I'm Just Here for the Free Scrutiny: One Model’s Tale of Insanity and Inanity in the Wonderful World of Fashion

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How do I break into the modeling world? Do I have what it takes to become a supermodel? Where did I leave my keys? I will answer none of these questions in my new book I’m Just Here for the Free Scrutiny. But I will provide you with a few laughs as I talk about my time in the fashion and commercial industries. From when I learned I don’t have a sex-phone operator voice to when I fainted in the middle of a shoot. From when I bombed a movie audition to when I was upstaged by the modeling equivalent of a soccer mom. It’s all here. So sit back, relax, and read a few stories that will remind you that modeling is about as glamorous as babysitting a bunch of toddlers. Toddlers on a sugar rush. By the way, your keys are underneath your jacket in the kitchen.
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About the author

Abby Rosmarin is a writer, a martial art instructor (tai chi counts, people), and a model. She's a hardcore Bostonian (even though she moved up to New Hampshire three years ago) and a proud owner of an English degree (which, as the years progress, has proven to be little more than a really expensive wall decoration). Her favorite pastimes include busting a dance move when doing housework, having philosophical arguments with herself while driving, and refusing to admit that ska is dead. She currently lives with her husband in a small town in the mountains alongside her two cats, her guinea pig, and a whole coop of chickens (and by Òwhole coop,Ó she means three). Don't forget to follow her on Twitter @thatabbyrose.
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Thought Catalog
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Published on
Apr 8, 2014
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Humor / Topic / Business & Professional
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