From Imangi, the makers of Temple Run, and Disney comes a new take on the most exhilarating app. Join Merida from Disney/Pixar Brave as you run, slide, jump, turn and shoot your way across the wilds of Scotland on an endless running adventure!
New features just for Temple Run: Brave --
• Introducing ARCHERY – tap targets to shoot a bullseye and earn extra coins
• New, amazing visuals. It looks better than ever!
• All new environments inspired by Disney/Pixar Brave and the wilds of Scotland
• Play as Merida from Disney/Pixar Brave
• Outrun Mordu, the demon bear, to earn running glory
Bonus: Download Temple Run: Brave and start running with $.99 worth of coins for FREE, that’s 2500 coins for power-ups and more!
Also includes all the great features from Temple Run:
• Simple swipe and tilt control that are easy to use and just feel right
• Level up your character and use crazy power-ups
• Endless play!
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Rayman Jungle Run is powered by the same UbiArt Framework engine that brought you Rayman Origins - Winner of numerous Game of the Year and Platformer of the Year awards.
The legendary platforming hero is making the jump to your favorite mobile device!
- Beautiful graphics
- New worlds to discover
- New powers to unlock
- Captivating music
- Smooth touch-based controls
- Exclusive wallpapers to unlock for your device
Rayman Jungle Run is easy for all ages to pick up and play, but challenging for the longtime Rayman fans to master. Unlock the Land of the Livid Dead levels if you have the skills!
Rayman’s journey in the jungle continues with 20 entirely new levels… FOR FREE!
✓ Dodge cannon balls and jump your way through falling rocks in the new Pirate Ship section for more exhilarating action!
✓ Rush faster than ever in the Boss Plant chapter to escape a giant “flower” that doesn’t smell too good.
✓ After so much running, will you dare enter the two new Land of the Livid Dead levels?
Some issues have also been recently fixed, including:
✓ Nexus 4 & Nexus 7 compatibility
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• “My favorite Temple Run game to date.” – TouchArcade
• “Lush environments, a tried-and-true game mechanic, and unique new worlds and mini-games that differentiate it from other Temple Run games.” – CNET
• “Prettier, faster, sleeker, and unafraid to go off the beaten path for a relaxing balloon ride.” – Kotaku
Disney and Imangi Studios present Temple Run: Oz – a brand-new endless runner inspired by Temple Run 2 and the film Oz the Great and Powerful. Play as Oz and outrun the shrieking flying baboons as you turn, jump and slide your way across the land. Begin your exhilarating adventure now and see how far you can run!
• Run as China Girl and see Oz in different costumes – change it up!
• Stunning environments inspired by the film – explore them all.
• Fly in a hot air balloon – earn even more coins.
• Explore different locations in Oz – follow sign posts or use ‘head start’ feature!
• The environment changes as you run – test your reflexes.
• Compete in weekly challenges & leaderboards – beat your friends!
BONUS! Get 1500 coins for FREE when you download Temple Run: Oz today – that’s $.99 USD worth of coins to buy power-ups and more!
Don’t forget to see Oz the Great and Powerful on DVD and Blu-ray!
***Pocket Gamer - 9/10 - “A spunky, joyous, addictive gem [...] Another giddy and breathless mix of memory and reflexes”
Join legendary platforming hero Rayman for a new adventure on your favorite mobile device!
If you enjoyed Rayman Jungle Run, you will love Rayman Fiesta Run and its new wacky Fiesta world! Lunge for cocktail umbrellas, leap on limes and punch those piñatas…the sky’s the limit!
PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG
* More than 75 levels welcome you for the Fiesta!
* Bounce on sausages and make your way through 4 new festive worlds
* Beat all 3 new epic bosses to reach the dreaded Land of the Livid Dead Island!
* Collect Lums to get awesome rewards and power-ups
DISCOVER RAYMAN'S AMAZING NEW POWERS
* Rayman could jump, fly, punch and run up the walls…
* …he can now slide, swim or shrink on the fly into a tiny hero
* Unleash the power of the Super Punch!
BEWARE OF THE INVASION!
* Play all the levels you thought you knew in a totally different way
* Avoid new traps and defeat even fiercer enemies
* Get ready for more great challenges!
ENJOY GORGEOUS GRAPHICS
* Rayman Jungle Run was pretty… Rayman Fiesta Run looks absolutely delicious!
