#1 Cheese App. Manage your Subscription. Order Cheese. Get Cheese. Rate Cheese (no it’s not a cheese dating app) - simple.
We’re making it dangerously easy to buy cheese. You can have everything else in your life at the touch of a button (enough takeout to feed a small village (we’re not judging), the latest phone, a Nicholas Cage pillow), so why not cheese. Download the app on your Android Device of choice to manage your cheese subscription and order hand-picked, top notch cheese delivered free (and chilled) straight to your door.
THE MODERN CHEESEMONGER IS NOW IN YOUR POCKET
We are revolutionising cheese. Leave the intimidating, strange white dairy lab coats behind and choose your Comte on the commute...we are on a mission to make buying/gifting/eating/devouring/demolishing cheese a wonderful, faintly sensual experience. Shop for your favourite Cheddar, Blue or Goat’s. Heck, you can even buy wine. It starts with this app but be prepared to have your world turned upside down.
WHY SHOULD YOU USE THE CHEESEGEEK APP?
- Manage your cheese subscription. See what cheeses you have coming up, swap your cheeses, skip your next box, change your delivery frequency. This is the holy grail of managing your cheese subscription and the app is King Arthur.
- Buy cheese, get rewarded. That’s right, come on board and you’ll be joining the world’s first cheese loyalty scheme. If you’re a rolling subscriber, even better...more rewards.
- Track your cheese journey. Ummmm, what was that cheese I tried last month at Fred’s house? NO. Never again will you worry about forgetting your favourite fromage. Save your cheese (not literally - in the cloud), rate your selections, make notes, be happy.
- Tap, tap click. The next thing you know, great cheese is headed your way (in goooorgeous environmentally friendly boxes). That’s the thing - we only stock great cheese. Nothing supermarket-y about our selections, we’re packed with award winners
- FREE next-day delivery. Because let’s face it, no one likes a delivery charge.
- Buy cheese, buy cheeseboxes, it’s gift nirvana. Become an instant gift-giving God. Mates, Dad, Gramps, secret lover, yourself...cheese is a crowd pleaser. Heck, we are surrounded by the stuff and it still makes us smile.
- We’re the UK’s top rated cheese-delivery company (we’ve not made this up - we’re rated 4.8 on Okendo)
- 'The Netflix of Fromage' - GQ
WHEN SHOULD YOU USE THE CHEESEGEEK APP?
- When you have a hankering for cheese, monthly, bimonthly, quarterly or one offs. We have your cheese cravings sorted
- When you have a dinner party and want to seriously impress.
- When it’s 8.59am, it’s your best friend's birthday tomorrow, you’ve forgotten your present (yet again!), cheesegeek to the rescue. We have FREE next day delivery before 9am (hence the 8.59am scenario).
- Trying to locate that hard to find cheese? Order online without lifting more than your finger.
- When you’re isolating (another, yet again!) and need a pick-me-up.
A final word of advice: Subscribe. Because you’re worth it. Download the app, enjoy the ride.
Final, final word: Cheeeeeeese.