The best alternative to Status Shuffle. Don't just shuffle your statuses - choose them from thousands plus tons of bonus features!
As featured in : Guide to Phone Apps Magazine
*** Please NOTE: This app uses the Facebook Single Sign-In Feature which requires you to have the OFFICIAL Facebook App installed on your Phone (not the manufacturers version of it). If you do not have the OFFICIAL Facebook App installed this app will not function correctly.***
"If you love using Facebook and want to have a selection of funny updates to post to your status at random times or just to amuse people, then Funny Status Updates for Facebook is the way to go."
"Enlighten peoples day, stuff to have fun with! Definitely check out Funny Status Updates for Facebook"
Do your friends like Funny Stuff ツ ? Of course they do! Everyone knows humor is the number one desired thing in relationships. Impress your friends and family with tons of hand picked humorous status updates, text tools, and more!
The average status update from this App receives over 9.4 comments/likes!
★★★ Impress your Friends with: ★★★
✔ Over 100,000+ Categorized Funny Status Updates. That you can post directly to your profile. You can edit or copy/paste all status updates. These have been hand picked for maximum humor!
✔ Popular Statuses
✔ Random Status Update Generator
✔ Fresh New Statuses DAILY
✔ Special Symbols & Text tools
✔ Ability to Flip Text (dılɟ)
✔ Backwards Text Tool. (sdrawkcab)
✔ Pirate Translator (Argghhh Matey!)
✔ Hax0r L33t Speak Translator
✔ On This Day – Post what happened on this day in history!
✔ ***FB Magic Trick*** Featuring a special magic trick you can play on all your friends ツ
✔ Tons of other great features & perks!
More Updates coming soon :
-More Special Text Keyboards
-Lots more Categorized Status Updates & Symbols.
-User requests write us @
-Tweet me @SocialZoid
The average status update from this App receives over 9.4 comments/likes!
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Update your Facebook Status from Android Home Screen through a Home Screen Widget..Just one tap puts your Status on Facebook wall.
-----Simple,Elegant and Easy----
-This App contains absolutely NO Advertisements-
Note: Facebook Inc is neither associated with nor endorses this app(Facebook Status Widget fWidget).This app is not developed by Facebook..
Photo Upload feature will not work in Android Kitkat. Will fix it soon..
- Write and Update Facebook Status from a HOME SCREEN WIDGET with a single tap..
- Can Upload and post Pictures on Facebook Wall. User can give 'description' for the image to be posted on wall.
- Location Feature..user can post his/her location with status..Requires GPS feature..
- No Push Notification Ads or Icon Ads.This app will NOT generate Ads in Phone's Notification bar..
- User can place the widget wherever he wishes.
- There is only a one time log in
- uses very small amount of memory..
After you install the app:
- After First time log in....please click 'ok' button (authorizing the app)...(only at first login..)..
- The user will also have to click 'ok' the first time he makes a status update..(probably it was reason for a 1 star rating..:( )
Enjoy !(Please give us a quick +1 and come back and RATE if you like it.. :P)
All your Wall Posts using "Status Update Facebook Widget" will show "Via Android Widgets Pro"
PS:please come back and rate if you like it...thanks..
How to add Widget to Home Screen:
For Android ICS, JellyBean
1.Install the application
2.go to applications->go to widgets
3.Drag fWidget to home screen.(press and hold)
For Android Ginger Bread and KitKat
1.Install the application.
2.Long Touch on empty space on your home screen-> Widgets -> Choose 'fWidget' from the list.
Largest collection of categorised facebook status quotes and messages !!
More than 200 jokes are added every week
Can be installed / moved to SD card
Copy the quotes with a tap
Share the quote via facebook , twitter , gmail , sms etc
Buttons to go to end and beginning
Rate the app button
This app will remember that last quote you read and will take you where exactly you were even if you exit the app . You do not need to start again from the beginning .
Whats inside the box ?
"I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity."
"Pain makes you stronger. Fear makes you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser."
"I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself."
"Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
If you have any suggestion or complaints please mail us at : firstname.lastname@example.org .
If you have any problem using this app , please let us know before you make a negative comment .
The app is FREE and Ad-supported , we will never show notification ads . There will be an in-app banner ad .
Ad-FREE version of facebook status is available on amazon app store .
About me quotes
Heart break quotes
Being real quotes
moving on quotes
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Status updates allow users to post messages & status texts on fb wall for their friends, who can then respond with unique comments or "Like" the fb status texts. Facebook status updates allow users to notify Facebook friends of their current statuses or feelings. From this app you can easily get creative texts and quotes to shuffle and set as your best Facebook statuses.