* Immerse yourself into the Fiesta thanks to the increased depth of field
* And if you like great lightings, Rayman has put a brand new disco ball up for you!
CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS
Share your activities, post your achievements on Facebook, and follow your friends on the world map.
This game can be downloaded over the air, no Wi-Fi needed to play!
Bring the Fiesta to your Tablet ! Rayman Fiesta Run is absolutely gorgeous on big screens
Game available in: English, French, Italian, German, Dutch, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, Japanese, Korean, Russian and Arabic.
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Collect energy orbs to unlock exclusive weapons, gear, and boosts that will keep you one step ahead of the Kraang ship. One-touch controls combine with ninja moves and shell shocking battles for an epic gaming experience. BOOYAKASHA!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: Rooftop Run charges real money for additional in-app content. You may lock out the ability to purchase in-app content by adjusting your device settings.
*Drive the Shellraiser through the streets of New York in the all new vehicle mode!
*Jump ramps, crush obstacles and tap to shoot the garbage cannon at oncoming enemies
*Battle hordes of baddies including the Foot Clan, Kraang, Dimension X and now Baxter Stockman
*Activate Turtle Time to fight up close in a slow-motion combat sequence
*Outfit the Turtles in exclusive Cyber and Stealth gear
*Upgrade with weapons, gadgets, and boosts like the Laserbot and Turtle Saver
*Unlock and play as the Turtles’ formidable canine foe Dogpound
*Earn rewards from the pizza time mini-game
* Test your skills with new in-game challenges
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Run, jump, and power your way through this monstrously fun action game! Journey through the city of Monstropolis with famous scare teams from Monsters, Inc., and find a way to rescue Boo! Check out the latest update that also features new Monsters University stages!
★ Play as 6 Monsters, Inc. tag teams!
Choose from Mike and Sulley and your other favorite characters from the film. Use power-ups to call in your partner for help!
★ Dash through 6 worlds and 96 exciting stages!
From the Monstropolis Rooftops to the Ice Cave, experience the monsters world like never before!
★ Master levels with over 20 explosive power-ups!
Fly with jet-packs and attack with ray guns and more to get one step closer to Boo!
★ Take on familiar monsters from the movie!
Dodge and blast through menacing monsters that stand in your way!
★ Go on an endless running adventure in Endless Mode!
Collect coins and blow your way through monsters and blocks for high scores!
★ BONUS! Download Monsters, Inc. Run, and start off with FREE Bucks!
Get 50 FREE Bucks to spend on new scare teams and life savers!
Enter the world of Monsters, Inc., and start running today!
RUN, JUMP, AND SMASH AS MARVEL HEROES IN A BRAND NEW ENDLESS RUNNER! COMPETE WITH FRIENDS AS YOU FIGHT SUPER VILLAINS AND THEIR HENCHMEN! HOW FAR CAN YOU MAKE IT?
Fly as Iron Man! Smash as The Incredible Hulk! Run and Jump as Cap! Run and Gun as Super Spy Black Widow!
Unlock additional Super Heroes…
Swing as Spider-man! Shoot arrows as Hawkeye! Unleash the Thunder as Thor! Binary Blast as Captain Marvel!
Dodge obstacles and fight Super Villains like Loki to progress as far as you can. Increase your score by switching between characters and activating each Super Hero’s unique Special Attack. Collect coins and boosts on your run. Then buy special power-ups to boost your distance and score. Run, jump and smash through multiple environments, compete with friends and upgrade your character!
- Assemble your Super Hero team to achieve the best score!
- Unleash each Hero’s devastating Special Attack!
- Play in iconic Marvel locations!
- Compete against friends to gain the top leaderboard position!
- Upgrade your character to achieve an even higher score!
- Keep the action going with new Super Heroes and location updates!
“Marvel Run Jump Smash… there's a surprising amount of depth beneath that cutesy exterior, and the 2D art might be enough for the one dollar entry fee alone.” – AndroidPolice.com
“Marvel Run Jump Smash is a little more cartoony when it comes to how the visuals are but there is plenty of action in this game, at least for an endless runner. A lot of the main Marvel heroes are available for you to play as whether you choose Spider-Ma, the Hulk or whomever else.” Droidgamers.com
"An interesting little gem of a game" - Droid Gamers
“packs a solid punch of terrific gameplay and great humor” - Android Entity
In a world of convenience, junk food and flabbiness, one government has implemented a drastic new health plan to end the obesity crisis.
