Timeless Topper

My Crazy Alien Romance

Book 3
Donna McDonald
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Welcome to Magic, New Mexico—otherwise known as Crazytown. 

Snow zones and ice patches are popping up all over. It’s Topper’s job to fix this conundrum even though she’s four months pregnant, yet looks like she’s about to give birth any second. The cold patches aren’t melting like ice should in New Mexico heat. 

Add in fish shifter Alfred’s infatuation with a cat woman and there is double chaos… mainly due to the fact that cats tend to eat fish. When random aliens begin appearing too, it's all Topper can do not to turn the entire town into donkeys so she can give birth in peace. Something has to give. 

What’s a pregnant witch to do? Solve Magic's problems, that’s what. But it’s easier said than done.

Topper feels ill-equipped to be a mother, even if the child rapidly growing inside her obviously doesn't agree. Growing at twice the rate of a normal baby, her daughter will arrive sooner than she can say Blessed Be. 

But why in the heck hasn’t she known all this time that her alien husband, Stark, has a twin sister? Men never tell you the important stuff, no matter which planet they hail from. Whatever… 

With her daughter on the way and the town in peril, Topper will sprint to the rescue once again… or waddle. 

Goddess help everyone when she figures out what in her purple-haired glory days is going on.

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Donna McDonald
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Published on
Jul 20, 2018
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Pages
165
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ISBN
9781939988911
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English
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Genres
Fiction / Humorous / General
Fiction / Romance / Action & Adventure
Fiction / Romance / Paranormal / Shifters
Fiction / Romance / Romantic Comedy
Fiction / Romance / Science Fiction
Fiction / Science Fiction / Alien Contact
Fiction / Science Fiction / Humorous
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 It may be snowing everywhere else, but in Magic, New Mexico, it's hotter than ever!


The holidays are happening in Magic but temperatures haven't lowered from sweltering to slow melt yet. Despite all the lectures to Jessica about life in a desert climate, Topper's young witch daughter still longs to celebrate the festive season as humans in cooler climates do. 


Top of Jessica's Christmas wishlist this year appears to be getting her mother and father to make her some snow. Conjuring cold is not a magical problem for Topper, or for Stark who’s an alien from an ice planet, but getting rid of the men in black who would show up to investigate it definitely would be. 


Jessica's insistent demands for snow are enough to drive Topper crazy, but now Dr. Lena Verglas from the University of Arizona has arrived in Magic looking for pretty much the same thing. 


The very human doctor of climate science wants to build a bio-dome and make snow in it. A swarm of academic humans moving to the town? That's never happening so long as Topper can prevent it. Thankfully, Sheriff Theo and Deputy Calix are in agreement with her about running the human off. Or at least they were until she heard Deputy Calix started sleeping with the nosy human. Dragons and their libidos—just one more problem she doesn’t need.


The arrival of six more naked aliens from Glacier, having to deal with a set of bad hyena shifters, Deputy Calix’s Greek dragon family showing up, and Stark wanting another baby is all sending Topper right over the top. As the witch in charge, she’s got to get a handle on the mounting chaos before it's too late. 

 It may be snowing everywhere else, but in Magic, New Mexico, it's hotter than ever!


The holidays are happening in Magic but temperatures haven't lowered from sweltering to slow melt yet. Despite all the lectures to Jessica about life in a desert climate, Topper's young witch daughter still longs to celebrate the festive season as humans in cooler climates do. 


Top of Jessica's Christmas wishlist this year appears to be getting her mother and father to make her some snow. Conjuring cold is not a magical problem for Topper, or for Stark who’s an alien from an ice planet, but getting rid of the men in black who would show up to investigate it definitely would be. 


Jessica's insistent demands for snow are enough to drive Topper crazy, but now Dr. Lena Verglas from the University of Arizona has arrived in Magic looking for pretty much the same thing. 


The very human doctor of climate science wants to build a bio-dome and make snow in it. A swarm of academic humans moving to the town? That's never happening so long as Topper can prevent it. Thankfully, Sheriff Theo and Deputy Calix are in agreement with her about running the human off. Or at least they were until she heard Deputy Calix started sleeping with the nosy human. Dragons and their libidos—just one more problem she doesn’t need.


The arrival of six more naked aliens from Glacier, having to deal with a set of bad hyena shifters, Deputy Calix’s Greek dragon family showing up, and Stark wanting another baby is all sending Topper right over the top. As the witch in charge, she’s got to get a handle on the mounting chaos before it's too late. 

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Will doesn’t need the trouble Meara causes, but maybe he does need her.


For Captain William Talon, aka William 874, there aren’t many choices left. Whoever captured him after the war kept him out of the Cyber Husband program and instead turned him into a killing machine—a worse one than most cyborgs. 


Will has no idea how many deaths are on his hands nor does he want to know. The few incidents he recalls are bad enough. But now it has come to this… Kyra and Peyton need a better cyborg than their mysterious Creator Omega enemy is making.


Will’s processor is dying daily which means the rest of him will die soon as well. An upgrade of the kind Kyra's talking about will either improve his entire existence… or kill him completely. Ironically, Will really doesn't care which. He’d have taken his own life years ago if he could have gotten around the daily brainwashing. 


His losses are massive. Like many other cyber soldiers, they include the loss of a family who is convinced he's a prime example of walking evil. 


His gains since Peyton rescued him? Really there's only one—just one annoying, endlessly chattering, red-haired troublemaker who's volunteered to be upgraded as well. Now they're cybernetically married, or at least they are in Meara’s warped mind. 


What's he supposed to do with a female cyborg partner who has no boundaries?

And what's he supposed to do with the first hope he’s felt in years?

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