The original, best selling, and still the funniest 'Yo Mama' app on the market today. No internet access needed. You'll have your friends cracking up like never before.
- Your friends will be wondering where you're getting all of these great new jokes from. Have a look at our screenshots to see a small sample of what we're talking about.
All of the jokes are grouped by category, always at your fingertips.
'Yo mama so stupid...'
'Yo mama so fat...'
'Yo mama so old...'
'Yo mama so poor...'
'Yo mama so ugly...'
'Yo mama so ...?...'
Quality over quantity. Sure we could provide you with hundreds of the same old tired jokes you've heard 100 times, but if 75% of them are corny, then why waste your time browsing through them. Only the best and most original jokes make the cut.
Help us make this the definitive collection of 'Yo Mama' jokes. Have a great original 'Yo Mama' joke that's not here? Simply email it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org and if it's good, we'll include it in a future update.
SOME OF OUR iTunes USER FEEDBACK:
"Best iPhone/iTouch app on the market today. Buy it. Now. If you don't, yo momma is going to slap you silly." -Giggles
"Definitely worth .99c BUY!!!! Absolutely hilarious" -Bluedevils649
"This app is the best, I can't help but to laugh. Worth 100% of that dollar." -Four Fingered Joe
"That's crazy these jokes r so funny keep giving us more." -S3ANPRO
"Great jokes. Even my mom was cracking up!" -1332468
"So so amazin when I got this app I almost peed myself....best app ever." -Big man 1255
"Amazing i am the king of yo mama at school now." -Gagers28
"Lol this is really funny :) Definitely worth a buck." -MadBrad
"This is so funny I started to cry." -JMK21
"Best app ever. All these jokes r worth 1dollar." -Dabom8527
"This app is awesome!!!!" -lfkdjo
"Buy this app." -C Man 12345
“Funny” is an understatement to what you will find inside. From funniest SMS, one liners, blonde jokes, flirts and seasonal punch backs, these jokes will turn your laughter into tears of craziness.
In the world full of LOL, ROFL and LMFAO, we bring about the best of the humor world on your fingertips.
With more than 50,000 downloads, we have got some amazing user reviews :
“Get me funny jokes to relax at my company. It is so funny, very easy to read a joke. I love this app so much.” – App User
“Pretty funny! Most jokes are pretty hilarious, especially the ones about the blondes.” – App User
## Funny Jokes LOL! (English) has some great Features :
• Hundreds of funny jokes, SMS and one-liners for FREE.
• Different jokes Categories such as animal, blonde, christmas, doctor, flirt, insults, yo mama jokes etc.
• Share these funniest jokes and SMS with your friends.
• Add your favorite funny jokes to the Favorites list.
• Great Tablet optimization.
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A joke a day keeps the doctor away!
Welcome to the hilarious handpicked collection of Punjabi jokes to fill your life with fun and laughter!
Download, lay back & roll into the humorous world of Punjabi jokes.
Direct SMS and Facebook Wall Post functionality...
1. Simple, easy to use & well designed.
2. You can easily SMS the joke with a single tap.
3. You can also post jokes on your Facebook wall
4. Regular updates with hilarious jokes.
5. Classy yellow background.
6. Easy to use with smart controls.
7. Full screen usage
8. Works on all devices
9. Excellent customer support
Disclaimer: This app was not created with the intention to offend any personality,institution,any caste or group of people. It was just created to provide a few laughs. The content in the app has been taken from the web. Any offense can be reported via email.
This is a widget. Installing it will put a big red button on your homescreen. Nothing else.
Hit the button and your phone will chuckle. Hit it a few times and your phone will get a belly laugh going. It might even get you and anyone in your vicinity going.
I find it particularly useful when someone has said something apparently intended to be funny, but I just cannot be bothered to laugh.
I also use it as self-gratification when I tell a joke - you do not even need anyone else there.
Put a laughter track on your life, with Laugh Box ;)
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Includes amazing art, random modes and mode selection. The mama categories include Fat, Stupid, Poor and Ugly. Also included is a sharing ability, so you can share via e-mail, twitter, facebook, bluetooth... Tap the middle of the screen to get a random joke, or use the Next and Previous buttons to go through in order.
- Yo' Momma so FAT
- Yo' Momma so STUPID
- Yo' Momma so POOR
- Yo' Momma so UGLY
Yo Moma so fat, she fell out of both sides of her bed.
Yo Moma so dumb, she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo Moma so poor, that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo Moma so ugly, she put the Boogie man outta business.
