Juggling Balls

David Hadley
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 Juggling Balls - a science fiction comedy featuring time travel, mind control implants and a future religion that claims an Elvis Presley clone as its saviour. 

Oh, and an interplanetary terraced house.

 

Martin Laws hates mysteries. 

So why has someone sent him a bag of juggling balls? 

Why has he no memory of buying a new computer?

Why has that new computer decided Martin needs to go shopping?

Why does a hairstylist he's never met before keep saluting him?

Most of all, why are so many Elvis impersonators trying to kill him?

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About the author

 David Hadley was born in 1959. He is married with three children and lives in the Black Country, West Midlands, UK. 

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David Hadley
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Pages
418
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Science Fiction / General
Humor / General
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So, begins one of the greatest love stories of our age told here for the first time. 

This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 

'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables'. A tale of adventure and excitement within a forgotten temple of one of the world's oldest forgotten civilisations. 

'The Famed Vegetable Killer of Grimsby'. Murder most foul. 

'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant'. A story of one of the great mysteries of the far future. 

'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. The tale of Britain's greatest spy and his attempt to thwart an evil genius with plans for world domination. 

'The Thing Falling Out of the Sky Incident'. Some claim there are aliens out there, waiting to invade Earth. Some say this has already happened. 

Plus other stories, such as: 'Feeling Betrayed', 'The Aftermath', 'The Perfect Woman' and others the like of which you will never have read before. 

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