LESSON ONE: VAMPIRES
WHAT'S THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WHEN A PERT CLASSMATE ATTEMPTS TO SNACK ON YOUR JUGULAR?
a. Run for your life and the sanctity of your soul
b. Invite her out for a strawberry soda, heavy on the syrup
c. Scream like a boy and hide in the principal's office
d. Let her have a few sips while you check out her spectacular quadriceps -- VIZ Media
HAVING A WITCH FOR A CLASSMATE CAN CREATE A VEXING HEXING SITUATION IF SHE...
a. casts spells stirring up all manner of
mischief just to get attention.
b. has no qualms about using magic to break up you and your girlfriend.
c. becomes the target of a reptilian witchphobic hate group.
d. all of the above. -- VIZ Media
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Having lost both his friend’s eye and his greatest abilities, can Kakashi protect anyone from his coldhearted foe? What is the true meaning of the Will of Fire gained in the distant heavens? Kakashi finds these answers and more as he enters a new ninja era.-- VIZ Media
WHEN FIGHTING A TROLL WHO WANTS TO BE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS...
a. hide under a bridge--that's the last place he'd look
b. if you've recently received an unsolicited infusion of vampire blood, fight back--since you've probably been transformed into a powerful vampire for all eternity
c. let the rude vampire girl who infused you with her vampire hemoglobin--without your permission--lend you a fang -- VIZ Media