- Zelda (Item catch)
- Zelda (Item found)
- La vie de Brian
- This is sparta
- Les mouettes de Némo
- La respiration de Dark vador
- Le sabre laser
- It's a trap!
- The answer of the ultimate question -->42 (Guide du voyageur interstellaire)
- Philiiiiipe!Je sais ou tu te caches!
- Hasta la vista baby (Terminator)
- I'll be back (Terminator)
Séries TV :
- Knock knock penny
- I'm batman
- Soft kitty
- Suit up
- High five
- When i get sad i stop to be sad...
- Elle est où la poulette? (Kadoc)
- Faut pas respirer la compote ça fait tousser (Kadoc)
- Les pattes de canaaaaaaaaaaaaaard (Kadoc)
- Si on veut savoir si y'a du vent faut mettre son doigt dans le cul du coq (Kadoc)
- Cuillère!(Roi burgonde)
- J'apprécie les fruits au sirop!(Roi burgonde)
- Qu'est à dire que ceci? (Roi burgonde)
- La fleur en bouquet fane et jamais ne renait ( Roi Burgonde)
- Arthour c'est la guerre!(Roi Burgonde)
- A la volette mode Burgonde (Roi burgonde)
- Ouais c'est pas faux ( Perceval)
- J'aimerai bien qu'on commence a me considérer en tant que tel ( Perceval)
- Nyan cat
- Avast mise à jour
- Avast virus
- Modem 56k
- Windows 95
- Windows 98
- Windows XP
- Windows Seven
- Msn sound
- Intel sound
- Silence! I kill you! Achmed the dead terrorist
New sounds will be added every week, so expect to find Mario and other characters on your Android terminal soon!
YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR FAVORITE SOUNDS IN THIS APP? Let me know with a comment or by email and I will do my best to add it
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Now you can set the sound as Ringtone, notification or alarm just with a long press on the button! The sound will be available on your parameters (filename = geeksounbox)!!
Ce générateur permet de pallier ce manque d'inspiration.
Il est maintenant possible de partager une insulte à l'un de vos amis grâce à l'ajout du bouton "Share" !
Si vous avez des idées d'amélioration ou bien de nouvelles insultes, n'hésitez pas à les partager en commentaire ou bien à l'adresse mail indiquée juste en dessous.
Just find funny quotes, no bad taste.
You can whatsapp send them to your friends.
You choose which you prefer, you can customize the insults and compliments with the name you want and hear them on your mobile phone, or if you prefer, let it be the application to decide whether or insults piropea so funny.
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Aimed more at the British military, perfect for the PTI/DS who need to encourage the danglers at the back.
Ideas for features? Let me know in the comments!