Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch

Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving

Book 3
Glory Box Press
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You’ve just gotten a j-pouch. Now what?

Life with your new j-pouch might feel intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be. In Unicorn Farts and Glitter: Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving a J-Pouch, author and j-pouch veteran AW Cross gives you a first-hand, non-medical perspective about what to expect from your j-pouch and how to manage it successfully.

Through her usual blend of practicality and humor, you’ll learn how to:

•Cope with the physical consequences and emotional impact of having a j-pouch
•Manage pouchitis, cuffitis, obstructions, strictures, and skin care
•Pack a survival kit and leave the house with confidence
•Dress, eat, and have sex
•Deal with healthcare professionals and enjoy your stays in the hospital
•Use social media and parley with non-pouchers

Whether you’ve just gotten your j-pouch, or you’ve had one for years, if you’re determined to make the most of it, this book is for you.

If you’d rather pretend that you’re normal, have no sense of humor about your j-pouch, and hate unicorns and rainbows, DON’T BUY THIS BOOK!

"I don't think that there is anything that this book doesn't cover. I mean it answers every question that you could possibly have. I hope this book gets to everyone who needs it!" - Goodreads Reviewer
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About the author

AW Cross is a former scientist and agriculturalist-turned-author and blogger. She was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis in 2009, and since then has run the gamut of IBD from ileostomy to j-pouch before being diagnosed with Crohn's Disease in 2016. Intended to be humorous-but-pragmatic guides, her "Quick and Dirty Tips for Surviving" series was written as a response to her personal experience with her condition and what she felt was a lack of positive and practical day-to-day advice for patients.

You can visit her IBD blog at screamingmeemie.com, or follow her on Twitter @ScreamingMeemi 

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Publisher
Glory Box Press
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Published on
Aug 2, 2016
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Pages
131
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ISBN
9780995099142
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Language
English
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Genres
Health & Fitness / Diseases / Gastrointestinal
Health & Fitness / Diseases / Immune & Autoimmune
Self-Help / General
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