Application in not meant to offend anyone, its for pure entertainment.
Have a laugh at thousands of funny jokes, and add your own.
- Thousands of Free Funny Jokes in many categories (Chuck Norris Facts, Yo Momma jokes, dirty jokes, blonde jokes, riddles,..)
- Send jokes via SMS, text message, Twitter or Facebook
- Add your own funny comment on jokes
In this free app you're guaranteed to find a funny joke to put in your Facebook status or send abh a text message. At least twice as fun, kids. Impresses your friends more than a funny ringtone! You'll slap yourself on your forehead for not downloading this app earlier! This is one of the most popular free apps on the Android market. The great humor you will get from this app rubs off on you! Try it now and you'll see how funny it is.
"It is great when I'm bored, and has some pretty great jokes."
"Great app to entertain the public and has the most but the best jokes ever thanks"
"Love it so much. Better than funnyjunk"
FIND THE FUNNIEST JOKES HERE!
Have you ever been in a company through friends and family, telling each other jokes? 18,000 COOL JOKES is an app that will always give you more and more jokes to tell and laugh. And if you just feel like wasting 5 minutes, you can always open 18000 Cool Jokes and put the smile on :)
We are happy to present to you, the funniest app for Android!
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.
“What are you doing” he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover
“See, I told you he was stupid.”
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says:
- Dang, why are you drinking so fast?
- You would be drinking fast if you had what I have.
- What do you have?
- 75 cents.
Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn’t want any advice.
A blonde call the fire department, because her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she replies: “Duh, big red truck!!!”
A little girl asked Santa “Santa, send me a sister.”
Santa said “On one condition, send me your mother”
We have created the most advanced jokes application to give you jokes for your taste. With an intelligent algorithm considering your ratings and other people’s ratings, 18 000 COOL JOKES shows you the next joke you will like, and now you don’t have to read the same joke twice.
* Easy PREV/NEXT navigation
* Shake detection for a random joke
* Rate jokes online
* 18,000+ jokes – no internet connection required
* 49 categories – for anyone and any taste
* 50 best rated jokes – daily and weekly
* Copy to clipboard
SECTIONS & FILTERS
* Favorites section for your favorite jokes
* Kids safe with Adult filter
* Filter by length – short/medium/long
* Settings section accessible from within the app
* Search jokes by keywords
* 40,000+ of funniest free jokes – No internet connection required!!
* 135+ awesome & funny categories – Has anything and everything!!
Have a hearty laughter at the collection of 40,000 of top most popular funny and hilarious best comedy one liners & texts ever. Jokes are sorted in more than 135+ categories just for laugh out loud. LOL! This most popular fun app is sure to add a comic touch & humor to all people with a zeal for comedy; to the hilarious & cheesy good ones and even to the humour less adults.
★ Few of the most popular 135+ joke categories in this app ★
Funny Blonde / Blondes Jokes
Funniest Knock Knock jokes
Kids' Baby Jokes
Elderly Adults Jokes
Funniest Yo Mama bar Jokes
Ant & elephant SMS Jokes
Dirty Masala Bar Jokes
Funniest CID Police Jokes
Answer me this Texts
Funniest Best Lawyer Jokes
Crude & Rude fart Jokes
Marriage & Husband Wife Jokes
Funny Religious SMS Texts
Funny Dumb Women Jokes
Military Sardar Jokes
Cool School fart Jokes
One liners & Aardvark Jokes
Girl Friend New Jokes for Adults
Famous jokes of Yo momma/Yo moma/Yo Mamma/Yo mama, as you would pronounce it. ROFL!
★ Highlights of this most wanted Awesome & Funny Joke book app:
- 40000 of hilarious, funny & cool jokes free in English, to make you laugh your head off. This app has 10000+ installs and almost 100 plus comments.
- Easy Prev/Next navigation of funny & awesome ROFL comedy jokes.
- Move this funniest cheesy jokes app to SD card feature.
- Random Button (It will randomly show any good one of the funnyjokes).
- No need to search 4 jokes e-books anymore. Use this Offline funny jokes app. Cool!
- Jokes starts from where you left last time. Awesome!
- Great fun for kids, adults, girls & teen. Perfect joke books collection!
- SMS cheesy jokes to whoever you want : Share as jokes sms, update as facebook statuses, twitter, watsapp, gmail, etc. (Note:- Need to have Facebook / Twitter/ Watsapp installed to share texts as facebook / twitter statuses updates. Click on share button to send comedies via SMS text messages.)
