A collection of jokes with a holiday theme from Edward Phillips:
Office manager: ‘Will you ever forget that marvellous weekend we spent in Paris?’
Secretary: ‘How much are you offering?’
‘We are now passing one of the biggest breweries in Ireland,’ announced the guide on a coach trip.
‘Why?’ protested a voice from the back
The World’s Best Sailing Jokes is the ultimate collection of nautical naughtiness, quayside quips and high-seas hilarity for everyone from salty sea dogs to the youngest yachtsmen.
A group of flies were playing football in a saucer, using a lump of sugar as a ball. One of them said, ‘We’ll have to do better than this, lads – we’re playing in the cup tomorrow!’
Whether you are a football widow or a fanatical follower of the game, an aspiring World Cup star or a part-time referee, this book contains all you ever need to know about the trials, tribualations – and hilarities – of this great British sport.