John Dies at the End

Blackstone Audio Inc.

Narrated by Stephen R. Thorne

14 hr 17 min
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Stop.You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands.No, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you.My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye.The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.The important thing is this: the drug is called Soy Sauce, and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do.I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: none of this was my fault.
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Publisher
Blackstone Audio Inc.
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Published on
Mar 1, 2011
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Duration
14h 17m 12s
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ISBN
9781609982416
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Horror
Fiction / Humorous / General
Fiction / Science Fiction / Action & Adventure
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Eligible for Family Library

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