You won't stop giggling with our library of hundreds of Original Pinoy Jokes! Choose from different categories like Hirit, Knock Knock, Pick Up Lines, Tawa and Use in a Sentence.
Be the funniest person around simply by submitting your OWN jokes! Get your friends to comment and rate with our simple Pwede! or Corny! feature to figure out if you're a real joker at heart.
You can choose good random jokes or add them as favorites for quick access and fast share humour with friends through Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp or SMS.
We've got a great collection of good funny jokes placed in 31 categories. We will list some of the categories
- Short: Short jokes and quick one liners for all to enjoy. You'll be laughing your guts up in seconds.
- Stupid: Collection of the most silly stupid jokes on the planet. So stupid and hilarious that you just have to laugh at them, stupidity at its finest.
- Little Johnny: Little Johnny Jokes are known and loved the world over. Kids always say the wrong thing at the wrong time and Little Johnny is the worst.
- Chuck Norris: The Fun man number one, the one and only hilarious Chuck Norris.
- Dirty and adult: truly dirty jokes, and only for adults. These are not for kids as many of them are rude, dirty and even filthy. Some sex jokes also.
- Blonde: Everyone loves funny blonde jokes, except maybe blonde people. Well we've got a huge collection of hilarious dirty blonde jokes to laugh at.
- Kids: Collection of short jokes for kids.
- Yo mama: best funny jokes that starts with 'yo mama...'.
- Birthday: Especially for birthdays. Hilarious jokes.
- Clean: For everyone, anyone can laugh with clean jokes this with no exception.
- Good Men & Woman, Boy and girl jokes.
More categories like: Corny, One Line, Tongue Twisters, Naughty, Bar, and many more.
The good jokes are: Chuck Norris, yo mama, blonde, dirty, stupid, clean
- Cow Crack-ups
- Winged Wackiness
- Swimming Snickers
- Pig Snorts
- Froggie Fun
- Cat Chuckles
- Rabbit Roars
- Elephant Eruptions
- Die Laughing Dog Jokes
- Gorilla Guffaws
- Food Funnies
- Delicious Dinosaurs
- Ghost Giggles
- Transportation Tee-hees
- Outer Space Snickers
- Location Laughs
- Tickle the Funny Bone
- Money Mischief
- Word Wisecracks
- Common Chuckles
- Hot Hilarity
- Random Ridiculousness
- Kid Crack-Ups
- Old Weisenheimer
- Simply Silly
- Male Mockery
- Career Cuckles
FIND THE FUNNIEST JOKES HERE!
Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? 18,000 COOL JOKES is an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh. And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on :)
We are happy to present to you, the funniest app for Android!
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
“What are you doing” he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover
“See, I told you he was stupid.”
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says:
- Dang, why are you drinking so fast?
- You would be drinking fast if you had what I have.
- What do you have?
- 75 cents.
Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn’t want any advice.
A blonde call the fire department, because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she replies: “Duh, big red truck!!!”
A little girl asked Santa “Santa, send me a sister.”
Santa said “On one condition, send me your mother”
We have created the most advanced jokes application to give you jokes for your taste. With an intelligent algorithm considering your ratings and other people’s ratings, 18 000 COOL JOKES shows you the next joke you will like, and now you don’t have to read the same joke twice.
* Easy PREV/NEXT navigation
* Shake detection for a random joke
* Rate jokes online
* 18,000+ jokes – no internet connection required
* 49 categories – for anyone and any taste
* 50 best rated jokes – daily and weekly
* Copy to clipboard
SECTIONS & FILTERS
* Favorites section for your favorite jokes
* Kids safe with Adult filter
* Filter by length – short/medium/long
* Settings section accessible from within the app
* Search jokes by keywords
* 40,000+ of funniest free jokes – No internet connection required!!
* 135+ awesome & funny categories – Has anything and everything!!
Have a hearty laughter at the collection of 40,000 of top most popular funny and hilarious best comedy one liners & texts ever. Jokes are sorted in more than 135+ categories just for laugh out loud. LOL! This most popular fun app is sure to add a comic touch & humor to all people with a zeal for comedy; to the hilarious & cheesy good ones and even to the humour less adults.
★ Few of the most popular 135+ joke categories in this app ★
Funny Blonde / Blondes Jokes
Funniest Knock Knock jokes
Kids' Baby Jokes
Elderly Adults Jokes
Funniest Yo Mama bar Jokes
Ant & elephant SMS Jokes
Dirty Masala Bar Jokes
Funniest CID Police Jokes
Answer me this Texts
Funniest Best Lawyer Jokes
Crude & Rude fart Jokes
Marriage & Husband Wife Jokes
Funny Religious SMS Texts
Funny Dumb Women Jokes
Military Sardar Jokes
Cool School fart Jokes
One liners & Aardvark Jokes
Girl Friend New Jokes for Adults
Famous jokes of Yo momma/Yo moma/Yo Mamma/Yo mama, as you would pronounce it. ROFL!
★ Highlights of this most wanted Awesome & Funny Joke book app:
- 40000 of hilarious, funny & cool jokes free in English, to make you laugh your head off. This app has 10000+ installs and almost 100 plus comments.
- Easy Prev/Next navigation of funny & awesome ROFL comedy jokes.
- Move this funniest cheesy jokes app to SD card feature.
- Random Button (It will randomly show any good one of the funnyjokes).
- No need to search 4 jokes e-books anymore. Use this Offline funny jokes app. Cool!
- Jokes starts from where you left last time. Awesome!