If you are looking for funny, witty, hilarious, crazy, silly status updates to get likes or comments, your search ends in this Facebook status updates app. Status Updates for Facebook is one of the world's largest collection of quotes and sayings as fb statuses to share. Shuffle through largest collection of quotes for facebook status updates, to easily share with your friends via Facebook, Twitter, Watsapp or SMS.
Categories in the 'Status Updates for Facebook' app:
•Ambition Work & Success
•Failure, Fear & Hope
•Celebrity Status Quotes
•Popular Happiness Quotes
•Adult, Love & Romance
•Inspirational Hope Quotes
•Life / Luck
•Abraham Lincoln Quotes
•Most Popular Quotes
•History / New Year
•Friendship & Family
•Faith & Religion
•Friends & Fun
•Happy quote statuses
•Flirting & Drinking
•Motivation & Inspiration
•Philosophy & Wisdom
•GoodBye Status Quotes
•Emo Status Quotes
•Flirty Status Quotes
•Truth Status Quotes
•Moving On Status Quotes
•Being Real Statuses
•Heart Break Status Quotes
•Funny Status Quotes
•Awkward Status Quotes
•Inspirational Status Quotes
•About me quotes.....and more!
Make your Facebook page & wall posts attractive every day with our latest best Facebook statuses for all occasions. Try to share new Facebook statuses or coolest quotes every time as fb wall posts. Shuffle and update new statuses & texts creatively every day for your profile, for max likes. Stop searching websites for the coolest Facebook status quotes, you can choose the best wall posts from our huge collection of awesome funny status update quotes & share on fb. Best companion to status shuffle for Facebook. Don't just shuffle your statuses. Choose from the best collection of humorous texts, random status generator text tools, wise sayings, funny status updates, quotes.
✔ Free!! No internet required after install.
✔ Most Popular Quotes by famous personalities, for witty status posts.
✔ Search: Keyword checker to fast locate apt Facebook statuses.
✔ Share via social networks: Facebook, Twitter, Watsapp or SMS.
✔ Buttons for Copy to clipboard, Previous, Next.
Largest collection of Facebook status quotes and messages. Choose from more than 1000+ status quotes and update as your face book status or tweet it or send via sms. List of 1000s of status quotes and update quotes on funny, friendship, inspirational, love, moving on & heart break categories. Random status update generator. Enjoy a Facebook status shuffle with endless statuses! Just sign in Facebook & post up statuses. NOTE: App requires the official Facebook App installed on your Phone. If you do not have the official Facebook App installed, this app will not be able to post to FB.
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Koleksi kata-kata lucu yang ada di aplikasi ini merupakan isi dari situs ShortStatus.com dan dipublikasikan atas sepengetahuan dan atas permintaan dari pemilik website.
Just go through the status updates until you find one you like, and simply click share and then choose Facebook. Remember to replace “XYZ” or “Your Name Here” with the relevant replacement. This app supports all social networking apps installed on your phone.
“XYZ is not on vacation, so don’t even think about coming over and stealing my stuff”
“U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?.... Stop counting smart one. Fish can’t Drown.”
“XYZ is teaching the cat how to be a ninja.”
“•♥•♥•♥•♥ Your Name Here ♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•”
Sharing Quotes (Facebook,Twitter,Text, Email ect...)
This very simple aplication to keep track of changes in your friend list and see who removes you from Facebook !
Please read CAREFULLY the info below !
This application limited by facebook developer limits. If facebook show deleted we see deleted. If you see in here a friend in deleted list first you check your friend profile first. who remove you.
Also dont try for two or more account in app, just use one facebook user.
Status Via allows you to post status updates on Facebook under the guise of another device.
You've probably seen the "via Facebook for Android" and "via Facebook for iPhone" tags sitting underneath status updates. Well, you've probably also thought to yourself "Man, I wish I could have something a bit more... fulfilling in it's place".
The future is here my friends. You've got over 100(!) alternative options here. In this FREE(!!) app. Crazy.
