* Overcome by the urge to alphabetise my pets
* Forgot how trousers work
* Became temporarily feral
* Got stuck in a romantic montage
Dave Skinner is a comedy writer, actor and comedian who has worked with, among others, Steve Coogan, Rob Brydon, Armando Iannucci, Reeves & Mortimer and Johnny Vegas.
Henry Paker is a stand-up comedian and cartoonist whose illustrations have appeared in the Spectator, the Observer and Prospect. He has also written for Mock The Week and 8 Out of 10 Cats.