- Great fun for kids, adults, girls & teen. Perfect joke books collection!
- SMS cheesy jokes to whoever you want : Share as jokes sms, update as facebook statuses, twitter, watsapp, gmail, etc. (Note:- Need to have Facebook / Twitter/ Watsapp installed to share texts as facebook / twitter statuses updates. Click on share button to send comedies via SMS text messages.)
In this free comic collector app, you're guaranteed to find a funny joke out of 40,000+ jokes from worldwide, to put in your Facebook status or send as text messages or SMS. Several funniest jokes and 9 gags spread across categories like yo momma jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes, vampire jokes, crude bar jokes, clean girly jokes, yo mamma, real masala jokes, adult bedtime joke stories. Time to smile via the best of most popular masti apps!!
Random rude jokes like insult jokes, cannibal redneck jokes, criminal jokes, etc too are provided on a hilarious note. Laugh out loud with this smile bank! The funny bar jokes & masala riddles are not nasty & are not to offend people or everyone. Most of these awesome jokes are clean and good for adults and for kids. Laughter guaranteed from 40000 random jokes and riddles. It would be amazing to know that few of these funniest jokes are real facts in fact.
If it’s a short joke, pokes at ‘yo mama’, funnies about blondes / nasty feminists or men, these hilarious side-splitting quips will lighten your mood & provide a great start or finish to every day, thus help you stay healthy.
Extremely addictive fun house app for funniest and weirdest of top new free jokes, after all in very small space on android mobile phone!! Share with your friends by updating jokes as facebook statuses. This is one of the most popular free apps on the Android market. Impresses your friends more than a funny downloaded ringtone! Add funniest spicy humor to all your relationships. Santa banta, tamil comedies & hindi sardarji jokes are NOT there in this.
**This app has been tested on latest devices such as Samsung Galaxy S3, S2, Samsung Galaxy Y, HTC, Galaxy Note, etc. Please email us if your device is not supported by these needed apps.
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You or one of your friends did something where you just can say: FAIL! ?
With this app you are now able to give an appropriate sound to each situation!
It gives you a big red Button (and a Homescreen Widget) that will play a fail sound when you press it.
With this Fail Button you have always a little gimmick in your pocket to surprise the others!
✔ Multiple Sounds (15+)
✔ Homescreen Widget
✔ Button Animation
✔ Editable playing speed
✔ and much more!
✔ No Advertising!
✔ Smooth Speed Control (with slider)
✔ Set Sounds as Ringtone!
✔ Widget Size is scalable (when supported by your Launcher! (eg. GO Launcher EX, most of the ICS/JB Launchers)
✔ Instant Volume Changing (with slider)
✔ Volume is louder than in the free version!
✔ Enable Vibration (with smooth Vibration Duration!)
✔ Better looking and smoother Animations
Try it out now!
✔For Bug and Features Reports please don't use the comments since I'm not able to response there! ;-) You have my e-mail adress, feel free to contact me!
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The Internet-Permission is needed for the Google Advertise system.
Without it I would not be able to give the Fail Button to you for free!
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- Add your own joke and share with the world.
- Share jokes you love easily on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, LinkedIn, Email, SMS and more.
- Easily scroll through the endless list of Top Jokes and All jokes.
- Rate Jokes you love.
- Add comments to jokes you want to contribute to.
- Think you just want a random joke? The Random joke button helps you with that.
- Easily navigate through Previous and Next joke on the app .
- New jokes are added every single day.
- Chat with others.
- Find other Akpos Jokes users around you.
And lots more...
If you want to buy the source Code contact us on email@example.com
1. 940+ clean Jokes.
2. Jokes have been categories for ease of use.
3. The Application Covers a wide range of Jokes. You may not be interested in all of them So please select the Categories in which you are interested.
Application Cover questions from Following 12 broad Categories.
1. Animal Jokes
2. Business Jokes
3. Funny True Stories
4. Military Jokes
5. Music Jokes
6. Bar Jokes
7. Computer Jokes
8. Funny Thoughts
9. Lawyer Jokes
10. Marriage Jokes
11. Medical jokes
12. Police Jokes
1) Great news for Bill Gates
Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was "not" changing his mind.
Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."
Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have good news and terrible news. The first is that there "is" a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."
Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Secondly, you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95.
FAIL in THAI support both latest FAIL and random FAIL, when you view all of new FAIL, you can recall your memory from old FAIL and make you laugh again.
By the way, FAIL in THAI still lack of feature, but if I still have Android device, and tenacity, I will continually add new feature to this app.
Anyway, if you love this app, please vote 5 stars for it, if not it would be good if you vote 4 stars (just kidding).
Tickle your funny bone with our out of the box Hindi Jokes that will make you roll on the floor laughing. Jokes about love, life, relationships, confusions, crazy words and their meanings, men, women, country and much more to keep you laughing all the way through.
So download your laughter machine right away and start giggling, smiling, LOLing and ROFLing with friends and family. Because jokes in your own language have their own charm they say. Bring on the humour and stay happy each day.
Statutory warning: Some jokes might be so funny; you might laugh to dizziness and get unconscious. Read at your own risk.
This is a widget. Installing it will put a big red button on your homescreen. Nothing else.
Hit the button and your phone will chuckle. Hit it a few times and your phone will get a belly laugh going. It might even get you and anyone in your vicinity going.
I find it particularly useful when someone has said something apparently intended to be funny, but I just cannot be bothered to laugh.
I also use it as self-gratification when I tell a joke - you do not even need anyone else there.
Put a laughter track on your life, with Laugh Box ;)
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