And maybe a stray love potion while she’s at it. Without a decent payday in months, she's close to calling it quits, and if she doesn’t come through, her reputation (and the prospect of more customers) will be ruined.

Between an insolent spell book, an old friend too sick to run her favorite tavern and a new guy in town who is the object of every maiden’s desire, Gretchen scrambles to keep everyone happy. 

Trip trap, trip trap, this troll packs a mighty punch.

A potion cocktail has unintended side effects with massive ramifications and Gretchen has no idea how she did it. If she doesn’t fix it, she’ll be forced to hang up her witches hat and serve drinks for the rest of her days.

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Witches Teeth

The last time Gretchen thought about tooth fairies she was a kid, but now she has an unwanted night visitor fixated on her chompers. When she learns that witches teeth are a valuable commodity, Gretchen draws a link between the realm of tooth fairies and her missing Great Aunt Esme.

Psycho Mirror

A morning which started with tax collectors ends up with Gretchen offering her clandestine services to the King himself. One friend is missing, the other arrested, both of them in the kingdom of Extor. With a little help from the Witches Academy, Gretchen must figure out what an enchanted mirror has to do with the current state of politics.

Halloween Date Night

Ghosts run rampant in fleshly bodies under the Halloween moon, and Gretchen only wanted a quiet night in to perform a summoning.

But then she met Ed, and things went downhill from there. This ghost failed to materialize, and is late for a date night with his wife

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‘Irresistibly like Terry Pratchett's Discworld Witch books’ - Two Books Blog

Hauled to the palace in secrecy by the city guards, Gretchen is handed a commission by the King himself. The offer is too good to refuse, but when she’s locked in a dungeon with bickering goblins and a smug dragon, the proposition starts looking shady.

A damsel is in distress. A prince is on his way. All is not as it seems. 

Living from hand to mouth, Gretchen pushes aside her reservations to keep her eyes on the prize; the King’s coin. To earn it, will she be willing to take the dragon by the horns? When a ‘happily ever after’ is at stake, she must paint a heroic picture for those who are watching.

Because when this fairy tale goes down in the history books, the people behind the scenes fade into obscurity… which is exactly how Gretchen wants it.

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The Damsel Gauntlet

Gretchen is down on her luck, until she gets a commission from the King himself. A damsel is in distress. A prince is on his way. All is not as it seems. To skid to the finish line, he must face a wraith, goblins and a mighty dragon. But to get the gold, Gretchen must ensure he looks the part. Fairy tales are written by the victorious, after all.

Of Hair and No Hair

Gretchen will do anything to win the pumpkin growing competition at the county fair, but things get hairy when Rapunzel turns up at the eleventh hour. Two potions. One mixup. A calamity of tall proportions. But that won’t stop Gretchen from getting to that fair, even if she has to drag Rapunzel with her. 

A Royal Froggy Problem

It started with toads, but a much froggier prince problem was on its way. Gretchen is swept into a diplomatic debacle when her best pal is falsely accused of hexing the Prince of Sharen. With a name as notorious as Nora’s, it's no wonder the finger is pointed straight at her.

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One friend is missing, the other arrested, both of them in the kingdom of Extor. With a little help from the Witches Academy, Gretchen must figure out what an enchanted mirror has to do with the current state of politics.

But balancing the competing needs of her pals leaves Gretchen scrambling, and one may be key to the other. From the palace to the dungeons, Gretchen must tread lightly to get out unscathed.

An unwieldy game of treason and intrigue where the people she cares for are pawns.

Gretchen may have agreed to work in the King and Academy’s interest, but this witch isn’t known for toeing the line.

Gretchen is swept into a diplomatic debacle when her best pal is falsely accused of hexing the Prince of Sharen. With a name as notorious as Nora’s, it's no wonder the finger is pointed straight at her.

Clearing her name is impossible, but reversing the spell will avert disaster. Undoing another witches curse is trickier than it sounds though, and this one is a real doozy. They will need to travel further than they expected to find the answers, and set foot in places where witches aren't welcome.

Is the real question who put the hex on him in the first place?

It’s not just Nora’s fate in the balance. If the people of Sharen had it their way, they’d bridle every witch in the world.

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Two potions. One mix-up. A calamity of tall proportions. But that won’t stop Gretchen from getting to that fair, even if she has to drag Rapunzel with her. 

When one of her dearest friends has skin in the game, Gretchen’s blunders puts her position as an official at risk. But as usual, Gretchen keeps her blinkers firmly in place. Along with Rapunzel watching the clock to make sure she gets to her party on time, this county fair has never seen a spectacle quite like it. 

Sabotage, subterfuge and recklessness won't save the day.

Taking responsibility will. A hard pill to swallow, Gretchen has to decide what's more important to her; a ribbon or a friendship.

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When she learns that witches teeth are a valuable commodity, Gretchen draws a link between the realm of tooth fairies and her missing Great Aunt Esme. Her spellbook knows something, and Gretchen is determined to uncover the truth.

Nobody who ventures to the fairy realm ever returns, and the treaty forged between their worlds is long forgotten. But what lurks in their forests is gaining hold over fairy territory, and two youngsters are held hostage.

Sinister shadows. Tangled webs. Sticky hives.

Gretchen’s first promise is to save the children, but seeking answers to her Aunt’s fate hangs in the balance. 

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The Troll and the Minotauress

 A troll’s path to love will have Gretchen walking around in circles to come rescue him, but she’s on the clock if she wants to get out in one piece. A treacherous labyrinth lies on a stark island in the shadow of a crystal fortress, and Gretchen must traverse its dangers to get her friend back home. But trying to convince a troll in love is a different story.