Get the best mamma jokes money can buy! All here in one app.
No internet connection required!
Also in the top 40 FREE entertainment applications on Google Play and the Amazon Appstore!
Top 10 Apps on AppBrain!
Currently over 900,000 satisfied users World-Wide!
1,000s of the best Yo Mama jokes are now yours for FREE! Enjoy the Best Yo Mama Jokes of all time in this app. Use these awesome insults to own your friends in the next verbal showdown! Please support us by taking a moment to rate this app. Thanks for all the positive feedback and comments! :)
-Thousands of Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh your head off!
-Ability to post jokes to Facebook!
-Ability to email jokes to a friend!
-Random Button (It will randomly show any joke)
-NO internet connection required!
-Ability to post your own jokes!
-Many new features in the menu!
-An Awesome NEW WIDGET that shows a new joke every 30 seconds!
-Jokes start off where you left last time! That means no more repeats!
-The ability to SMS jokes to whoever you want
If you liked this app, then check out the pro version. You will love it! It contains many awesome new features:
FEATURES IN THE PRO VERSION:
-The ability to bookmark jokes that you like (favorites)
-The ability to have your Android phone read jokes aloud! (Text to speech)
-A nice new swipe based interface!
-Many more awesome Yo Mama jokes!
-Plus all the features that you have come to love in our free app and more!
-Best of All... No Ads!
Previous applications by developer have achieved over 1,000,000 users in over 180 countries around the world!
Users have said:
"Best Android game for all ages"
"A fresh concept that jogs the mind and spirit"
There is a crisis in the jungle that needs intervention! The secret organization ETHOS has chosen you to proceed with the operation. Your mission, should you choose to accept it will be defined in the following statement. This message will self-destruct in 30 seconds.
A high priority asset, Bibi, has lost her eggs in the forest as the dread of winter begins to approach. As one of our best operatives, Agent Pearl has been enlisted to aid her with this crisis. It is your job to help Pearl bring Bibis eggs to safety in time and reunite her family. Brave the dangers of the forest as hungry dragons, angry creatures, and magical obstacles try to get the eggs before you can reach them.
This strategic twist on pinball will test your mental abilities and physical dexterity as you attempt to guide Pearl through dozens of levels using collision physics and your mind! This educational game combines animated fun with the learning experience that Yogiplay is famous for.
Operation Pearl is now boosted by YogiPlay. Yogiplay encourages children to learn about intuitive geometry through real world physics and enhances their interaction with the app via the imaginative YogiWorld. In addition, analytics and recommendations provided by Yogiplay and its cloud service create an integrated environment that is guaranteed to provide an action packed content experience that is enjoyable for all ages!
Best of all: there are NO ADS in this FULLY-FEATURED FREE application! So join the sensation that is sweeping the nation by downloading Operation Pearl!
This app has been APPROVED by Amazon and screened by Yogiplay. Both of these companies have extremely high quality standards
Record Audio: Used only for an optional feature that allows Parents to record encouraging messages like "Congratulations!" and send them to their kids through Yogiplay.
Various Internet Permissions: Used for Yogiplay's cloud service which allows users to save progress in game and load the saved game on any other device they own via the Yogiplay account!
SD Card: Used only for the Yogiplay parent account features like the save game functionality. Does not eat up memory!
All of these permissions have legitimate uses that enhance the gaming experience for both kids and parents.
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If you liked Revenge of the Zannorgs, you'll love Revenge of the Zannorgs Pro!!!
-More levels than free version
-More grades of difficulty
-Uses tilt controls to shoot down missiles
- Gain extra lives and extra points as you get a higher
Also, please take a moment to actually read the instructions!
-Try different difficulties and levels by selecting the blue orb
After being decimated in an interplanetary nuclear conflict by their enemies, The Nxtros, The Zannorgs are preparing to fight back. They plan to strike at the heart of the enemy with a firebombing campaign on the Nxtro's homeworld. However, the Nxtros will not go down without a fight. Protect the "Nebular" during the siege. Use motion controls to aim your cursor and shoot down missiles before they reeach the Nebular! Best of all, this game is AD FREE!!!
Also please visit our newly updated website to check out our other applications! There are many levels and difficulties, so enjoy!
Also, please take a moment to actually read the
Click on the blue orb to change the difficulty and the different levels. The Green orb has the background and instructions. If level one is too easy, then try level 2. It will be more challenging.
Specialty Trading Corporation
-Many conversions in 6 categories!
-Volume and Capacity
-Nice user interface