Examples from God Loves Golfers Best:
Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole.
What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron!
A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church.
Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag.
His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Illustrated by Tim Griggs
Offering advice for golfers of all levels to improve their game immediately, On the Golf Course: 101 Ways to Rock Your World presents a host of tips and quotes from author-turned-golfer Dayna Steele and golf experts. Filled with humorous anecdotes, illustrations, and Steele's snappy narrative, this guide entertains as well as instructs in ways to improve a golf game. Whether it's in a golf bag, on a desk, or by the bedside, this book provides inspiration for those addicted to the crazy game of golf. On the Golf Course: 101 Ways to Rock Your World encourages future golfers, helps build confidence in new golfers, and reminds seasoned players that golf is, above all, a game-and a fun one!
Praise for On the Golf Course: 101 Ways to Rock Your World
"Each year, I host the Reader Cup Golf Tournament for literacy. When Dayna started playing with us, she was awful. Now she's moved up to mediocre! Seriously, this is a must-read for any golfer-humor, great tips, and ideas that will really change your game for the better"
-Larry Dierker, Houston Astros special assistant and #49 retired; author of This Ain't Brain Surgery and My Team
"Dayna has absolutely captured a great deal of the 'flavor' of this great game in this book. If you have ever played the game with any degree of sincerity, the book will remind you of the exhilarating successes, beauty, and humor that only the game of golf can provide in abundance"
-Hal Underwood, professional golfer and the inspiration behind the film "Tin Cup"
I would like to state for the record that I am not a PGA Tour Pro or Instructor, nor am I a professional writer. There the Disclaimer out of the way.) I am however a United States Golf Teacher Federation & National Registry of Professional Golf Instructors certified golf teacher.
I have immense respect for all PGA pros & instructors. The real problem, most PGA instructors want to teach you "their" swing, or "the" swing, the Internet Guru’s are only re-packaging those swings. All work with what I am about to tell and show you. No need to be concerned about having to lean a new swing or style of swing. I believe you were born with "Your Own Personal Golf Swing" that’s all I am concerned about. I can state with out any doubt you will never have anything but "Your Own Personal Golf Swing". No matter what style or type of swing you use your swing will only work for you! “No Other Golfer Will Ever Swing A Golf Club Same As You Do!”
If You’re a Duffer, You’re OK in My Book includes a description of experiences and definitions describing a duffer, plus a round-by-round depiction of a duffer (the author himself) and how he plays and approaches each hole. While this book won’t make you a better golfer, at least not in the sense of lower scores, it will help you enjoy each round a little more, even if you don’t break a hundred. A section of the book allows you to record the memorable shots and best efforts that you have already achieved.