Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

Frendrussi Press

Narrated by Tom French

5 hr 21 min

Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart.

These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all the parts of the Bible they don’t teach in Sunday school - but probably should.

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude is a hilarious, Christ-centred, and somewhat inappropriate look at some of the least known and discussed parts of the Bible. It's ideal for anyone who thinks nudity, poop, and farts are funny.

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Frendrussi Press
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Published on
Oct 17, 2019
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Duration
5h 21m 39s
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ISBN
9780648304159
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Language
English
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Humor / Topic / Religion
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