Violence. Speed. Momentum.

· Simon and Schuster · Narrated by Dr Disrespect
4.7
70 reviews
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6 hr 26 min
Unabridged
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About this audiobook

Too much power. Wow. Too much energy. Wow. Too much anticipation. WOW. It’s the nationally bestselling memoir from the biggest star in gaming: Dr Disrespect.

Dr Disrespect is a 6-foot-8 freak of nature with a 37-inch vertical, the two-time, back-to-back 1993–94 Blockbuster Video Game Champion, and in his factual opinion, the most dominant international gaming superstar in the history of the world.

It was just a matter of time before Western civilization came begging Doc to save literature by writing a memoir that reads like a vicious, muscular lion clawing his way through the rocks, roaring in anger and dominance. Here you will find his deepest, most intimate secrets. The untold history of his mysterious, legendary origins and his rise to unparalleled dominance. And most of all, you will find out what, exactly, Doc’s a doctor of.

Are you ready for a book with the rhythm of a sleazy ’70s muscleman and the ruthlessness of a ’90s serial killer? A journey that stares down the long, dark alley of your fears and never looks back? Does your warrior’s heart yearn to reach the tippity top of the mountain just to realize you’re still only halfway up?

If so, firm handshakes, Champion: Welcome to the salvation of literature.

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4.7
70 reviews
Devon Simpson
May 25, 2021
Wow wow wow. I am casual Doc fan just catch some of his content here and there. This was the best audio book purchase I've made. Some of the funniest satire out there. Doc is the illegitimate son of Ron Burgundy and chuck Norris combined. Doc is the embodiment of the slick toung of Ron Burgundy and the tough as nails persona of chuck Norris all rolled up into one two time champion. This audio book should be worth $300,000 and require ownership of a black obsidian midnight onyx Lamborghini Diablo
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CrashMcqueen
March 31, 2021
I read the first 10 pages to my little cousin before baseball and he went 4-4 with 5 grand slams and karate chopped the back catcher in the neck after his 4th and got kicked out. He proceeded to bully the umpire into allowing him to pinch hit in the bottom of the 7th down 3 runs and hits another grand slam under a fake alias for his 5th. Tee-ball owes this book for the performance as my cousin before today never played baseball, he was into curling, the book just took him over.
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Adan Del Toro
October 20, 2023
I grew 4 inches, kda increased by 2xs, everyone idols me now! The narrator gave me chills. Their voice is like a chorus of angelic angels.
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About the author

Dr Disrespect is the most famous, dominant gamer in the history of the world. The Back-to-Back 1993–94 Blockbuster Video Game Champion, he has a powerful 6-foot-8 frame, a 37-inch vertical leap, and a wavy, gleaming mullet like black diamonds. The Doc currently resides in his multi-million-dollar top-secret complex, where he spends his time closing monster deals on his flip phone, driving his slate-black Lamborghini Diablo, and intimidating his enemies with his mustache, Slick Daddy. Violence. Speed. Momentum. is his first book, and a national bestseller.

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