Now you can send free SMS to over 150 countries for free!
Why use 24SMS?
• Send free texts to any mobile device in more than 150 countries.
• Your friends don’t need to have the app to receive your texts.
• Our patent-pending technology allow your friends to reply using most Mobile Phone browsers.
• Can send free SMS from anywhere in the world where you have a data connection or WIFI.
• Unicode (UCS-2) support,you can send SMS in many languages including Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Greek, and Russian.
• 24SMS is one way text.You can only send SMS if your friends do not have SmartPhone.
• You still use your own number to receive SMS.
• Friends need to use Android app or use Mobile Phone browser to reply, they can also use www.24SMS.net to reply.
• Tell your friends, do not use regular Mobile Phone SMS to reply directly.
• We use Google App Engine servers,some countries block access to Google App Engine,24SMS may not work.
• Requires OS 2.1+
Countries you can send free SMS to:
Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Argentina, Armenia, Aruba, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bermuda, Bhutan, Bolivia, Botswana, Brazil, British, Brunei, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Cameroon, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Comoros, Congo, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech, Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican, Ecuador, Egypt, England, Estonia, Ethiopia, Fiji, Finland, France, French, Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Greenland, Grenada, Guam, Guatemala, Guinea, Haiti, Honduras, Hong-Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Korea, Kuwait, Laos, Latvia, Lebanon, Libya, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Malta, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, Norfolk, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Rwanda, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Sierra, Singapore, Slovak, Slovenia, Somalia, Spain, Sudan, Sweden, Switzerland, Syria, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand, Togo, Tonga, Trinidad&Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Turks, U.A.E, UK, Uganda, Ukraine, Uruguay, U.S.A, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vietnam
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All data is downloaded from web service and automatically cached for offline usage later.
If you're having problems with application or just wish to browse quotes in your computer you can do that at:
Comedian list: Adam Ferrara, Amy Schumer, Aziz Ansari, Bill Bailey, Bill Burr, Bill Cosby, Bill Hicks, Bo Burnham, Bob Monkhouse, Brian Regan, Chris Rock, Craig Ferguson, Daniel Tosh, Dara O Briain, Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, David Cross, Demetri Martin, Denis Leary, Dennis Miller, Doug Benson, Doug Stanhope, Dov Davidoff, Dylan Moran, Eddie Izzard, Emo Phillips, Frank Caliendo, Fred Allen, Gabriel Iglesias, George Burns, George Carlin, George Lopez, Gilbert Gottfried, Groucho Marx, Hannibal Buress, Jack Handey, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Carrey, Jim Gaffigan, Jimmy Carr, Joey Adams, John Bishop, Katt Williams, Kevin Hart, Kristen Schaal, Lee Evans, Lee Mack, Lewis Black, Louie Anderson, Louis C.K., Lucille Ball, Marc Maron, Maria Bamford, Michael Ian Black, Mike Birbiglia, Milton Jones, Mitch Hedberg, Natasha Leggero, Patton Oswalt, Richard Pryor, Ricky Gervais, Rita Rudner, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, Rowan Atkinson, Russell Peters, Sarah Silverman, Steve Martin, Steven Wright, Stewart Lee, Ted Alexandro, Tim Allen, Tim Minchin, Tina Fey, Todd Barry, Whitney Cummings, Woody Allen, Zach Galifianakis,
Related keywords: comedians, comedy, funny quotes, jokes, sayings, citations, stand-up, comedy quotes, comedian quotes.
It's been like a couple of years since the last update and I'm sorry for that. I got a lot of hate for publishing an incomplete version and I deserved every bit of insult for that. It was a mistake. I would like to announce that I am making a huge update, which should be published in February or March (2014). Huge thanks for all, who haven't deleted Run Pig Run and I'm loving to see that some of you even like it the way it is. Hopefully, you will like new version even more and, hopefully, some of the "deleters" will come back to at least try the update out!
You can join the alpha testing community here: https://plus.google.com/communities/107435687362778173054?partnerid=gplp0
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Pig-based running & jumping platformer game.
Warning: this is not a completely finished game. You can try it out, but promise to send me an email full of feedback!
*** DEFAULT CONTROLS ***
* Tap left side to jump
* Tap again to "double jump"
* Tap right side to use items if you have collected some and if situation allows it
*** SURVIVAL TIPS ***
* Hold left side after tapping to jump higher
* Combine "jump holding" with "double jump" to jump even higher
* Use beer while running for speed burst (useful for longer jumps and better level completion times)
* Don't use beer before obstacle course which needs short jumps
* Use peppers midair to fly over dangerous area
* You can jump again while flying to avoid bombs
* Sometimes you'll need to use combination of jumps and peppers to get through dangerous areas
* Don't be afraid to crash in to walls - you'll be fine. It's not THAT kind of a game
* Don't complain that this is too hard, because, honestly, it isn't! Level design is quite awful though. Sorry for that...