And one man has to survive it…
RUN FATTY RUN is frantic arcade action that pits one overweight man against the forces of natural selection. Guide Bert through an urban landscape of hills, obstacles, tough old ladies and his most relentless enemy – food. Run, smash and roll your way home as Bert defies the government’s best intentions.
• 36 action packed courses
• NEXT GEN 3D graphics with advanced shaders and FX
• A smorgasbord of food temptations with ACCURATE CALORIE COUNTS
• Learn to BARGE, ROLL, CHARGE and BODYSLAM
• Multiple game endings
• Unlockable comic backstory
NOTE: This game relies upon quickly tapping your screen. Some Android devices are not capable of detecting quick taps. If you find that the game is not behaving as expected, please grab your refund and contact us at email@example.com Thank-you.
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"A brilliant variation on the endless-runner genre, Worm Run is breathless, addictive fun of the highest calibre" - Pocket Gamer
"If you're a fan of endless runners, platformers, or giant fuzzy worms, keep an eye on this one..." - Gamezebo
"The game features a dynamically generated environment, retro graphics and sounds, a uniquely challenging swipe control system..." -Appadvice
"[A] nice twist on the rather stagnant endless runner genre..." - Inside Social Apps
SWIPE TO SURVIVE!
You are Zeke Tallahassee, hapless space janitor in the wrong place at the wrong time. Swipe on your touchscreen to move Zeke through an ever-changing labyrinth all while being pursued by a blood-thirsty, gigantic space Worm.
- Control Zeke quickly by swiping anywhere on-screen to move -- no D-Pad needed!
- Crisp, Retina display visuals in a retro-style, side-scrolling experience.
- Enjoy modern-retro, chiptune style music.
- Easy to play, insanely difficult to master.
- Expect a different experience every time you play with new procedurally generated maps.
- Collect Grubies to purchase crazy items like the noxious Skunk Juice and Slow Spice made of worm eye-crust to help you out run the Worm.
- Challenge your friends in Game Center to get the best distance.
- Traverse five unique and challenging worlds including the Space Ship and Temple.
- Avoid hazards while running for your life
* Simple controls and an exciting game play mechanic.
* Play as your favorite survival expert, Bear Grylls.
* Unlock 9 awesome Bear Grylls characters.
* Rescue Choppers, Power Paragliders, Jetpacks and more!
✓ Simple tap, sliding touch and tilt controls plus exciting combat combos.
✓ New action style parkour obstacles, great feeling of hitting, speed and jumping.
✓ Several heroes to choose from with different a strengths and weapon attacks
✓ Excellent mythology styled graphics, great feeling of speed and combat action combined
✓ Combine interesting items and skills to pursue high score on daily challenges
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Fred is back with a new host of painful antics, awesome acrobatic/desperate moves, special items and uber-cool locations.
Take control of our hapless hero as he pursues his quest to remain among the living! Running Fred combines ludicrously natural controls and furiously paced action with the shameless buckets of gore praised on its prequel, making up a fantastic third person platformer unparalleled on mobile devices!
- Lots of acrobatic maneuvers
- Dozens of perilous traps
- Multiple game modes: Adventure, Challenge and our favourite Endless Survival!
- Tons of special skills and perks
- Lot of characters to choose from!
- Pimp up your character with special outfits
- Keep your progress across all your devices
What reviewers say:
"New Running Game With Unexpected Gore Thrill Your Nerves" – AppEggs.com
"Running Fred is an excellent game with lots of things to do. It’s free and I highly recommend it." - App'd Up
"Bloody Brilliant!" - iFanzine
"The sheer amount of content, replayability and fun that comes from deftly avoiding trap after trap is phenomenal" - AppSpy
"For gamers who like runner-games, this game is easily a 5 out of 5 stars game" - fabela-imag
"Those who love Falling Fred, just love the running Fred, the anticipated sequel to Falling Fred." - Best10App
What's new in this new version:
- New character with a fully functional jetpack!
More levels and cool stuff is coming. Keep your game updated!
Thank you so much to all my loyal and kind users! I'm afraid I no longer have time to develop this app, but please continue to enjoy it as it is!
To aid our hero in his adventures, Run Sheldon features an array of amazing power-ups and special items to help Sheldon run, fly, bounce and swim his way to freedom. Collect coins along the way to upgrade Sheldon’s power-ups, buy cool clothing and earn extra lives.
Beautiful animation, a hilarious cast of characters and fiendishly addictive gameplay combine to make this a game you can't put down!
