<b>1. How To Bottom Like A Porn Star:</b> Techniques for no-pain, no-stain intercourse
<b>2. How To Top Like A Stud:</b> Getting and staying hard, thrusting techniques
<b>3. How To Give Head Like A Porn Star:</b> Secret pressure points that reduce men to tears
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<h1><b>Book #3: How To Give Head Like A Porn Star</b></h1>
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In the war between his heart and his privates, 27 year-old Dale Dent thinks he wants his heart to win, but does he really? After all, every Mr. Right turns into Mr. Wrong the minute he gets serious. The “vulgarian,” Dale’s raunchy best friend, meanwhile, lives for endless one-stands and laughs at Dale’s romantic dreams.
Dale’s uproarious attempts at finding Mr. Right—from bar hopping to gym ratting and everything in between—always seem to end up just this side of wrong. But when a charming, brilliant, and beautiful young man refuses to play his games, Dale learns he must confront an obstacle to true love he never could’ve predicted—himself.
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• Keep His Sphincter Completely Relaxed As You Enter Him
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Solutions To Performance Anxiety.
Find out how to deal with these erection-killing thoughts:
· You won’t get hard enough
· Your dick isn’t big enough
· You will disappoint your partner
· Your partner will compare you to other guys
· Your partner will judge you and tell the world
· You’ll ejaculate too soon
· You’ll take forever to ejaculate
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Should your partner use poppers?
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Do guys with big dicks have more trouble with erections?
How it’s possible for tops to get HIV.
How man drinks can you have before you start having erection trouble?
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1. Fear of Rejection
2. Not Knowing What To Say.
3. Not Knowing What To Do.
If you’re like a lot of gay men, you’re in a low-confidence, low-competence trap. Not knowing what to say or do lowers your confidence and the lack of confidence stops you from trying.
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Step 4: SAY SOMETHING CLEVER
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• How to get more pleasure out of uncircumcised guys.
• Special approaches for “unusual” penises—the ones that are curved or pierced.
Learn How To Do Things That No Other Guy Has Done To Him.
• A French tongue technique that reduces gay men to tears.
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• “Suspense & Resolution” techniques that’ll bang him like a gong.
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• The 7 must-know techniques for illustrious hand jobs.
• A mouth exercise that’ll help you blow him till his kingdom comes.
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• Turn his ambivalence into an obsession.
• Help you develop a sense of texting humor that makes hotties want to get with you.
• Get that distant guy to pay more attention.
• Provide common texting scenarios and solutions to keep his attention on you.
• Avoid being friend-zoned.
• Use “multiple threads” to avoid conversational dead-ends.
• Dip into a catalog of 300+ witty pre-written texts when you can’t think of something yourself.
The Art Of Gay Texting: How To Make Guys Obsess Over You.
USE WILDLY CLEVER WAYS TO GET HIS PHONE NUMBER(or get him to ask you for yours).
See 10 vivid examples of how to get his phone number. Too shy to ask? Read the 6 Clever Ways To Get Him To Ask You For Your Number.
IS HE DISTANT? SPARK HIS INTEREST.
Do it with fun, quirky texts that make him look forward to hearing his phone ding. Example: “Do you think naming two puppies Daft and Punk is a little over the top?" Learn the 9 Must-Know Tactics To Texting Guys Who Aren’t Showing Much Interest. You’ll have him panting for your next text and wanting to hang out with you in no time. It’s all on p. 25-36.
GET GUYS TO CHASE YOU.
See dozens of “dialogues” showing you ways to ramp up the romantic tension. Comes with my “Text Timing Chart” –showing you how to time your texts, and how long to wait to respond to his.
TEXT SOMETHING WITTY.
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GET HIM TO CALL YOU.
Stop ‘texturbating!” You got his number to meet not text. Find out the 5 ways you can get him to call if he doesn’t do it on his own. You’re worth a phone call. All on P. 29-42.
HOW TO HANDLE THAT FIRST PHONE CALL.
Prevent “conversation stalling” and awkward silences by using the “Multiple Threads” concept. Rephrase boring questions into interesting comments.Boring: “How many brothers and sisters do you have?” Interesting: “I bet you’re the youngest in your family.” You’ll also learn an amazing body language trick that projects warmth, confidence and sexiness over the phone. It’s all on P. 37-60.
