
Kyle Bibby
This book is great if you're purely an 80's nostalgia buff. If not, I'd advise you to steer clear. It has a half baked and repetitive plot, little to no character progression, cringe worthy dialogue and an omittable romance arc. It does, however, have a TON of 80's references. At first they're really enjoyable but it soon becomes clear that a significant number are included for the sake of simply being there. Cline force feeds them to you at such a frantic rate it's as if he himself has something to prove; all so that his characters can claim they know the most obscure facts. In the end, that's how it reads. Like rival fanboys on trivia night, each desperately making a case to prove he/she is the ultimate fan. After a while it just stops being fun.
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Krista V
This idealization of one particular experience, a very male, very white, experience of the 80s is so narrow minded and cringy. I got as far as Madame Curry needing to find her "little man on a boat" and I was done. What a terrible disrespectful analogy. Finally got around to mentioning a female icon and that's where he goes with it, no thank you. There are too many sci fi books out there that actually insightful, I'm not going to waste more time here.

David A
A single word kept creeping into my mind as the words numbingly bumbled on the pages. This book is just someone going on forever on how great Brands™ are, for over 100 painful pages you'll never get back, as the author constantly churns the butter of his pants over how great the 80s were.