A Very Krampy Christmas

Christmas Eve is never a good time to have the sheriff come by after dark, and after Gretchen protests her innocence, it’s up to her to clean up Edgewater’s Krampus plague. Demonic cleanup is witch business, after all. Baffled at the swarm of pint-sized Christmas tricksters, Gretchen must find out who is behind the summoning so she can banish the horde.

An Elvish Sweatshop

A proposed business venture turns into exactly the kind of covert rescue mission Gretchen promised herself to avoid. But being a responsible parent and setting a good example sometimes don’t go hand in hand. And if Gretchen isn’t careful, she’ll prove everyone who doubted her ability to raise a fledgling witch right.

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And evict her new houseguest while she’s at it. Nora has given up her position with the baron, and has grandiose plans of taking up a seat on the Witches Council. Gretchen doesn’t have the heart to tell her it’s a long shot, but can’t put up with her crowding up the cottage indefinitely.

Damned souls and secrets kept by the Witches Council twine together, and hats aside, the horseman must be dealt with. All Gretchen knows is her pal needs some renewed purpose… and her damn hat back.

Curses, coverups, and politics make for dark machinations.

And what is a witch without her hat, anyhow?

A treacherous labyrinth lies on a stark island in the shadow of a crystal fortress, and Gretchen must traverse its dangers to get her friend back home. But trying to convince a troll in love is a different story.

Tangled vines and endless paths are the least of Gretchen’s woes. Eating the maze’s bounty could have her sticking around much longer than she’d planned.

Smoke, mirrors, and illusion are no match for Gretchen’s intestinal fortitude.

Save a friend, defeat the trickster, and figure out what Jurgen’s new girlfriend is really hiding. Gretchen has landed herself in a real pickle this time!

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The Head of the Horseman

Getting waylaid in the forest by a headless horseman wasn’t what Gretchen was expecting in the dead of night, and she’s on a mission to get her hat back from this ghostly thief. And evict her new houseguest while she’s at it. Nora has given up her position with the baron, and has grandiose plans of taking up a seat on the Witches Council. Gretchen doesn’t have the heart to tell her it’s a long shot, but can’t put up with her crowding up the cottage indefinitely.

The Kingmaker’s Sword

Gretchen always knew her trusty infinity pouch held a world full of secrets, but she didn’t imagine she was carrying around a relic that could bring down a kingdom. Or that it would land her into a boiling pot where she ends up a fugitive from the witches and wizards alike. But standing accused of a shocking crime she didn’t commit, this witch refuses to give in.

Queen Mab’s Castle 

The glimmer of a portal in the sky is too much to resist when Gretchen finds herself feeling old and frumpy. And on the other side it’s all booze and parties. Then she finds someone who looks a lot like Aunt Esme, and all thoughts of a bender are pushed aside. Fleeing into the fairy forest, Gretchen learns she’s stumbled into Queen Mab’s realm, and is now the fox fleeing the hounds.

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Demonic cleanup is witch business, after all. Baffled at the swarm of pint-sized Christmas tricksters, Gretchen must find out who is behind the summoning so she can banish the horde. The town is a mess, families are hiding in the local tavern, and Gretchen is freezing her backside off as she tries fruitlessly to come up with a plan.

But if she doesn’t fix the krampus problem, she will have ruined Christmas in the eyes of the townsfolk. And all she’d wanted was a quiet night in.

An old friend, a new friend, and a magical solution of epic proportions will save the day.

The question is whether the village will be grateful or livid at the colossal damage bill come morning.

But being a responsible parent and setting a good example sometimes don’t go hand in hand. And if Gretchen isn’t careful, she’ll prove everyone who doubted her ability to raise a fledgling witch right. 

With an insurmountable debt looming over her head, a fight with her sister, and the plight of arctic elves landing on her doorstep, Gretchen is forced to make tough choices. But with more than her own neck to risk this time around, the stakes are higher.

Revenge is usually a dish best served cold. But passion for freedom will drive sparks to fire.

But will luck be with Gretchen this time around? Or will Piper be the one to bring about justice?

But then she met Ed, and things went downhill from there. This ghost failed to materialize, and is late for a date night with his wife. Distraught, he seeks Gretchen’s help to get a firm handle on things.

In her haste, Gretchen’s spell to put things right have unintended consequences, and Ed’s wife is in danger from his own animated remains. On a night when the village is vigilant, zombie cleanup is a fraught business.

On the night of the dead, calamity is coming.

Gretchen must save the village, avoid the hangman’s noose, and solve the mystery of this couple’s ghostly dysfunction. Dawn never seemed so far away in her life.

Or that it would land her into a boiling pot where she ends up a fugitive from the witches and wizards alike. But standing accused of a shocking crime she didn’t commit, this witch refuses to give in.

An old friend in a dank sanctuary is all she has up her sleeve, and with a bit of ingenuity and kindness, she hatches a plan to be rid of the relic and clear her name.

The kingdom depends on her, even if the monarchy doesn’t know it.

And what does she have to lose? Only her livelihood, freedom, and a friend from the other side of the aisle.

Then she finds someone who looks a lot like Aunt Esme, and all thoughts of a bender are pushed aside. Fleeing into the fairy forest, Gretchen learns she’s stumbled into Queen Mab’s realm, and is now the fox fleeing the hounds.

Her savior whisks her underground and out of sight, and from there they must head to the castle where Queen Mab’s stronghold offers the only chance at returning home. But dark secrets stand between them and their destination.

Which side of the portal does she really want to stay on, anyway?

Gretchen must confront her past, accept her present, and decide her future. Oh, and fix a broken system enslaving folks from back home.