At the end of the day, your phone deserves this app, you deserve this app. Balls.ie is more than a website, more than an android app, it's a state of mind. Think Gary Doherty, Terry Phelan or Steve Staunton, think deflected goals, mishandled passes or drop goal attempts to the face and you're thinking Balls.ie.
One thousand man hours a day go into delivering the best and worst that the sporting world has to offer. Click the install button to prevent yourself having to read any more of this.
So we have another 3000 characters to play with here, might as well point out what this app cannot do.
This app cannot make tea, despite hours of testing not one single cup was produced.
This app will not answer to the name Nigel, it has no such capability to reply.
This app will refuse to be operated by a seagull if your phone is robbed by say a seagull. (patent pending)
This app won't help you put up your tent at a festival, you will have to do it yourself.
The Balls.ie app has no eject button
This app cannot be used on a selfie stick, both the stick and the phone will fire into the sky if tried.
There are plenty more things this app can't do, to find out what it can, get it together and install or Dave downstairs will be dead disappointed