A truly amazing application. Fixes EVERYTHING* with a single click. World Hunger? Fixed War and Famine? Fixed Dishonest Politicians? No Problem
Ask yourself, at what price, World Peace? Billions? Not even close! For the price of a cup of coffee you can improve the lot of your fellow man!
"But I'm not that nice a person", I hear you say. "POPPYCOCK!" I say, but let us, for argument's sake, consider the benefit of having such a marvellous power at your fingertips... should you choose to WITHHOLD your blessing...
THAT'S RIGHT! this ONE application can be used to FIX the world's ills OR NOT - ENTIRELY AT YOUR COMMAND... Now ask yourself, how could you NOT buy at such a low price!
*"EVERYTHING" may or may not include actual things