In this free comic collector app, you're guaranteed to find a funny joke out of 40,000+ jokes from worldwide, to put in your Facebook status or send as text messages or SMS. Several funniest jokes and 9 gags spread across categories like yo momma jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes, vampire jokes, crude bar jokes, clean girly jokes, yo mamma, real masala jokes, adult bedtime joke stories. Time to smile via the best of most popular masti apps!!
Random rude jokes like insult jokes, cannibal redneck jokes, criminal jokes, etc too are provided on a hilarious note. Laugh out loud with this smile bank! The funny bar jokes & masala riddles are not nasty & are not to offend people or everyone. Most of these awesome jokes are clean and good for adults and for kids. Laughter guaranteed from 40000 random jokes and riddles. It would be amazing to know that few of these funniest jokes are real facts in fact.
If it’s a short joke, pokes at ‘yo mama’, funnies about blondes / nasty feminists or men, these hilarious side-splitting quips will lighten your mood & provide a great start or finish to every day, thus help you stay healthy.
Extremely addictive fun house app for funniest and weirdest of top new free jokes, after all in very small space on android mobile phone!! Share with your friends by updating jokes as facebook statuses. This is one of the most popular free apps on the Android market. Impresses your friends more than a funny downloaded ringtone! Add funniest spicy humor to all your relationships. Santa banta, tamil comedies & hindi sardarji jokes are NOT there in this.
**This app has been tested on latest devices such as Samsung Galaxy S3, S2, Samsung Galaxy Y, HTC, Galaxy Note, etc. Please email us if your device is not supported by these needed apps.
Have a laugh at thousands of dirty jokes, and add your own jokes for adults only.
- Thousands of Free Dirty Jokes and Adult Jokes! Tons of fun!
- Send jokes via SMS, text message, Twitter / Facebook
- Add your own funny comment on jokes
- Make your own profile
- These jokes are for adults only!
So if you're adult, like dirty jokes and want to join the fun, install this free app now!
You can change size/space of fonts as per your need !
Supports day and night mode and much more…down load and enjoy
Humor helps to bring across messages to your partner, colleagues or family, it is not very surprising that it smoothens communication with other target groups & peers.
The lifetime of jokes in vernacular language is very long and so read them freely and enjoy !
A laugh is quite catchy, it's very contagious.
Just one tiny snicker can start laughter outrageous!
The jokes published are either folklore or are mere a translation from other languages available freely on internet . So there is no such copyright as the case may be. If you think by publishing a particular picture or article in this publication your copyright has been violated, or if any person is offended by any material in this publication then please send a mail to so we can remove the particular picture or that article from this publication.
This application has all the jokes viz
Other Features :
>> Favorites List
>> Share to Facebook , twitter , sms , email etc.
Kindly post good comments it helps us to keep developing the application
SantaBanta, Lawyers, Doctor, Bar & Drunkard, Blonde, Marital Jokes, Cartoons, Animations, Funny pictures, Dirty, Friendship, Flirt, Marital Woes, Love, Missing You, Shayari, Wise words, Bollywood, Rajnikanth, Pathan, Funny, Adult, Non-Veg and Hindi SMS and much more in single Santa Banta application.
* You can save the image using long press and it will be saved to your download folder.
* You can share SantaBanta SMS/Joke/Visual using Messaging, Facebook, WhatsApp or Email from the application itself.
* You can browse various categories and subcategories of SMS, Jokes, Visuals, Trivia, Quotes and Hindi content.
* To enable Restricted Categories, go to options and check "Enable Restricted Jokes" and then visit categories page by clicking left most icon at the bottom of application. It will now show Restricted categories as well.
Not only will you enjoy hilarious jokes, you can also share them to your friends via email, SMS, social networking sites like Google+ and Twitter, and more. Or you can add them to your favorites.
Feel free to download the app and give comments, suggestions and ratings.
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All the jokes are in the application, so there is no need to download anything extra! (Application works OFFLINE).
The application includes features such as:
- 10000 of free funny jokes in many categories (Chuck Norris , Yo Momma jokes, dirty jokes, police, vampire, blonde jokes, women and many many more!)
- Add your favorite jokes to favorites,
- Change the font size and style,
- Send jokes via SMS, text message, email, Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and more social networking sites,
- Read a random jokes,
- The possibility of scrolling gestures and jokes by shaking the phone (after activating) at random,
- Set screen orientation and screen sleep.
