Have a laugh at thousands of funny jokes, and add your own.
- Thousands of Free Funny Jokes in many categories (Chuck Norris Facts, Yo Momma jokes, dirty jokes, blonde jokes, riddles,..)
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There are three things a real man must be able to do; skin and gut a deer, build his own house and tell a dirty joke. You’re too much of a pussy for the other 2, but with this app you can tell a joke just like John Wayne would pilgrim.
-Thousands of Awesome Funny Jokes in many categories
-Send Jokes via Text message, Email, SMS, Twitter, Facebook and more.
-Vote on your Favorites Jokes
-Chat and Share your comments
-NO internet connection required!
-Jokes start off where you left last time! That means no more repeats!
-Add to favorites
-Search by Keywords
-Easy swipe interface design
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Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? 18,000 COOL JOKES is an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh. And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on :)
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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
“What are you doing” he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover
“See, I told you he was stupid.”
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says:
- Dang, why are you drinking so fast?
- You would be drinking fast if you had what I have.
- What do you have?
- 75 cents.
Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn’t want any advice.
A blonde call the fire department, because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she replies: “Duh, big red truck!!!”
A little girl asked Santa “Santa, send me a sister.”
Santa said “On one condition, send me your mother”
We have created the most advanced jokes application to give you jokes for your taste. With an intelligent algorithm considering your ratings and other people’s ratings, 18 000 COOL JOKES shows you the next joke you will like, and now you don’t have to read the same joke twice.
* Easy PREV/NEXT navigation
* Shake detection for a random joke
* Rate jokes online
* 18,000+ jokes – no internet connection required
* 49 categories – for anyone and any taste
* 50 best rated jokes – daily and weekly
* Copy to clipboard
SECTIONS & FILTERS
* Favorites section for your favorite jokes
* Kids safe with Adult filter
* Filter by length – short/medium/long
* Settings section accessible from within the app
* Search jokes by keywords
SantaBanta, Lawyers, Doctor, Bar & Drunkard, Blonde, Marital Jokes, Cartoons, Animations, Funny pictures, Dirty, Friendship, Flirt, Marital Woes, Love, Missing You, Shayari, Wise words, Bollywood, Rajnikanth, Pathan, Funny, Adult, Non-Veg and Hindi SMS and much more in single Santa Banta application.
* You can save the image using long press and it will be saved to your download folder.
* You can share SantaBanta SMS/Joke/Visual using Messaging, Facebook, WhatsApp or Email from the application itself.
* You can browse various categories and subcategories of SMS, Jokes, Visuals, Trivia, Quotes and Hindi content.
* To enable Restricted Categories, go to options and check "Enable Restricted Jokes" and then visit categories page by clicking left most icon at the bottom of application. It will now show Restricted categories as well.
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LOL Pics is updated daily with hundreds of new hilarious pics added by our visitors everyday. At LOL Pics, you can rate pics, comment on pics, share them with friends, download them to your phone, and much more.
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Yo mama jokes are a special type of one-liner jokes that mostly begin with ’Yo Mama’s so...’
It is derived from the insulting of one’s mother (or a suitable alternate relative) in an American accent.
The initial, Yo Mama (Your mother) can be combined with most types of insults which are suggestive of stupid or foolish behavior : Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!
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There are more then 400 funny jokes on various topics.
Application stores your current position, so you don’t need to start over each time you launch the application.
Also you can bookmark your favorite jokes, copy to clipboard, share via sms, facebook or any other application
Hopefully user friendly interface helps you to enjoy the jokes.
Feel free to contact us with any comments or questions.
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- beste Lesbarkeit mit individueller Schriftgrössen-Wahl.
- elegante und einfach zu bedienende Oberfläche für Android 2.1 - 4.2, mit Swipe Navigation.
- speichern Sie Ihre Lieblingssprüche als Favoriten ab.
- versenden Sie die Sprüche an Ihre Freunde via E-Mail, Facebook, Twitter und natürlich SMS! Inkl. Kopierfunktion für weitere Apps wie z.B. Skype oder WhatsApp!
