Download Virtual Audience, and you'll never have to pay 50 people to pretend to have a good time again!
With just one click, you can have everything from a subtle giggle to a full-fledged laughter-storm. But that's just the beginning! There is also applause and some serious booing, for those special moments, when anything less would be to lenient.
Just think of all the possibilities! Let's say, your boss just presented the most ridiculous idea, but you couldn't come up with a fun and easy way to ironically show them your disapproval. Why not give him something special this time? Or maybe you're at a poetry reading and think the author deserves some serious boooing, but you happen to be the only guest? Guess what! Virtual Audience it here to help!
Well, it turns out you can! All thanks to MoonYawn, our great new night clock for kids, based on modern technology and our vague ideas about child psychology! It's very simple: let's say you decide that the day should begin at 8 am and the night should begin at 8 pm. All you need to do is to configure the night clock accordingly. During nighttime, the MoonYawn will display night-associated stuff, like stars, dark blue sky, or a banana, er, the moon in a nightcap. Stuff even a child understands. On the other hand, during daytime the night clock will display the sun, bright sky, a cloud and things like that. Easy.
Now back to the Saturday morning - all you have to do is look wearily at the phone and say: 'Look, honey, the phone says it's still sleepy time. Even the moon is asleep. It's too early to get up. See for yourself'. Remember, at this point you need to actually show the phone to the kid. The visual aspect is very important - it's not enough that the night clock manages to convince you it's nighttime. You still need to convince the child it's too early to get up. If you play it right, the child will obediently go back to sleep, full of awe and fear of modern technology.
Yes, we know what you're thinking! It works equally well if you want to get your child to sleep in the evening!
Soon you will understand that MoonYawn night clock gives you enormous power. Please do not misuse it. Setting the night clock to strange hours, shortening or prolonging the day-night cycle may seem like a great idea for a prank, but do not underestimate the power of modern technology. If you succumb to these temptations, soon you may find yourself in a very confused state, unable to tell the day from night, and the sun from the banana, er, moon.