Swipe the screen in different directions for different types of fart.
LiveWare™ extension for SmartWatch
Farts sounds that sound real, as they are real. No machine generated, Bacon powered or Atomic Fart noises here, just real bottom burps!
FREE Edition, from the star of TV's Britain's Got Talent (UK), Das Supertalent (Germany) and Tu Si Que Vales (Italy), supported by advertisements from Google AdMob, and with some features locked out.
Application includes ...
ANTHEMS - Recorded at The Doghouse Studio, near London, hear National Anthems performed by Mr Methane and his trusty bum! Includes the anthems of Australia, Canada, Japan and The Netherlands for free.
France, Germany, Italy, Sweden, United Kingdom (UK) and United States of America (USA) are available via UPGRADE / UNLOCK.
FART BOX soundboard - 9 Genuine High Quality Studio Recorded Farts / Noises, with funny names, real comedy to amuse your friends and family!
Free Trumps noises in the Fart Box: Humdinger, Panty Pong, Sniffer Dog, Bum Bomb, Ball Browner, Dry Dumper, Cruncher, Ring Master, Skid Maker
UPGRADE / UNLOCK to expand the Fart Box to include 21 Amazing Rectal Recordings!
Fat One, Wet One, Really Wet, Rasp, Ripper, Spray, Blast Off, Full Stop, Squeaker, The Infant, School Boy, and The Lover are available via Upgrade / Unlock.
REMOTE FARTING - Pick a Guff, set a timer, hide your smartphone near your intended audience, and then enjoy as the phone blasts back into life, with a Mr Methane Fart!
GUFF GALLERY - Browse though photos from the 25+ years career of the World's Only Performing Flatulist!
SHARE - Please 'Tweet' and help spread the word, share the app on Twitter to your followers!
Upgrade to Unlock:
- All 21 Farts in the Fart Box.
- All 10 National Anthems, including
- Australian National Anthem: Advance Australia Fair
- Canadian National Anthem: O Canada
- French National Anthem: La Marseillaise
- German National Anthem: Das Deutschlandlied
- Italian National Anthem: Il Canto degli Italiani
- Japanese National Anthem: Kimigayo
- Dutch National Anthem: Het Wilhelmus
- Swedish National Anthem: Du gamla, Du fria
- British National Anthem: God Save The Queen
- American National Anthem: The Star-Spangled Banner
The App will also become Ad-Free after upgrading.
To unlock all these features, Tap 'Upgrade', then follow the instructions to complete the purchase via Google Play.
So what is there to know about Mr Methane, Fartman, Other than that he hails from Macclesfield, Cheshire, England (UK)? Here are some famous celebrity quotes:
"Mr. Methane you are a true Genius. A huge star"..
Howard Stern. (TV, Radio Presenter, America's Got Talent)
"Farting is the first thing we laugh at in life and probably the only thing we can always laugh at. Mr Methane will blow you away"..
Kelsey Grammer. (Comedy Actor, Cheers, Frasier)
"You are a Disgusting Creature!"..
Simon Cowell. (X Factor, Britain's Got Talent)
"No one else can follow Mr Methane"..
Bobcat Goldthwait. (Actor, Comedian)
"A pumping prodigy"..
Mark Radcliffe. (Former BBC Radio 1 DJ)
"I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a lift with him"..
Chris Tarrant. (TV and Radio Presenter)
"The Emperor of emissions"..
Sacha Baron Cohen. (Ali G, Borat, Bruno, The Dictator)
Trigger different fart sounds with the help of your watch. Be the fart master and create funny jokes and hilarious situations at a press of a button.
Easy way to prank people, great for using at school, during meetings or at parties.
One of the best Android Wear apps
★ 9 Different farts that can be triggered remotely from your smartwatch
★ 1 Free\Gratis Fart, you can get others through in-app purchases in Fart Market.