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Jokes! features thousands of hilarious & funny jokes.The jokes are constantly updating so keep checking back for more new jokes.
It's Quick & Easy to share funny jokes with your friends - post jokes to Facebook, email or send by SMS instantly.
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Some of these jokes while funny can be dirty and for adults only. These jokes are for a mature audience and not for the easily offended.
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* 40,000+ of funniest free jokes – No internet connection required!!
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Funny Blonde / Blondes Jokes
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Answer me this Texts
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In this free comic collector app, you're guaranteed to find a funny joke out of 40,000+ jokes from worldwide, to put in your Facebook status or send as text messages or SMS. Several funniest jokes and 9 gags spread across categories like yo momma jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes, vampire jokes, crude bar jokes, clean girly jokes, yo mamma, real masala jokes, adult bedtime joke stories. Time to smile via the best of most popular masti apps!!
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Extremely addictive fun house app for funniest and weirdest of top new free jokes, after all in very small space on android mobile phone!! Share with your friends by updating jokes as facebook statuses. This is one of the most popular free apps on the Android market. Impresses your friends more than a funny downloaded ringtone! Add funniest spicy humor to all your relationships. Santa banta, tamil comedies & hindi sardarji jokes are NOT there in this.
**This app has been tested on latest devices such as Samsung Galaxy S3, S2, Samsung Galaxy Y, HTC, Galaxy Note, etc. Please email us if your device is not supported by these needed apps.
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Countdown widget is an easy-to-use, free app that reminds you about important events in your life.
Never miss another birthday, anniversary, wedding or sports event. Are you manually calculating days left until some special date like: retirement, graduation, delivering a baby, serving the army, shopping trip, salary, bonus, summer holiday, Christmas, New Year’s Eve, ski trip? Did you ever forget important date and felt bad about it? Using the countdown widget, you will never miss one again.
And with new, beautiful HD themes, countdown widget is not only useful, it looks stunning as well. As special events are meant for sharing, we have ensured that you can share graphic-rich event updates on Facebook, Twitter, Google+ or via email.
That is not all; you can also add multiple events to countdown to. For example, you can set one date for your yearly bonus and the other for the trip to Hawaii :) Once the desired date have been reached, widget starts to count the days passed, so you can track down the days passed since you have quit smoking or trying to lose some weight :)
Countdown widget is available in three different sizes - 1x1, 2x1 and 3x1. With small and medium widget size, you can countdown days until the event. However, large size widget is counting hours and minutes as well as giving you extra precision.
Countdown Widget - Repeat Timer and Reminder features summary:
Small widget (1x1) - Simple graphics, days left timer and reminder.
Medium widget (2x1) –Moderate Screen graphics, days left timer with 4 digits.
Large widget (3x1) –Rich HD Screen Graphics with days, hours and minutes timer and reminder.
Although most of the themes are free, some of them are locked and require upgrade to premium version to get unlocked. You can upgrade to premium version from within the app for only 0.99. This upgrade will unlock ALL widget themes and remove the ads as well.
How to use it? It is simple. After selecting the Countdown widget you just need to enter the date, time and title of an event to count down to.
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Have you ever had an important phone call and needed to take a memo? Or you had to memorize a phone number or street address? You were in a traffic jam while receiving an important order from a client? Maybe you had to write down a shopping list and forgot something? Or simply wanted to hold on to some sweet memories and tender words from your soul mate?
Automatic Call Recorder offers unique set of features which will allow you to record any call automatically. In addition to that you can simply shake your device during the call to start recording instantly. You can listen to the recorded call at any time in MP3 High Audio Quality or sync it with linked Dropbox account automatically.
Important notice about Automatic Call Recorder features:
- Due to hardware limitations recording function might not work properly on some devices. It is not malfunction of the application, please do not leave negative reviews and comments. You can also try to fine-tune audio-source on the Automatic Call Recording setup page.
