'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.'
'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.'
'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'
Bigger, better, and even bulkier than before, The Mammoth Book of Jokes 2 is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs.