*Lots of funny props
*scale, rotate, and transparency adjust all props
*Use library pictures or take your own
*Email or save to your library
*Post to Facebook instantly!
*#1 Fan App
MADE IN NEW JERSEY
Its the Official Unofficial Jersey Shore Grenade Horn App for Android!!!
Like all the apps I make, I hope the android police feature this app. Even just to say how useless it is.
*not affiliated with mtv
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Ever wonder if a girl was a grenade, landmine, or totally DTF? Just have any random girl in a bar or club put her finger or thumb on this DTF meter and it will read the fingerprint or thumbprint and tell you just how DTF she really is. Instant conversation starter, or just a great way to make fun of a snotty or stuck-up girl if she deserves it.
Best used down at the Jersey Shore or on any milf if you're just not sure if she's down to F*ck. This fingerprint scanner will provide instant results!
Pro version now allows you to modify all the displayed result text so you can be as vulgar or insulting as you'd like when having girls view their own results.
Kind of like a magic 8-ball of just how down to have sex a girl might be.
Calling all party people! Are you ready to become the next big Jersey Shore dubstep DJ? You've just found the fastest and easiest way to make professional quality dubstep tracks with a Jersey twist!
The tilt-based modulation of wobbles makes it easy to transition from a tightly coiled bass to slow and grimy.
☆ The Universal Binary means one purchase and you own Jersey Shore Dubstep DJ for all of your mobile Android devices
☆ HD audio samples allow you to make professional grade dubstep anywhere
☆ Custom Retina Display graphics look beautiful on any screen!
☆ Take advantage of your devices accelerometer with the tilt to wobble feature
You absolutely cannot afford to pass on this app. Be the first to bring the house down with the all-out dubstep production tool of the year! Dubstep Universe is the best dubstep maker for Android and a must have app for all fans of dubstep, house, techno, club and party music!
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Ladies, give your clique the heads up with Gorilla Juicehead and Lean cuisine as well!
The Grenade Whistle comes fully featured with blasting sounds and customizable themes including background colors.
Don't head to the club with your crew empty handed, carry The Grenade Whistle app with you today and be sure that everyone arrives home safely!
Instant conversation starter, or a great way to brings some fun into a lame night. This gay detector app has been used at the Occupy Wall Street protests, and even at the jersey shore!
This could be used as the perfect ice-breaker at a bar, pub or club, or a great conversation starter when you have a group of people together. This fingerprint scanner will provide instant results!
You can modify all the displayed result text to be as vulgar, insulting, or sweet as you'd like. For example "WOW My gay-dar is off the charts!" or "You seem curious... maybe bisexual?" or "Ride that rainbow!" or "Definitely a lesbian" or "Definitely Queer". Instant hit at your next gay pride parade!
NOTE: Results are randomized - kind of like a homosexual magic 8-ball
- Complete winning numbers for the past year
- Information on all current Instant Games
- “Find a Retailer” search tool
Good luck, and give your dreams a chance!
Pressing the widget button will unleash a loud vuvuzela sound. You can even make it sound like a noisy soccer stadium by rapdily pressing the button over-and-over again.
IMPORTANT: To use it, you must long-click your home screen and add the Grenade Whistle Widget. You can NOT run it like a normal application, sorry.
I've just released some new widgets! To check them out, scroll down to "View more applications". Enjoy :)
Install this app and get ready!
It's really FUN! IT's not as hard as you think, just do it!
Develop your own style, but you’ve got to get comfortable in your own skin before you start showing your moves.
Practice on your own.
Dance alone in a room where nobody one can see you, and you won’t worry about what others are thinking—just getting your body comfortable with the beat.
Just let your body flow to your own rhythm!
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Don't sweat it bro, just grab the Jersey Shore Grenade Whistle Android app and sound the alarm. Your boys will hear it and immediately disarm the grenade.
We got the battle field under control, whether you're facing grenades, hippos, landmines, or dirty hamsters. We are trying to promote a Grenade Free America! Join us in the fight!
2 sounds and 1 color available. For more please checkout our full version!
What our fans are saying about the Grenade Whistle:
"My life is complete!! I just found "THE GRENADE WHISTLE" app on my phone!! Now I need to go out and test it."
"Just got the grenade whistle app on my phone. Greatest thing ever."
"Lmaooooooo at the craziness in the barbershop we hooked up my grenade whistle app to the speakers when this grenade walked in!!!!"
For more information become a fan on Facebook at facebook.com/grenadewhistle or follow us on Twitter @grenadewhistle.
If you have a Droid 2 or Droid X and are having issues please email us at email@example.com.
We all want to get high off the Charlie Sheen drug! The Talking Charlie Sheen Bobblehead app helps you do just that. These quotes are constantly updated by experts fuelled by #tigerblood.
Over 75 sounds included:
Charlie Sheen Drug
Fools and Trolls
Deal With It
Tiger Blood & Adonis DNA
You've Been Warned
Deadly and Dangerous
This is Me Not on Drugs
Delivering the Goods
Deploy My Ordinates
Don't Remember Don't Care
Enjoy the Show
First Ones Free
I Like the View
Man it was Epic
Picked Fight With a Warlock
We Just Win
We're Talking Bout Practice
We Win So Much It's Scary
1 Speed Go
Addicted to Winning
Banging 7 Gram Rocks
Bitchin' Rockstar Life
Borrow My Brain
Can't Cancer of Happen
Cured It With My Brain
Do The Math
Don't Judge Me
Droopy Eyed Armless Children
Drug Tests Don't Lie
Dyings For Fools
Embrace the Fear
I'm an F18 Bro
High On Acid
I Can't Process It
I Don't Have a Job
I Expose People to Magic
I Have Cleansed Myself
I'm Cured I'm Done
I'm Not Going To
In the Orca
Last Time I Took Drugs
Look At Me, Duh
Looking Fear in the Eye
Love You Violently
Magic and Poetry
Not From This Realm
Not Having Fun
Trolls Under Bridge
We're Not Live Are We?
What Does That Mean?
What's Not to Love?
What's That Got to Do With Me?
Work of Sissies
Yo you need to make sure you are keeping up with your Jersey Shore slang Italian style. Cabs are here, Grenade Free America, T-Shirt Time all are a must when trying to hook up with DTF chicks over in Italy. And you can even impress your friends with the ability to call Angelina a Dirty Hamster in Italian. Get this app now!
From the makers of the popular Grenade Whistle app.