Somebody Tell Aunt Tillie We're In Trouble!

· Toad Witch Book 2 · HekaRose Publishing
122 reviews

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Mara’s in hell! Neither one of the guys in her life is talking to her. Paul, her ex-boyfriend, is afraid she’s going to give birth to a baby demon—complete with horns and hooves. He wants proof that he’s actually the father. And her best friend, Gus, is so obsessed with his new boyfriend and his plans for the late, great, Lord Grundleshanks the Poisonous Toad, he has no time for anyone else.

After Gus flips the seasons and manages to bring summer into winter, everything starts going weirdly wrong. Summer refuses to leave. Household electronics start going haywire. When J.J., a local boy, vanishes from Mara's car, Mara begins to suspect he's been turned into a rat. But it’s such a crazy idea, who could she possibly talk to abut it? Then, her dead Aunt Tillie shows up to warn her that Gus is in trouble—big trouble—and it’s up to Mara to save him.

Before Mara can stop him, Gus opens up a portal to Hell and the Devil comes calling. Now, she’s got her hands full, trying to find out what happened to J.J., assure Paul she’s not going to give birth to a mythological creature, and broker a truce between Gus and the Devil before Gus becomes Hell’s newest resident.
122 reviews
Connie Carswell
June 12, 2017
This book was even better than the first in the series ~ which bodes really well for the books to come! I can’t wait to read the next book in the series, “Somebody Tell Aunt Tilly We’ve Kidnapped Cupid”. The humour the author infuses into these books is first-rate, top-notch and bar-none, some of the funniest literature I’ve read in a long time! Also, I LOVED the author's bio, make sure you read that too! Can’t recommend this book, series or author highly enough! Connie Carswell @orcanut @orcaloopy O
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sandra longstaff
August 31, 2016
Love this book! Great read has you laughing out loud alot 😍📚
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JoAnn Tucker-Scholes
January 3, 2016
Chrtistianna Millers books are wondrful. Real,colorful characters and real plots, looking forward to a continuation of their story of Mara, Gus and Aunt Tillie. Thank you for the entertainment.
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About the author

Christiana Miller is a novelist, screenwriter and mom who's led an unusual life. In addition to writing for General Hospital: Night Shift and General Hospital, she's had her DNA shot into space (where she's currently cohabiting in a drawer with Stephen Colbert and Stephen Hawking), she's been serenaded by Klingons, and she's been the voices of all the female warriors in Mortal Kombat II and III. If her life was a TV show, it would be a wacky dramedy filled with Dobies and eccentric characters who get themselves into bizarre situations!

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