We have collected thousands of illustrated quotes, memes and sayings for your daily humor dosage. Interested in college sex pranks, fail text messages? Are you always hungry for LOL, OMG or ROFL photos? Do you like troll comics, weird or silly fun facts?
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Integrated image editor enables you to easily create your own content and share it with everyone else. You can also save favorites on your device for later use.
Native Facebook integration enables you to post your favorite stuff directly on your wall, upload content, vote and comment.
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• Image editor. Add your own text, scale, crop, upload and save photos.
• Save Favorites in Image Gallery.
• Share with Facebook or Google+.
• Tablet optimized.
• Images caching for smooth user experience.
We hope that you will have fun while using it as we did while making it :), enjoy!
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positions and several others.
Start with the first 15 positions in this version. Over 30 more are coming
as free updates!
Keep your lover and yourself pleased, excited and surprised! Or just have
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Do you need a smile on your boring day?
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Welcome to Funny Quotes! Here is a daily updated funny quotes to brighten your day! All is free!
Here you will find various funny quotes, funny poems, humor, funny images collection.
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Whoever you are, maybe you are come from a far away land, maybe you don't understand my language, maybe you are from a country that i never heard the name...
One thing is sure, everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
So, whoever you are, wherever you are, lets make this world brighter, starting with a smile :)
*Real Warning: these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
-> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-> I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
-> Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
-> My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-> My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-> I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
-> Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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I have also put to use while you will enjoy seeing the pictures, the option to share (by facebook,whatsapp,gmail,...) that joy with your family or with your friends.
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Finally, remember that if you're happy, I'm happy.
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U can also use images as wallpaper or background and cover of facebook profile.
1. Can zoom in and out the image
2. Can share the image
3. Can Email
4. Can Copy image in SD card.
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★ TV로만 봐왔던 레드썬 김영국 교수님의 최면을 똑같이 직접 체험할 수 있습니다. ★
[ 레드썬 김영국 교수 - TV 출연 경력 ]
- MBC : TV특종 놀라운 세상(2년반 고정출연)등
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- 일본니혼 TV : 특명 리서치 등
- MBC 에브리원 : 퍼펙트 브라이드 등
- TVN : 미스테리 묘, 리얼스토리, 남편이 죽었다 등
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- 기타 국내외 공중파 및 케이블 방송 300회 이상 출연
■ 서비스 소개 ■
“ 최면을 이용하면 부부의 성이 매우 긍정적인 부분으로 진행 할 수 있습니다. “
최면의 가장 큰 전재는 사람은 무한한 잠재력을 가지고 있다라는 것입니다. 즉, 없는 능력을 만들지는 못하지만 있는 능력을 최대한 강화시켜줄 수는 있다라는 것입니다.
최면을 통하면 부부의 섹스가 상당히 긍정적인 부분으로 진행할 수 있다는게 많은 최면 연구가들의 공통적인 의견입니다.
쉽게 말해서 최면 섹스라는 부분은 여러 가지 분야에서 접근할 수 있습니다. 저의 지금까지 경험으로는 최면을 이용하면 부부관계의 느낌을 폭발적으로 향상시킬 수 있습니다.
스마트폰은 직접적으로 마주보면서 터치를 이용하여 직접 진행하는 최면이 아니라 녹음한 음성을 이용하는 최면이므로 한계를 가지고 있습니다. 하지만 자주 들으면서 최면에 걸릴 수 있다는 자신감으로 이용한다면 충분한 효과를 기대할 수 있다고 봅니다.
그리고 여기에는 최면을 통해서 부부관계를 효과적으로 개선시킬 수 있는 일반적인 내용이 포함되어 있습니다.
1) 첫번째는 성감 개발 최면입니다.
사람들은 많은 성감대를 가지고 있지만 다른 감각과 마찮가지로 개발하지 않으면 퇴화가 됩니다.
최면을 통해서 성감을 강화하고 개발하면 부부관계를 하면 할 수록 더욱더 좋은 느낌의 성감이 개발됩니다.
2) 두번째는 정력 증강 최면입니다. 아무리 정력이 강한 남자라고 하더라도 이성앞에서 자신감이 없거나 스스로 위축이 된다면 아무런 의미가 없습니다. 자신을 이 지구상에서 가장 정력이 강한 남자라는 느낌을 심어주어 부부관계에 있어서 최고의 자신감을 심어주는 최면입니다.
3) 세번째는 최면 섹스 최면입니다. 최면을 이용하여 자신이 가장 섹스하고 싶은 이성을 상상하고 옷을 벗는 모습, 입을 마추는 모습, 애무하는 모습, 터치하는 모습, 섹스를 하는 모습 등 점점 최고의 황홀경에 이르게 유도하여 부부간의 환상적인 모습으로 승화시키는 최면입니다.
- 레드썬 김영국 –
■ 컨텐츠 구성 ■
- STEP 01 – 개요
[최면섹스에 대한 전체적인 설명]
- STEP 02 – 성감 개발
[성감을 강화하고 개발시켜줌]
- STEP 03 – 정력 증강
[이세상에서 가장 강한 남자라는 느낌을 심어줌]
- STEP 04 –최면 섹스
[ 부부관계의 섹스를 개선시켜줌 ]
[ 이용안내 ]
1. Step당 1주일 이상 반복해서 충분히 효과를 느낀 후 다음단계로 진행하시기 바랍니다.
2. 본 체험 서비스는 반복해서 들을수록 더 좋은 효과를 기대합니다.
3. 최면 실행 도중 중간에 멈출 경우 반드시 처음부터 다시 이용하기 바랍니다
4. 이어폰을 사용하여 가급적 조용하고 안락한 분위기에서 편안한 마음을 가지고 체험을 하시기 바랍니다.
5. 최면은 믿음이 중요합니다. 편안한 마음으로 최면에 걸릴 수 있다는 희망을 가지고 차분히 들어보시기 바랍니다.
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