Do you need to remember the phonetic sound of your username for IT support?
Are you a rookie fighter pilot?
If the answer to both of these question is yes, you've come to the right place, my main man!
Just type your query in here, and wow the call centre person with your phonetic prowess. They'll be on the other end of the line looking like "ShitJustGotReal.png".
The app also has a history to store the query for safe keeping, with individual clear options, for those phonetic conversions that you'd not like anybody to see.