* Good luck!
1.6 version introduces new power up: chili pepper, which, used midair, allows you to fly a short distance.
1.6.3 version introduces demo boss fight
Known issues I'm already working on:
* improving collision test
* making menus nice and tidy
* creating more maps
* creating more power ups
* creating various unlockables
* redrawing backgrounds
* creating a story line
Thank you for your patience!
Keywords: running game, runner, jumper, jumping, flying, recycling, pig, hog, pork, bacon, beer, fart, burp, oink and other bad manners.
Patikusius anekdotus galima įsikelti į "mėgstamiausius", o spustelėję ant juoko teksto pažymėsite jį "perskaitytu" (kad nesimaišytų).
Veikia ir paieška!
Ateityje programėlė bus tikrai atnaujinama, o pats anekdotų sąrašas pildomas!
Raktažodžiai: anekdotai, humoras, jumoras, juokai, pokštai, juokingi tekstai, cha.
* rename stopwatch
* create categories
* group stopwatches by their type
* autosave results on timer reset
* save results and view them later
* add notes to results
If you experience any kind of problems or would like to see any particular feature - contact me anytime! I'm all for fixing bugs ASAP.
170 Kalėdinių sveikinimų ir net 300 Naujametinių!
Sms tekstai: angliški, apgaulingi, linkintys labos nakties ar labo ryto, liūdni bei romantiški.
Raktažodžiai: Kalėdos, Nauji metai, vestuvės, Velykos, šventės, gimtadienis, juokai, apgaulės, išleistuvės, krikštynos, mamos diena, draugai.
Tvarkinga ir paprasta (bet ne prasta) programėlę lengvam horoskopų skaitymui. Šiuo metu ji yra aktyvaus testavimo ir tobulinimo stadijoje, taigi greitu laiku pasipildys ir informacija ir naujomis funkcijomis.
Raktažodžiai: horoskopai, dienos horoskopas, astrologija, horoskopas pagal ženklą
Programėlėje naudojami vytautus.com horoskopai.
And YOU can make it even cooler by navigating to submission form and sending your funny, smart, cool, romantic or crazy ideas.
Using this love calculator is easy as it can possibly be - enter a couple of names and click "Calculate". *Bam* results are on the screen! Downside is, that your phone must be connected to the internet to work properly, but I hope it won't be a big problem for anyone. Love calculator doesn't use or steal a lot of data - I can promise that!
It's important to note that sometimes results might not be accurate and I can't guarantee full satisfaction - it depends on your personality and, especially, sense of humor.
Great fun on a Valentine's day!
Web version can be found here:
Keywords: love, hate, love calculator, love meter, relationship meter, relationships, meter, women, men, calculator, fun, funny calculator, love game, love gamble, love test, love hurts, sometimes I read hateful comments about how useless my applications are and then cry to my sleep, no one reads these descriptions anyway.
"Beer Bank" application is dedicated for people who take their alcohol debts seriously. Surely, you're one of them and you don't wish to be That Guy, who forgets that someone bought him a glass of beer or a shot. The one, who only takes, but never gives.
Any time when you receive a freebie like a free glass of beer from a friend or unknown drunkard create new debt
for it, so you'd never forget and, when time comes right, approach that gentleman or madam with surprise -
"You know, I can't forget that one beer which saved my evening, so this round is on me!".
The same way you can keep a list of favors/beers expected from other people or just record money you've loaned to someone.
* Can be installed to SDCARD
* Network required for ads and feedback form
* More functions will be available via future updates
Please, report any bugs found and send me comments or future requests - every opinion and report is important to me!
Related keywords: loan shark, pawnbroker, moneylender, shylock, usurer, barter, beer, vodka, wine, liquor, drinking, party, pub, bar, pig, i owe you, you owe me.
* different background
* grayscale mode
* sound options
* AND MORE!
Keywords: pig, bacon stress relief, squeeze toy, stress reliever, funny
There are jokes about accountants, ants, apples, babies, birthdays, blondes (of course), business, cats, computers, criminals, internet, hunting and many many more other things.
That being said and, as you can see, there are many categories for you to chose from!
You can mark jokes as "read" and filter only unread ones later on. Also, add the jokes which made you laugh to "favorites" or share instantly with friends over Facebook, SMS or email!
Tags: funny, comedy, jokes, laugh, smile, yo momma and yo mamma, hilarious, LOL.