- App may not function if other call recording applications are in use. Please close or delete all other recording apps.
Automatic Call Recorder - Full list of Features:
• Automatic phone call recording based on predefined rules.
• Crystal Clear MP3 Audio Quality
• Shake to record (Premium option). Start recording any call instantly by shaking your device.
• Recording Filter. You can choose between recording all calls, only calls made with your contacts or calls from unknown numbers. It is even possible to choose which contact from your contact list will be recorded or ignored.
• Favorite calls list. Permanently stored calls that will not be deleted
• Automatic Dropbox synchronization (Premium option). You can sync all calls or favorite calls automatically.
• Manual Dropbox synchronization. You can choose to sync each recorded file separately.
• Notifications. Once the recording has been started you can be notified either by notification icon or a sound. You can even choose which sound will be played (Premium).
• After call action menu (Premium). This option is useful if you want to review each call and instantly delete the recording, write additional note or add it to favorites.
• Advanced Memory Management. It is possible to limit the memory space occupied by the recorded files. You can choose between file number limit, space usage in Megabytes or Date of the recording (Premium).
• Tested with major Samsung devices: Samsung Galaxy Series including Galaxy S Plus, Galaxy S2, Galaxy S3 and Galaxy S4 and Android Jelly Bean.
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In the case that you have purchased the premium version by mistake for a device on which the app is known not to work, please send the receipt provided by Google by email to firstname.lastname@example.org and we will fully refund your purchase.
Period Diary tracks your periods and can even predict your future periods. If you are trying to conceive, the app tracks ovulation signs to increase your chance of pregnancy. You can use it as Period Calculator or Ovulation and Fertility Calculator . Track your period, menstrual cycle, fertility days, symptoms, medications, mood, and more related to your cycle wherever you are! Period Diary and Tracker learns from your inputs and makes better prediction of future periods and fertility windows through time. You can finally get relaxed about tracking your period and predicting your ovulation window.
• Ovulation and Fertility days Calculator, Calendar and Tracker
• Intuitive user interface with vital information at a glance.
• Period Calculator, Calendar and Tracker
• Notification Reminders about incoming period or fertility window.
• Home screen Widget. Get the basic period data without even starting the application.
• Use the 'Year' Calendar to see if the period will fall on the date of an event or appointment, or in the middle of your vacation.
• PIN code privacy protection.
• Track your periods for better prediction of future periods.
• Learn the signals a woman’s body gives out when you’re approaching ovulation.
Period & Ovulation - Calendar and Tracker Features:
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• Record your period and intercourse/sex information.
• Store daily notes, symptoms, moods and more.
• Plan ahead with unlimited predictions for your next periods, fertile days and ovulation.
• Tracking helps to better predict fertility days and future periods.
We want to hear from you! Please email comments and suggestions to email@example.com.
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Transform your phone into envy-making item with Analog Clock Widget and Live Wallpaper Collection!
• Widget and Live Wallpaper function
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• 54 clock faces with animated second hand
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• Full HD compliance
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• 2 basic widget sizes: 2x2 and 3x3
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We have collected thousands of illustrated quotes, memes and sayings for your daily humor dosage. Interested in college sex pranks, fail text messages? Are you always hungry for LOL, OMG or ROFL photos? Do you like troll comics, weird or silly fun facts?
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Integrated image editor enables you to easily create your own content and share it with everyone else. You can also save favorites on your device for later use.
Native Facebook integration enables you to post your favorite stuff directly on your wall, upload content, vote and comment.
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• Vote and Comment Anonymously.
• Image editor. Add your own text, scale, crop, upload and save photos.
• Save Favorites in Image Gallery.
• Share with Facebook or Google+.
• Tablet optimized.
• Images caching for smooth user experience.
We hope that you will have fun while using it as we did while making it :), enjoy!
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Enjoy with Love Letters!
• Interactive Letter composing. You can choose between number of different background images and thousands of quotes and messages.
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