The original, best selling, and still the funniest 'Yo Mama' app on the market today. No internet access needed. You'll have your friends cracking up like never before.
- Your friends will be wondering where you're getting all of these great new jokes from. Have a look at our screenshots to see a small sample of what we're talking about.
All of the jokes are grouped by category, always at your fingertips.
'Yo mama so stupid...'
'Yo mama so fat...'
'Yo mama so old...'
'Yo mama so poor...'
'Yo mama so ugly...'
'Yo mama so ...?...'
Quality over quantity. Sure we could provide you with hundreds of the same old tired jokes you've heard 100 times, but if 75% of them are corny, then why waste your time browsing through them. Only the best and most original jokes make the cut.
Help us make this the definitive collection of 'Yo Mama' jokes. Have a great original 'Yo Mama' joke that's not here? Simply email it to us at email@example.com and if it's good, we'll include it in a future update.
SOME OF OUR iTunes USER FEEDBACK:
"Best iPhone/iTouch app on the market today. Buy it. Now. If you don't, yo momma is going to slap you silly." -Giggles
"Definitely worth .99c BUY!!!! Absolutely hilarious" -Bluedevils649
"This app is the best, I can't help but to laugh. Worth 100% of that dollar." -Four Fingered Joe
"That's crazy these jokes r so funny keep giving us more." -S3ANPRO
"Great jokes. Even my mom was cracking up!" -1332468
"So so amazin when I got this app I almost peed myself....best app ever." -Big man 1255
"Amazing i am the king of yo mama at school now." -Gagers28
"Lol this is really funny :) Definitely worth a buck." -MadBrad
"This is so funny I started to cry." -JMK21
"Best app ever. All these jokes r worth 1dollar." -Dabom8527
"This app is awesome!!!!" -lfkdjo
"Buy this app." -C Man 12345
* Remote simple design removed from the complex.
* Download trowels from internal databases for the application to speed emerge.
* Add to Favorites trowels or deleted.
* Search box within the application.
* Daily quote on a specific date to be determined by the user with the suspension property.
* More popular lines to include in the application the user can choose to display the font you want.
* Easy to share on social networking applications such as whatsapp and Viper and Facebook.
* Easy to navigate between trowels through the development of more than a button for it.
* Special shortcut on your phone screen.
* Application settings through which you can change the font type, colors and notices.
And a lot of features you know if the application is loaded on your computer and enjoy the unique features in it.
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* Daily One New Inspiring & Motivational Quote - You will see only one Quote each day.
* Notifications for new quote
* Simple & Pleasant UI
* Options to Share inspiring quotes to your friends, family and loved ones.
* Share quotes using email, sms, whatsapp, hike, bluetooth, Facebook, Twitter, hangout, etc
* Options to Favourite quotes
Also in the top 40 FREE entertainment applications on Google Play and the Amazon Appstore!
Top 10 Apps on AppBrain!
Currently over 900,000 satisfied users World-Wide!
1,000s of the best Yo Mama jokes are now yours for FREE! Enjoy the Best Yo Mama Jokes of all time in this app. Use these awesome insults to own your friends in the next verbal showdown! Please support us by taking a moment to rate this app. Thanks for all the positive feedback and comments! :)
-Thousands of Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh your head off!
-Ability to post jokes to Facebook!
-Ability to email jokes to a friend!
-Random Button (It will randomly show any joke)
-NO internet connection required!
-Ability to post your own jokes!
-Many new features in the menu!
-An Awesome NEW WIDGET that shows a new joke every 30 seconds!
-Jokes start off where you left last time! That means no more repeats!
-The ability to SMS jokes to whoever you want
If you liked this app, then check out the pro version. You will love it! It contains many awesome new features:
FEATURES IN THE PRO VERSION:
-The ability to bookmark jokes that you like (favorites)
-The ability to have your Android phone read jokes aloud! (Text to speech)
-A nice new swipe based interface!
-Many more awesome Yo Mama jokes!
-Plus all the features that you have come to love in our free app and more!
-Best of All... No Ads!
Previous applications by developer have achieved over 1,000,000 users in over 180 countries around the world!
Users have said:
"Best Android game for all ages"
"A fresh concept that jogs the mind and spirit"
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A high priority asset, Bibi, has lost her eggs in the forest as the dread of winter begins to approach. As one of our best operatives, Agent Pearl has been enlisted to aid her with this crisis. It is your job to help Pearl bring Bibis eggs to safety in time and reunite her family. Brave the dangers of the forest as hungry dragons, angry creatures, and magical obstacles try to get the eggs before you can reach them.
This strategic twist on pinball will test your mental abilities and physical dexterity as you attempt to guide Pearl through dozens of levels using collision physics and your mind! This educational game combines animated fun with the learning experience that Yogiplay is famous for.
Operation Pearl is now boosted by YogiPlay. Yogiplay encourages children to learn about intuitive geometry through real world physics and enhances their interaction with the app via the imaginative YogiWorld. In addition, analytics and recommendations provided by Yogiplay and its cloud service create an integrated environment that is guaranteed to provide an action packed content experience that is enjoyable for all ages!
Best of all: there are NO ADS in this FULLY-FEATURED FREE application! So join the sensation that is sweeping the nation by downloading Operation Pearl!
This app has been APPROVED by Amazon and screened by Yogiplay. Both of these companies have extremely high quality standards
Record Audio: Used only for an optional feature that allows Parents to record encouraging messages like "Congratulations!" and send them to their kids through Yogiplay.
Various Internet Permissions: Used for Yogiplay's cloud service which allows users to save progress in game and load the saved game on any other device they own via the Yogiplay account!
SD Card: Used only for the Yogiplay parent account features like the save game functionality. Does not eat up memory!
All of these permissions have legitimate uses that enhance the gaming experience for both kids and parents.
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-Many conversions in 6 categories!
-Volume and Capacity
-Nice user interface
If you liked Revenge of the Zannorgs, you'll love Revenge of the Zannorgs Pro!!!
-More levels than free version
-More grades of difficulty
-Uses tilt controls to shoot down missiles
- Gain extra lives and extra points as you get a higher
Also, please take a moment to actually read the instructions!
-Try different difficulties and levels by selecting the blue orb
After being decimated in an interplanetary nuclear conflict by their enemies, The Nxtros, The Zannorgs are preparing to fight back. They plan to strike at the heart of the enemy with a firebombing campaign on the Nxtro's homeworld. However, the Nxtros will not go down without a fight. Protect the "Nebular" during the siege. Use motion controls to aim your cursor and shoot down missiles before they reeach the Nebular! Best of all, this game is AD FREE!!!
Also please visit our newly updated website to check out our other applications! There are many levels and difficulties, so enjoy!
Also, please take a moment to actually read the
Click on the blue orb to change the difficulty and the different levels. The Green orb has the background and instructions. If level one is too easy, then try level 2. It will be more challenging.
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