Marriage Stinks (EPUB)

Donald Rump
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Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?

"Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insisted.

"Is that so?" Mackelroy cracked his knuckles.

Marriage Stinks is a work of fart fiction. It is intended for mature audiences, and is approximately 3,500 words in length.
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About the author

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

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Donald Rump
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Published on
Nov 9, 2013
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Pages
17
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ISBN
9781624544934
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Language
English
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Genres
Fiction / Humorous
Humor / General
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This content is DRM free.
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