• Gorgeous Graphics
Run Sheldon features beautiful cartoon-style graphics that truly bring the world to life. Watch Sheldon sprint his way through night and day in an incredible array of environments that include green grasslands, dark forests and desert hills.
• Compelling Gameplay
With its simple tap and swipe controls, Run Sheldon is easy to play and will keep you coming back again and again.
• Packed with Extras
Smash bad guys to fill up your Shield. Unleash power-ups, like Bouncing Bubble, Turbo and Super Wings. Collect coins and spend them on special items, including the Coin Magnet and Money Doubler.
• Endlessly Challenging
Face off against more than ten types of enemies on the ground, air and water. Complete more than 400 amazing challenges. Level up Sheldon to earn cool bonuses and coins.
• Super Social
Challenge friends and strangers alike via global Google Play rankings as well as sharing your achievements via Facebook.
A little baby penguin named "Kelvin", who does not know how to swim yet, was left behind and now needs to run and return to his penguin family and safety.
During the baby penguin's run in Antarctica, the baby penguin has to do his bit to fight pollutants left by human activities and clean up the environment to reduce a few degrees Kelvin (or Celsius/Fahrenheit) as for the baby penguin, melting ice is not just about rising sea levels and global warming, it is not being able to see his penguin family ever again in the changing landscape.
Run, jump, even try and fly the baby penguin must, but at the same time avoid his natural enemies and hit back at the man-made ones.
Participate and enjoy this penguin adventure in this simple and addictive one touch gameplay and help Kelvin (the baby penguin) return.
Run Kelvin is a fast-paced running game.Enjoy this addictive free game. Run penguin run. Enjoy this free penguin game saga.
This penguins adventure happens in Antarctica. Its a easy penguin app / game for family and kids with a global appeal and full of fun. One penguin to help lower the temperature. By touching the pollutants ,the penguin reduces / reverses the warming to a certain extent . Can his mega jump, which makes him look as an air penguin, flying penguin, cross his natural enemies.Its a running game which showcases the animal instinct to survive . Dodge fly escape the whale, shark, fish, seal fish, cave, mountain, water and swim to once again be reunited and dine with penguin family. Summer and Winter have lost meaning in this penguin race..More Penguin games coming.
One day, the little cow realizes what happens to all of the farm animals and makes an escape for her life!
While being chased by the vicious farmer, she rescues other farm animals from their cages and tries not to end up as a steak in the farm’s slaughterhouse.
Jump over obstacles, slide under windmills, set the farm animals free and collect coins to purchase unique power-ups that will help the cow make it to freedom!
DODGE the angry farmer!
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• Free Game
• Amazing 2D Graphics
• Smooth Gameplay
• Unique Power Ups
• Facebook Leaderboards
• Save Farm Animals: pig, chicken, duck, sheep and Noogra (the squirrel from Noogra Nuts)
• Free Run Cow Run live wallpaper included
• Free Run Cow Run clock widget included
Go vegan, save the cow!
(This game is also suitable for vegetarians and carnivores)
Award winning game - Best Running Game (GameIS)
Inspired by the true stories of the cows: Maxine and Yvonne.
'Run Cow Run' Virtually Saves Lives"
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ourhenhouse.org
"If you’re looking for an entertaining game that will surely make you laugh, this should be part of your gaming list"
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ unigamesity.com
"This is a fun side-scroller with really nice, cartoon graphics, smooth play and addictive, if simple, story line"
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ teamearthling.com
"If You Don’t Want to Become Bacon and Steak, Run Quickly!"
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Editor Picked by Best10App.com
"Run Cow Run is my new favourite phone game"
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ unleashed.org.au
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Ateityje programėlė bus tikrai atnaujinama, o pats anekdotų sąrašas pildomas!
Raktažodžiai: anekdotai, humoras, jumoras, juokai, pokštai, juokingi tekstai, cha.
* rename stopwatch
* create categories
* group stopwatches by their type
* autosave results on timer reset
* save results and view them later
* add notes to results
If you experience any kind of problems or would like to see any particular feature - contact me anytime! I'm all for fixing bugs ASAP.
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Tvarkinga ir paprasta (bet ne prasta) programėlę lengvam horoskopų skaitymui. Šiuo metu ji yra aktyvaus testavimo ir tobulinimo stadijoje, taigi greitu laiku pasipildys ir informacija ir naujomis funkcijomis.
