Bottling Farts (EPUB)

Donald Rump
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Could the greatest power…

The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination…

The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness…

…be obtained by bottling farts???

"Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…"

Approximately 2,200 words.
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About the author

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

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Donald Rump
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Published on
Aug 24, 2013
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Pages
25
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ISBN
9781624544828
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Humorous
Humor / General
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