On a serious note, fun for all ages, whether you need to pass time or just looking for a laugh... All this for free!
Have fun insulting your friends or enemies by selecting a specific category or randomly generating a two word insult
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Also suggest some insults and which category you would like to see it in.
THE BEST INSULTS SOUND BOARD IN THE WORLD!
Save as ringtones / notifications / alarms FOR FREE.
If your a big movie fan this is a lot of fun, all the movie names are included so you might find something new to watch!
You can also use this sound board as a trivia game!
Strong language in this application!
Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito's Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind, Steven Seagal
INSULT is an application that will generate a creative set of insults that you can share with those who need it most.
* CHANGE who you insult via the Settings menu
* SAY the insult out loud
* SCROLL DOWN to generate more insults (or hit the '+' icon)
* STAR a favourite insult to use for later
* SHARE insults with your friends via Facebook, Twitter or Plain Old Email Because You Want To
* BROWSE through past starred and shared insults - Bask in their majesty!
"I am a powerful person in the lawyering industry and this application suits my personal insult-related purposes" - That Guy
"Sometimes my social graph needs to be TOLD but I don't have the time with my bongo commitments to insult them individually as I would like. This application gives me the time to focus on what truly matters: my own smugness" - Some Hipster
- Favorites list, for that special someone or special moment
- Search with keyword to find that perfect insult
- Share insults with friends, or not friends
- Use next/previous to quickly page through hundreds of insults
- All stored on device, for low resource use, battery consumption and lightning fast access
*We do not condone insulting or hurting others with words.
Long for the days of proper political slanging matches in Australia? Where it was about the quality and constitutions of the people involved not what they did 17 years ago? Do you remember fondly the days of glorious one-liners, zingers and put-downs that were thrown across the aisle with reckless abandon. Do you miss that master of mockery Paul Keating, who was able to effortlessly slice and dice his political opponents in a single sentence?
Well, miss him no longer for with the Paul Keating Insults App for 'Android Linux Platform For Phone Communication Devices', it's like having a tiny Paul Keating in your pocket ready to lend a hand with the perfect insult for any occasion. Amuse your friends, confound your enemies, insult anyone on any medium be it via email, Facebook, Twitter or even In Real Life. Let all talk of scandals, slush funds, press galleries and SMS history fade away as you embrace the heady and intoxicating brew of a real political climate, when politicians were politicians, journalists were journalists and no one would have ever thought ABC24 sounded like 'a good idea'.
This app has been lovingly crafted by Synthetica as a Christmas (and New Year) present to a desperate nation, sorely lacking in political pizzaz and panache. Not only does the app contain nuclear-quality Keating-esque Insults but it comes with a lovely icon carved from the finest pixels by Walkley Award winning (that means he's quite good) political cartoonist Jon Kudelka.
But what are the people saying about this app? Here are a few comments from our beta testers:
"This is the insult generator we had to have. For too long has Australia suffered without Paul Keating's towering and quite ill mannered intellect on the political scene. Remember when Parliament wasn't terrible? Relive the glory days again." - @firstdogonmoon (Walkley Award Winning Cartoonist at Crikey)
"Passive-aggressive is passé. Go nuclear with PJK in your pants." - @leslienassar
"One exclamation mark, Margaret!" - @s_bridges
"An app encapsulating an Australian icon (with an excellent icon). In your phone, right there in black and white, is how colourful Australian politics used to be." - @davidparis
"I don't understand how this is supposed to help me find my keys" - @jason_a_w
Keep insulting your friends and enemies in an even more fun than before. A long list of insults and profanity phrases which you can make a decision that the Android one touch . Share with friends insults and insultales through the most famous media like WhatsApp , E -mail , etc ... It has been enhanced as follows :
- Share your insults and jokes by Whatsapp in a single touch ! .
- Create your own insults , jokes and swear phrases for playback or share with friends .
With a simple touch on the insult or phrase you want to play , Android pronounces to hear that the person you want to insult.
- Multiple languages ( Spanish , English , German, French , Chinese)
- More insults and profanity to cachondearte with friends or phrases annoy your enemies .
Renovated - Design , easy to use and fast ... as sometimes the situation makes you have to insult or offend emergency .
Improvements will be added on a regular basis so that each time podais offend whoever you please with more style.
- Love SMS/Messages
- Friendship SMS
- Reply Me
- Hindi SMS
- Tami SMS
- Rainy Day
- Health Tips
- Insult SMS
- Invention Facts
- Santa Banta
- Todays Thought
- Birthday Messages
- Valentine Day Messages
- Good morning SMS
- Good Night SMS
- Inspirational SMS
- Miss you SMS
- Christmas SMS
- New Year SMS
- Beauty Tips
- Wise Words,
- Science Facts
- Diet Tips,
- Break Up,
- Anniversary SMS
- Sorry SMS
- Rajnikant Jokes
- Mother's Day SMS
- Intersting Facts
- cool Sms
- Computr Jokes
- Best Wishes Sms
- Cricket Sms , etc..
This application is easy to handle and a quikie too. You just select the category then a list of SMS falls on your phone screen select your sms, tap on it and you will get the options to share it.
Select that you want and here you go.Download and Enjoy...
******More Sms/Messages/Jokes and Categories will be added frequently.checkout for Updates******
Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?
Well, now you can!
With the Shakespeare Insult Generator, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.
You can customize the handwriting style!
A completely unique Shakespearean insult will be created each time you use the app!
Have fun with the Shakespeare Insult Generator!
The Shakespearean language of the Elizabethan era will never seem boring again!
The works of William Shakespeare are often dreaded by students because of the language he uses! "Why didn't he use plain, simple English?" is a question often used by students new to the Works of Shakespeare! The answer is, of course, that he did! But the Elizabethan language was different to ours! There weren't so many words and people used a whole variety of ways to spell them as dictionaries weren't available! (There are at least 16 different Elizabethan spellings of Shakespeare!) If Shakespeare was looking for a descriptive word, and couldn't find one he made one up! William Shakespeare invented words, and he used them to good effect when it came to Shakespearean Insults!
Jokes Funny, A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention.Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word "joke" has a number of synonyms, including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip, jape and jest. To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punch line, i.e., an ending to make it humorous.
A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken joke in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl). such as:
- ANIMAL JOKES
- BLONDE JOKES
- DIRTY JOKES
- FAT JOKES
- INSULTS JOKES
- PICK-UP LINES JOKES
- YOMAMA JOKES
- PARTY JOKES
- MARRIAGE JOKES
- FOOD JOKES
See who sends you the most sweary messages and who receives most from you!
Learn what your favourite swearwords are compared with those of your friends.
Find out when most swearing occurs and see clearly the relative offensiveness of different contacts.
Discover your most swearing intensive SMS text messages & explore other statistics relating to your Swearing Analysis results.
Swearing Analysis can detect a large number of swearwords, curse words & profanities. It is regularly updated to keep with current offensive trends! If you love swearing and cussing, this is the app for you.
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