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it does not speak english,sorry for english speaker
SMS Jokes bietet Ihnen:
- 1750 Sprüche in 35 Kategorien! Und es kommen fortlaufend neue Sprüche hinzu!
- neue und noch nicht gelesene Sprüche werden hervorgehoben.
- Menü basierte Navigation. Keine störenden Buttons sichtbar!
- beste Lesbarkeit mit individueller Schriftgrössen-Wahl.
- elegante und einfach zu bedienende Oberfläche für Android 2.1 - 4.2, mit Swipe Navigation.
- speichern Sie Ihre Lieblingssprüche als Favoriten ab.
- versenden Sie die Sprüche an Ihre Freunde via E-Mail, Facebook, Twitter und natürlich SMS! Inkl. Kopierfunktion für weitere Apps wie z.B. Skype oder WhatsApp!
- Nexus 7 optimiertes Layout!
- Hochauflösende Grafiken, ideal für High-End Geräte!
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For each category the last seen joke is saved, so you can continue reading the jokes later at the actual position.
You can send the jokes by SMS or Email to a friend.
Thousands of jokes in many different categories:
- Animal jokes
- At Work jokes
- Bar jokes
- Blonde jokes
- Celebrity jokes
- Classic jokes
- Clean jokes
- Computer jokes
- Crude Sex jokes
- Dirty jokes
- Funny articles
- Kids jokes
- Lawyer jokes
- Little Johnny jokes
- Marriage and Relationships jokes
- Men jokes
- Naughty jokes
- Nerd jokes
- Police jokes
- Political jokes
- Racial jokes
- Redneck jokes
- Religious jokes
- Sport jokes
- Stupid jokes
- Tasteless jokes
- Woman jokes
- Yo Momma jokes
New jokes will be added soon.
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The application is made specifically for those who, like me, are interested in Arabic culture.
In the application, you will find hundreds of proverbs and sayings Arabic with Arabic literature.
The "Arabic Proverbs in English" can be used anywhere. Ideally suited to pass the time while traveling, in line at the office, in line at the doctor.
I would recommend very highly this application.
What we know of famous Arabs ? Arabs include such personalities as :
- Queen of Jordan - Rania ;
- King of Jordan - Abdullah ;
- Osama bin Laden - known terrorist ;
- Mohamed Atta - known terrorist ;
- Bashar Al Assad - President of Syria ;
- Abu Musab Az -Zarqawi - a known terrorist ;
- Dodi Al Fayed - the lover of Princess Diana Spencer .
As you can see Arabs released to the world many celebrities . Among them were terrorists , scientists ( Arabs have created a number of inventions and a huge contribution to science ) .
The application includes famous quotes of Arab thinkers , philosophers , etc.
Perhaps the only missing for happiness sexy women;-) This will be in future updates.
This game is similar to: "Dirt Road Trucker 3D" and other racing game in Google Play
Promotional picture from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Honda_NSX_red.jpg
If you like listen sounds of dogs you must download my application!
In addition to the sounds of dogs, you will find a great photo of dog!
In my application "The Animal Sounds" you can sounds of cats and great photo of cat. Must have for all cat lovers.
If you like horses, ducks or pigs - my application "The Animal Sounds" is for you too! You can listen to sounds of horses, sounds of ducks and sounds of pigs!
Thats all you can find in my first application on Android operating system "The Animals Sounds"
Listen and enjoy.
I used follow photos in app:
1. "Loop Head Peninsula - Running Brown Horse" (http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/03/05/47/3054748_c0bc7f29.jpg)- Joseph Mischyshyn (http://www.geograph.ie/profile/34083}
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/ CC-BY-SA 2.0
2. "Sheep near Tara " (http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/73/85/738519_d0394de9.jpg) -
3."Mochyn Hapus - A Happy Pig" (http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/57/76/577604_d3efbef6.jpg) - Alan Fryer (http://www.geograph.org.uk/profile/10843)
4. "Cat lying in Sun on Roof" Krappweis/sxc.hu
5. "Bengal Cat relaxing on sofa" Krappweis/sxc.hu
6. Photo of Jon Sullivan/pdphoto.org
Good game to kill time.
The font used in the game comes from http://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/3Dumb?=&filter%5Blicense%5D%5Bapp%5D=Y&filter%5Bfamily_size%5D=1&filter%5Bdownload%5D=all&sort=a2z