Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?

Donald Rump
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Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly.

Gagnabbit!

So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what!

And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
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About the author

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

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Donald Rump
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Published on
May 8, 2016
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Pages
10
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ISBN
9781533737649
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Language
English
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Fiction / Humorous / General
Humor / General
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