If lists didn't go above 100 this list would be literally endless. You can post coming from:
- Air Force One
- Amiga 500
- Anfield Road Stadium
- Angry Birds
- Banana Phone
- Binary Code
- Blackberry Playbook
- Blackberry Torch
- BMW iDrive
- Carrier Pigeon
- Donkey Kong Handheld
- First Base
- Ford Sync
- Galaxy Tab
- Gameboy Colour
- Glade Air Freshener
- Google +
- Gotham City
- HTC Desire
- International Space Station
- IPhone 5
- IPod Nano
- Jedi Mind Control
- K.I.T.T. (Knight Industries Two Thousand)
- Linux Ubuntu
- MacBook Pro
- Magic 8 Ball
- Mail Box
- Message in a Bottle
- Microsoft Excel
- Mind Control
- Mind-computer Interface
- Morse Code
- My Bedroom
- My Heart
- NASA Satellite
- News of the World
- Nintendo 3DS
- Nintendo 64
- Nintendo Wii
- Nokia 3310
- Paper Airplane
- Phineas and Ferb
- Pip Boy
- Planet Krypton
- Playboy Mansion
- Playstation Network
- Pogo Stick
- Post-It Note
- Samsung Galaxy Ace
- Samsung Galaxy S II
- Sega Dreamcast Browser
- Sega Mega Drive
- Shiny Tinfoil Hat
- Smoke Signal
- Sperm Whale
- Sweet Dreams
- Swiss Army Knife
- the Closet
- The Death Star
- The Future
- The Gay Bar
- The Moon
- The Mushroom Kingdom
- The Past
- the Pub
- The Starship Enterprise
- Tin Cans Connected by String
- Trash Can
- U.S.S Voyager
- Under Your Bed
- White House
- Windows Phone
- Xbox LIVE
- Yellow Submarine
- Your Mum
- Your Mums Bed
- ZX Spectrum
AND if there's something you'd like to pretend you're using to surf Facebook with just leave a comment (and a decent amount of stars if you would) and I'll update if it's good enough.
Or you could buy Status Via + and add your own devices. Wouldn't that be lovely? It's pretty cheap too:
android.permission.WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE - store device list, version number
android.permission.INTERNET - facebook login, device updates, status posting, error sending
android.permission.READ_CONTACTS & android.permission.READ_PHONE_STATE - tailored ads (Free + mode only)
Below is for optional use of Free + only:
Status Messages is a collection of best and unique status messages.Now share your cool status on facebook, whatsapp, BBM, Line etc..
Complete Offline Database
Do write us for app related issues/bug if any. We are here to listen you..!
Free for limited period!!!
Listed in Tek Syndicate as 1 of the best Facebook apps!!!
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1. Fast, you can try this for yourself and see!
2. Safe, as you directly deal with facebook servers and there is no third party involved, not even us!
3. No ads at all to bother you.
4. Copy paste functionality provided.
5. No unnecessary data loads like the official app. Official one takes too much of your network bandwidth.
6. Offline view for v3.0 +
• Instantly see who's online on Facebook;
• Explore your friends’ profiles, including photos, videos and timeline;
• Access your groups and pages;
• Share status updates, photos and videos;
• Get notified when friends like and comment on your posts;
• View hi-res photos directly in the news feed;
• One-click access to comments and likes in the news feed;
• Send instant messages to your friends (even when they are offline);
• Express your emotions with cool smileys and rage faces;
• Quickly access your complete Facebook chat history;
• One-click access to your most recent conversations;
• Check-in at interesting places all around the world;
• No additional fees, 100% free!
Please visit our website or use a built-in contact form on the app settings screen to send us your questions, comments and feature requests!
This app is not owned or operated by Facebook.
1. Very beautiful & attractive design.
2. thousands of love quotes & SMS.
3. Post quotes on Messengers like facebook, whatsapp,Wechat,Line etc directly from this app
♥♥♥ Please give a good rating if you like the app ♥♥♥
Do write us for app related issues/bug if any. We are here to listen you..!
Facebook Status Updates has a simple, neat and elegantly designed User Interface that filters out status updates of your friends from the Facebook news feed, so that you don't have to look through tons of information and focus on what is necessary.
From it's Status Feed you can like your friends status, comment on them, see other comments and likes as well.
Facebook Status Update's "MyStatus" page allows you to view your own status that you have posted over time, like them comment on them and even post new status.
Facebook Status Update's "Check In" page allows you check into nearby locations and post comments at the same time, without ever having to open the Facebook app.
If you have the Facebook app installed on your device, Facebook Status Updates will log you in using your existing account automatically, otherwise you can log in via the Facebook web page log in dialog.
****Please note that this app will NEVER post anything on your Wall/Timeline or News Feed unless you yourself post something with this app ****
This app will ask for the following Facebook permissions:
- Access your public profile and friend list.
- Access your News Feed, likes, photos and status updates.
- Access your friends' likes, photos and status updates.
- Post to your friends on your behalf.
How to use this app:
View friends' status:
- Simply flick through to Status Feed
Like a status:
- Click on the hand symbol/icon at the left of status, the hand will turn blue.
Unlike a status
- Click on the hand symbol again, it will turn from blue to gray.
Post a new status:
- Flick through to My Status, type in your status in the text box and click post.
Delete a status:
- Press and hold on the status you typed and want to delete. A dialog box will appear, then simply click Delete Status.
Post a comment on a status:
- Click on the comment button at the bottom right of the status you want to comment on.
- A dialog box will appear with other comments(or no comments if your are first one to comment), simply type your comment in the text box and click post.
Delete a comment:
- Press and hold on the comment you have typed and want to delete. A dialog box will appear, then simply click Delete Comment.
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