I have lived the last few years of my life enamoured by your beautiful games. I first downloaded one of your games, SFCave, in the cold winter of 2011, and it warmed my cold heart. However, my passionate, nay lustful feelings for your company didn't begin until a few years later, when i discovered the masterpiece that was Papi Trampoline. I immediately showed all my friends - most were nonplussed sadly, failing to see the beauty of the game, but one girl was as amazed as me. Together, we discovered the huge selection of games you offer, and last year, I proposed to her - and she said yes. Nobody else turned up to our Papi themed wedding, but it didn't matter - she was all we needed. Nine months passed, and our first child was born, whom we named Papi due to her reddish complexion. However, I find myself now on the verge of divorce, and your company is to blame. With your last game, "BroadBean Golf", my relationship with my wife began to struggle. I treated it as the poorly made game it was, and she grew angry at me for "turning against what started our relationship". This has only grown worse with this game. Please save my marriage and my life. Go back to your roots. Thank you.
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Decent game, fun, yet I still prefer the simpler style of Papi. Not a good time killer, unlike other Papi games.
Rolll the papi