A New Financial You in 28 Days: A 37-Day Plan

Gegensatz Press
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Satirizes the get-rich-quick mindset that gets us into economic crises and makes light of the shame that many of us feel about money.
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Gegensatz Press
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Jul 6, 2011
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94
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9781933237480
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English
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Business & Economics / Personal Success
Humor / Form / Parodies
Humor / Topic / Business & Professional
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