Here is some bull article trying to encourage you to download the app. You were probably expecting some hippy crap about myself and the inspiration to this app such as:
Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)
…lame. Saucer boy would approve of GNARPP. Download. Sign Up. Have fun!