About this ebook
A hilarious novel for teenagers about faking it till you make it – and what it means to be a man.
Jack Sprigley isn’t just a late-bloomer. He’s a no-bloomer. He’s about to start the last term of year nine and puberty is still a total no-show.Worse yet, he hasn’t heard from his friends all holidays. He assumes they’ve finally dumped him and his child-like body – except then he finds out that it’s much worse than that. His friends are now so far ahead of him that they’ve started hooking up and getting girlfriends.
Jack is screwed.
But then he comes up with a plan to catch up and win his friends back. And his plan is perfect: he just has to fake puberty.
Jack Sprigley isn’t just a late-bloomer. He’s a no-bloomer. He’s about to start the last term of year nine and puberty is still a total no-show.Worse yet, he hasn’t heard from his friends all holidays. He assumes they’ve finally dumped him and his child-like body – except then he finds out that it’s much worse than that. His friends are now so far ahead of him that they’ve started hooking up and getting girlfriends.
Jack is screwed.
But then he comes up with a plan to catch up and win his friends back. And his plan is perfect: he just has to fake puberty.
About the author
Chris Miles has written several books for young readers. His short fiction and other writings have appeared in publications throughout Australia. He works as a website designer and developer, and in his spare time he indulges his love of Doctor Who, LEGO, Dungeons & Dragons, and anchovies. He is a dog person (though not literally). He lives in Melbourne, Australia.
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