Review from Dan Whiting
Most absurdly frustrating game! 5 stars. Just when you think this game has driven you to the peak of frustration and self-loathing, it turns your 10000 balloons into negative 6000 balloons with no explanation. Genius. This game turns you into Jerry. I now hate myself.
This game is amazing, it's basically Bloons Tower Defense, BUT without the added hassle and stress of having to think of where to build towers to defend! I mean, popping balloons with your FINGERS? Simply revolutionary, never before has a game engaged me so actively, the sound of every pop, and seeing that green timer bar and balloon counter go up, just pushes me on and on to get those high scores. Jerry truly is a cool guy. This game truly is cool. 5/5 better than BTD.
Yes I find meditation to be an essence to happiness. With all the complexity life throws at us, it is difficult to free the mind and think of *NOTHING* which is exactly what this game is and does! I am one with the balloon popping. I don't think about anything except popping the next balloon. This is very relaxing and can be played by anyone at any age. Be careful though. Do not get sucked into the nothing like the rock eater and his friends. The nothing can absorb your soul if left unattended.
Best title ever released This is by far the best game I have ever played, I've considered selling my PS4 because there isn't a game out there that comes close to Jerry's game. The sheer magnitude of content will have you playing for hours on end. I may lose my job because I find myself endlessly engrossed in this never ending game. 5 stars for you adult swim!
Personally the best game ever. I met god playing this. He said if i try it out he would bless my family. Amen. This game is not boring at all and Jerry isn't paying me to say this. Possibly Bloons Tower Defense 6. I've heard some pretty wack theories about this game being invented by albert einstein and being sold to Jerry. Some people even say that the balloons in it are symbolical for balloons. I dunno man. Its too crazy for my head.
Spot-on Satire This game is a satire of mobile gaming, and it does a great job at it. Other people are reporting ads that interrupt gameplay, but I didn't experience that, though you can watch videos for free balloons. My favorite part is when you hit a "goal," Rick or Morty somewhat sarcastically congratulate you and you actually get balloons for reaching goals, making the next goal look like you've come further. Brilliant.
Truly a hidden gem in this new world of meta gaming. See the world through the eyes of Jerry. Release your inner Jerry. Achieve Oneness - be the balloon of your dimension. Reach lofty achievements. Unlock new Universes of game. Good for glip glops and meecee's alike. Got squanching time spare? Squanch this! Absolutely the best game ive ever played, on any platform. I recomend this even for those with no eyes or fingers. Achieve new heights of finger dexterity, maybe enough to make Beth take Jerry back. The sky is literally the limit, until you unlock SPACE then stuff gets crazy. Best app in multi-dimensional existence. I am now a Jerry. See balloon, pop balloon. Zen achieved. This is evolution, jump on the train people!