POST-DATE TEXTING TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING.
You asked him out (or got him to ask). Great. Date go well? Then use the charming text threads in this book. If the date didn’t go well (damn, boy, what did you do—tweet through dinner?!) and you still want to see him then read my chapter on “redemption texting.” Don’t want another date? (he was so boring at dinner the corn on the cob covered its ears?) See great examples of how to turn him down or turn him into a friend.
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Learn porn star secrets to bottoming without pain and start making love with volcanic pleasure. Written by gay sex advice columnist Woody Miller and a team of urologists and colon-rectal specialists, this book combines porn industry secrets with innovative techniques from the latest gay male sex research.
How We Got The Porn Industry’s Secrets To Bottoming Without Pain.
We sent a team of researchers to interview a truckload of gay male erotica industry folk—cameramen, scouts, producers, directors and performers. The result is a fascinating, behind-the-scenes, no-holds-barred look into the industry and the secrets they use to get performers to bottom without pain or messy scenes. The main sections:
1: What You Can Learn From Porn Star Bottoms.
A fascinating view of bottoming in the porn industry—how gay erotica performers prepare for a shoot, how they can take huge tops without any pain (even if it’s their first time) and how they stay loose despite day-long shoots. If you ever had a question about how the porn industry works, this is the place to find answers—from how much money porn stars make to what percent are heterosexual (shocking!) to their favorite brand of douches.
2: Free Your Mind, Your Butt Will Follow.
How To Bottom Like A Porn Star: The Ultimate Guide To Gay Sex is part porn exposé, part how-to from the latest gay sex research. In this chapter, we’ll look at how “Anticipatory pain” and a perceived loss of masculinity can put your butt in a headlock. We’ll show you how to resolve the emotional blocks that stop you from trying or enjoying anal sex with other gay men.
3: Why It Feels Like You’re Being Impaled By A Fence Post.
From our urologist and colon-rectal experts who specialize in gay male sex: It isn’t just your sphincter causing all that pain; it’s your “S-curve” as well as involuntary puborectal contractions. Learn your anatomical structure so you can make the tips in this book work better.
4: How Porn Star Bottoms Relax Their Sphincters.
Not all do it, or need to, but the gay men in the sex industry that do swear by it. Find out whether you should use their controversial method.
5: The Porn Star Method Of Eliminating Pain.
Find out the shocking things gay male erotica stars do to eliminate pain. Some cannot be recommended, but others can and we’ve combined them with a technique that blends systematic desensitization, pattern breathing, progressive muscle relaxation and sexual imagery to completely eliminate pain and heighten pleasure.
6: How Porn Star Bottoms Handle The Ick Factor.
Find out their secrets to getting your butt cleaner than a Brady Bunch rerun.
7: A Device That’s Better Than A Douche Or An Enema.
Enemas and douches are a bad idea (despite the porn industry’s reliance on them). Find out why and what product doctors recommend that will get you as clean as a douche without any of the harmful side effects.
8: How To Bottom Without Pain For The First Time.
Here you’ll learn how to combine the best position with the best angle of entry. Missionary? Doggie-style? Straight in? Angled up? When it comes to gay sex, it matters.
9: A Guided Tour Of A Pain-Free Bottoming Session Between Adam And Steve.
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• Written by sex columnist with two urologists–advice you can trust!
• Easy to follow, step-by-step guide.
• Short too–only 36 pages. Read it in 30 minutes!
Would Your Partner Rather See You Dribble Or Cum Like A Porn Star?
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Take A Look At The Table Of Contents.
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Chapter Two: Understanding What Creates a Forceful Ejaculation.
Strong pubo-recto muscles, amplifying the sexual turn-on, drinking the
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Chapter Three: Working Out Your “Cum-Throwing” Muscles.
Pelvic floor muscles force semen up and out of your penis by
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Chapter Four: The Bigger The Turn-On The Bigger The Blast-Off.
The more you’re turned on the further you’ll shoot. Here are some
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Chapter Five: Semen. The More You Have the More You’ll Shoot.
More volume means more pressure, which means more launch force. Try these proven tactics for increasing your semen volume.
Chapter Six: The Harder You Get The Further You’ll Go.
The more blood that rushes to your penis the further you’ll cum. This chapter will show you some neat tricks that will get your dick harder than a frozen turkey.
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