Are you one of those people, who think that barcodes are just a boring sequence of numbers and lines? This app will prove you wrong! Barcodes brim with wisdom – you only need to decipher it.
The scientific community agrees, that the best method for this job is a telepathic oracle octopus. Luckily we happen to employ one.
All the oracle needs, is access to your third eye – no, not the one on your forehead, we mean the camera of your mobile phone – and instantaneously barcodes become a source of wisdom for you.
Simply open the app, focus a barcode of your choice and within a second the hyper-intelligent tentacle creature will send you a message, which is meant only for you - either to your smartphone or directly to your head.
Just like water, elixir of life and home element to the oracle octopus, comes in different degrees of hardness, so does wisdom. With a slider within the app you can choose, if you prefer a motivating aphorism, or if you are rather in the mood for some shrewd octopus humour.
From now on wisdom is litterally lying on the streets for you! All you need is a dumped product packaging! Supermarkets will become temples of knowledge! Barcodes are just hiding everywhere!
Not long and you will be so wise – take care that you don’t grow a long, grey beard – or even tentacles!
Download our app, now, and become a hunter for barcodes – and enlightenment!