No Brian - The Dumbest Game

Contains adsIn-app purchases
3.4
2.38K reviews
100K+
Downloads
Content rating
Everyone 10+
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About this game

500,000+ downloads all over the world!

Brian is a physics-based, digital pet, side-scrolling pet game.

Brian is a very fragile, sensitive brain-like blob, that requires the utmost care. By injecting DNA to Brian it could mutate to different forms like Angel Brian with spider legs, Chicken Leg Brian with Tentacle arms, tentacle Brian with human ears, anything is possible.

As you the mad scientist, creator and father of Brian it's your sole responsibility to take good care of it or it will explode into happiness.

What happen if your Brian died? Buy another one!


Features:
- Cuteness, adorable with a little bit of contrast
- Deadly obstacles: slope, river, mines, lasers, missiles
- Lot of props and backgrounds to unlock in the adventures
- Most likely broken physics
- Pet evolutions and mutations
- Maybe a little bit of black humour


* DON'T LOSE YOUR SYRINGES AND PROPS! *
Sign-in with Google Play. All your syringes and props will be saved to your Google Play account!


# Require access to the following permissions #
- Store screenshots: WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE permission
Updated on
Feb 9, 2017

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3.4
2.38K reviews
Vincent Young
September 10, 2020
I love the pet, he's soo cute! However.. is just extremely frustrating that he is so easy to kill. That and you only get so many free revives, and if you don't PAY for the revives after that you lose ALL of your premium upgrades on Brian. It's also extremely, EXTREMELY difficult to control the food when feeding, which is usually where he does on me.. I would really LOVE to play this game ALL the time of it wasn't for that. I mean, I spent quite a few dollars before getting frustrated 😑.
67 people found this review helpful
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Fahim Shahariar
June 21, 2022
First of all, the graphics sucks. Second of all, the game starts from the beginning when you get run out of all revives. It's very inconvenient. Over all... It feels like Talking Tom, But less Entertaining. Not Recommended.
12 people found this review helpful
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A Google user
July 11, 2019
You cant do ANYTHING without getting dead instantly. Food? Dies. Mutation? Death. Tap too fast, Death. I was fine until It forces you into the premium currency. At this point, you only get 3 lives for free and ten restarts for free. And you need to watch an ad each time one of these is used. it cost 63 for a revive once the three are up, they dont give you alot to start out with, I only had 24. the numbers of restarts and lives does reset after some time.
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What's new

Thank you very much for liking Brian. We are very surprised it has achieved 100,000 downloads all over the world! Now we bring you the NEW 1.1.2, which fixed most major bugs and added some feature for progression, so you can enjoy more the adventure with Brian!

- Added props collection achievements, unlock them all!
- Tweaked the food tube for players who still don’t know where it should be dragged.
- Minor UI changes.