Raktažodžiai: horoskopai, dienos horoskopas, astrologija, horoskopas pagal ženklą
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Using this love calculator is easy as it can possibly be - enter a couple of names and click "Calculate". *Bam* results are on the screen! Downside is, that your phone must be connected to the internet to work properly, but I hope it won't be a big problem for anyone. Love calculator doesn't use or steal a lot of data - I can promise that!
It's important to note that sometimes results might not be accurate and I can't guarantee full satisfaction - it depends on your personality and, especially, sense of humor.
Great fun on a Valentine's day!
Web version can be found here:
Keywords: love, hate, love calculator, love meter, relationship meter, relationships, meter, women, men, calculator, fun, funny calculator, love game, love gamble, love test, love hurts, sometimes I read hateful comments about how useless my applications are and then cry to my sleep, no one reads these descriptions anyway.
Jūsų mobiliojo ryšio operatoriaus planas nesiūlo geros kainos SMS siuntimui? Siųskite SMS naudodamiesi mobiliuoju interneto ryšiu iš mobiliojo telefono į bet kurio Lietuvos operatoriaus aptarnaujamą mobilųjį telefoną už itin mažą kainą - 4 ct už SMS. SMS tarifas toks pats, nepriklausomai nuo to, kur Jūs tuo metu randatės - išvenkite padidinto žinučių siuntimo iš užsienio tarifų (mūsų paslaugą itin mėgsta užsienyje gyvenantys lietuviai)! Naudodamiesi internetine prieiga prie svetainės sms.add.lt, galėsite susikurti SMS gavėjų grupes ir paprastai bei greitai siųsti masines žinutes savo pasirinktiems adresatams.
Paslauga veikia "pay as you go" principu. Papildykite virtualią sąskaitą Jums priimtiniausiu būdu (internetine bankininkyste, PayPal ar kt.) ir galėsite jau po kelių minučių siųsti SMS žinutes iš savo mobiliojo telefono.
Iškrėskite pokštą draugui. Už didesnį mokestį galite siųsti specialias SMS žinutes, kuomet galėsite laisvai pasirinkti norimą siuntėjo vardą. Galite krėsti pokštus savo draugams ar tiesiog siųsti SMS žinutes prisistatydami įmonės pavadinimu. Jei jums specifinis siuntėjo vardas reikalingas ilgam laikui - mes jums jį priskirsime individualiai ir tuomet galėsite siųsti tokias SMS žinutes už standartinę kainą - 4 ct.
Pažymime, kad Lietuvos Respublikos įstatymų draudžiama veikla nebus toleruojama ir nustačius įstatymų pažeidimo atvejus informacija apie siuntėją ir siųstus SMS bus perduota atsakingoms institucijoms.
Bendros paslaugos specifikacijos:
* Garantuojame geriausią patikimumo ir kainos santykį rinkoje.
* Siūlome mažiausią kainą - tik 4 ct už SMS į visus Lietuvos mobiliojo ryšio tinklus, nepriklausomai nuo siunčiamų žinučių skaičiaus.
* Mokate tik už siunčiamas SMS žinutes! Jokių registracijos ar mėnesinių mokesčių ar įsigyto kredito galiojimo laikų.
* Minimalus sąskaitos papildymas - vos 5 Lt (125 SMS).
* Galimybė kaip siuntėją nurodyti savo telefono numerį, įmonės pavadinimą ar kitą frazę.
* Nėra jokių siunčiamių SMS kiekio ar greičio apribojimų.
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"Beer Bank" application is dedicated for people who take their alcohol debts seriously. Surely, you're one of them and you don't wish to be That Guy, who forgets that someone bought him a glass of beer or a shot. The one, who only takes, but never gives.
Any time when you receive a freebie like a free glass of beer from a friend or unknown drunkard create new debt
for it, so you'd never forget and, when time comes right, approach that gentleman or madam with surprise -
"You know, I can't forget that one beer which saved my evening, so this round is on me!".
The same way you can keep a list of favors/beers expected from other people or just record money you've loaned to someone.
* Can be installed to SDCARD
* Network required for ads and feedback form
* More functions will be available via future updates
Please, report any bugs found and send me comments or future requests - every opinion and report is important to me!
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That being said and, as you can see, there are many categories for you to chose from!
You can mark jokes as "read" and filter only unread ones later on. Also, add the jokes which made you laugh to "favorites" or share instantly with friends over Facebook, SMS or email!
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