My Girlfriend, the Bitch combines the gravitas of Best in Show with the biting satire of Heart of Darkness, and is filled to the brim with dirty S&M sex. An amazing literary accomplishment that is sure to attract some sort of government intervention.
Harvey was in a rut. He was tired of reminiscing about old times when he had two submissive women at his beck and call. What he needed was a submissive woman who enjoyed being his sexual plaything and wasn't afraid of commitment.
Cynthia and Harvey were destined to meet and when they did, the sparks flew.
At her unique clinic, the good doctor and her assistant Carlos show Penelope a few coping strategies to help her get over her aversions and embrace her submissive nature. They were so good, in fact, that Penelope was keen to try them out as soon as possible - one at a time and then all at once!
So when a tall, beautiful woman invited her home one night, how could she refuse? What followed was an evening of pain and debauchery, full of humiliation and degradation. Just the way Cynthia liked it.
The filthier, the better.